truely shite incoming

[theshadow]

yep theyre all silver.

[eddyramrod]

Doesn't narrow it down much!

[sutty2006]

i10 with a dildo wedged under the clutch pedal……. 

[MorrisItalSLX]

Whatever it is, it will have 9 months MOT, a full tank of fuel and have cost about £2.50.

[5speedracer]

2008 Suzuki Splash, one deceased owner and 8500 miles on it.

[sutty2006]

38 minutes ago, 5speedracer said:

2008 Suzuki Splash, one deceased owner and 8500 miles on it.

Owner still in drivers seat. Some clean up required. 

[sierraman]

Daihatsu Sirloin with a map of Africa on the front seat.

[DVee8]

Its going to be a Micra, its always a Micra.

 

[Datsuncog]

Chevrolet Aveo with both rear wheel drums locked solid.

[Split_Pin]

09 Plate Fiat Grande Punto.

[sierraman]

A Daewoo Matiz that smells very strongly of disinfectant. 

[sutty2006]

35 minutes ago, sierraman said:

A Daewoo Matiz that smells very strongly of disinfectant. 

And TCP. 

[mk2_craig]

Early production Dacia Sandero with a Biggleswade Conservative Club Car Park sticker in the front windscreen and some suspiciously recently applied black stone chip paint on the sills. 

[sierraman]

58 minutes ago, mk2_craig said:

Early production Dacia Sandero with a Biggleswade Conservative Club Car Park sticker in the front windscreen and some suspiciously recently applied black stone chip paint on the sills. 

But done in the shape of a rhombus to cover just the bit that was welded instead of the full sill. 

[GeordieInExile]

Automatic Proton of some kind. 

[Soundwave]

Allegro Equipe, they were all silver!

[Yoss]

Favorit Silverline. They're all silver. Clue's in the name. 

[horriblemercedes]

Delorean

[Datsuncog]

 A metallic blue Nissan Note that's been entirely resprayed using Wilko silver rattlecans.

But no masking tape was used whatsoever.

[Stanky]

5 minutes ago, horriblemercedes said:

Delorean

DMC-21 or death

[Bren]

Rover 45 with an old copy of the daily mail and a brexit sticker in the back window.

[Supernaut]

Nissan Tiilde with a boot full of boules and suspicious staining on the seats.

[Datsuncog]

1 hour ago, Stanky said:

DMC-21 or death

[grogee]

Chevrolet Epica 2.5 I6 auto

With loads of 1980s porn mags in the back 

[SteersWithThrottle]

Pisshat/A4 TDi with beaded front seat covers and a stain in the shape of Jesus in the rooflining

[CreepingJesus]

It's a silver machine. Powered by Lemmy's ghost. Although, if you do end up seeing yourself going by, other side of the sky, it may well be that his ghost is toxic enough to provide contact highs.

[Flat4]

When is the shite arriving? Keeping us all in suspense here!

[Datsuncog]

The Shadow only ever collects his cars on the stroke of midnight...

Doesn't half shit up the seller, mind.

[somewhatfoolish]

lacquerpeeled Corsa with 4 mismatched deathrings, a radio stuck on Heart FM and a nasty pull to the right.

[Boycie]

Austin metro , always garaged but still rusty as f#ck , suspension gone on one side so it has a ride like the moon buggy and there a hearing aid under the passenger seat