AXrescuer Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Japan exit the World Cup today. It means that Keisuke Honda, their best player will no longer get the Civic reception he was expecting! I'll get me coat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren t claim Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 http://instantrimshot.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ifc63 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Yeh, the man's a Legend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Thankyou for that Insight, I have upgraded my soccer player knowledge Accord-ingly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Haven't we had enough of all that Jazz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter9000uk Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Prelude of things to come. But, it will disappear of it's own Accord later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSparrow Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 AXrescuer, some of your posts can really BXciting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter C Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Will he end up playing in the English Primera-ship? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter C Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Aside from being a decent player, he has great Charisma! My wife spotted him with his partner in the park, having a Picnic. Now Japan have lost he's off to the land of the rising Sunny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative Creep Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 He'll no doubt return to a great reception in his home City after that Odyssey. Perhaps a day out in Ascot is in order? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seth Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 He can go and have a good sleep now then. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. (Approx Z count = 600) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Initially, I could only see S500 reasons not to look at this thread, but upon further reflection, I gradually increased this figure to S600, S800 and eventually S2000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative Creep Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I don't think he'll have to worry about not having Any Sex (see what I did there?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seth Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 "That was never a foul ref! He dived! Its all an Acty!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I've a funny story to tell about the World Cup. I used to know a lovely old couple, Cedric and Silvia were their names I think; Cedric was a right old Trooper, he used to play the Alto sax. Anyway, they had a young lad who was a bit of a Starlet, Swift as a Colt he was down the wings. Rumour had it he was going to sign for their local team the Bluebirds but he turned them down as he couldn't understand the coach's Accent. Eventually became a Legend at the New York Cosmos. You can imagine the Pride they felt, having Mentored their young kid through all this. Well, sadly it was only a Prelude to disaster. The lad lost his way, lost his Cherry to a rough neighbourhood girl, got into drink and drugs and was Accordingly jailed. Last I heard he was delivering Piazzas in an old Acty van. What a Charade! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 This is all well and good but is it a prelude to anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Lobster Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I hope, after his world cup performance, he can Integrate his new skills in to his future performances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 The Japs deserve Applause after a great world cup and football scouts found it great Fourtracking young Starlets. Their team has been praised for their polite humble manor but as we know Charman't everything. A much Celica performance was required and it truth this was just Pony. The Charade continued when the Jap coach was sent to the Stanza after constantly stepping onto the pitch, "You cant Tredia" said the official on Patrol, before a Swift exit. "Cordia!" said a watching Cockney, "This'll have a Domino effect I can only get 121 odds on a defeat" So as the Japs were Shuttled away maybe their Legacy will live on.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seth Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 "You cant Tredia"Bring out the Rofflcopter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Mainwaring Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I'd really like to 535i Kate Beckinsale, and Fearne Cotton? I'd give her a right X/19ing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Mainwaring Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Oh, and... Bring out the Rofflcopter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boobydoo Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Some of you need to get out more......... ....and on that NOTE......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Some of you need to get out more......... ....and on that NOTE.........Ok then, anyone fancy a quick Steller or Corona down the Crown? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Station Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I took an old, faded stetson to be dyed by a little shop called 'Sue's Dying Service'. I walked in, slammed my stetson onto the counter and said 'DAIHATSU!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martc Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 quote]Ok then, anyone fancy a quick Steller or Corona down the Crown? Mine's a Bitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskeyonesix Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I'm on the wagon, i'll have a cappucino ......... or maybe a swift one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouseflakes Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Back on topic.... As AXRescuer points out - he's a great player and he deserves a civic* reception at home. If a UK Premier League team could add his boot** it would be a triumph - he'd win great acclaim. ( * and ** - you try and work 'Ballade' into it then! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 'Ballade' into it then! )His close control skills were unbelievable, it was like there was some sort off ball-ade attached to his foot Coke is launching a leather flavoured soft drink to celebrate the world cup called Ballade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXrescuer Posted July 2, 2010 Author Share Posted July 2, 2010 Blimey, and I though this would get ignored. Some great puns there lads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxpower Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 that player honda deserves the stream of accolades for his performance, he is such a starlet that they may have to escort him from the stadium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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