Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

132,068 · March 27, 2012

Not

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1964-ROVER-P5 ... 1c2471382d

4,380 · March 27, 2012

Hi, this is the Council Estate Stupid Porsche Company, all our salesman are busy at the moment, please leave a message after the tone.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PORSCHE-944s- ... 4cffcbe35f

As if to prove he hasn't made a shit heap of this car he's happy to point out he's owned two LT Sports before this one.

Shame the seller didn't take the trouble to learn that "Ventiler" just means "valves" before plastering it mongishly all over his car. Oh dear.

I don't really see a great deal wrong with that car. I'd drive it

9,218 · March 27, 2012

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C291870#

What kind of mad man imports a USA spec Sterling into the UK?!

The Lord Mayor of Perverse City.

My hero.

9,218 · March 27, 2012

Bad boy Fester

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... t/97165586

1.6k · March 27, 2012

99p start no reserve Visa

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-CITROEN- ... 3f15903026

What's going on there? The number plate's off a GTI, the drivers side doors are off a GTI, the bodykit and wheels are off a GTI...

But the rest of it? There's no originality. The engine's out of a 205 GTI. I can't see anybody buying it as a resto project.

Weld the doors shut and take it grass track racing.

In other news, here's an A-reg 205 dizzler with 66k for 300 sheets in that there London:

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... r/99132116

Citroen AX in Bath with a smidge of T&T. What you want for Ã‚Â£160?

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... e/99189586

BX Meteor. Ã‚Â£375. I'd hit it.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... x/98071207

Where are all the Visas coming from? I think the seller's a bit optimistic on the price...

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... s/97297080

4,132 · March 27, 2012

Polo G40, just needing the engine sorted out

Please note - random wummins in background NOT for sale with car. See my other listings for details...

Tool Eater 166, T+T...all seems well. Then some way down the page;

I also should have mentioned the airbag light is on.

Well, that's fucked it then.

GTM Rossa. Or at least (possibly) all the bits to finish what used to be a road-legal Rossa.

Excel-lent potential project*. Been stood outside in the Borders for 3+ years...

Please note - random bloke in background NOT for sale with car. He got away while I was taking pictures. God I miss playing the bongo on his big baldy heid...

Best 'til last, folks...

This rather natty 240 isn't just giffer-spec; whoa no! This is full on Road Captain spec. No radio (nor ever has had one) so you can hear the building rage behind you at precisely 40mph, three miles after the NSL board. Auto too, so you can do it stress-free. Let everyone else stress; you've got the club badge, and the AA badge out front, so you're obviously just a better person than all those impatient oiks with their turbodiesel this, and sport that.

That's not a criticism by the way...it's a dream worth living

63,151 · March 28, 2012

Will somebody please buy all my shite off me for Ã‚Â£6,500?

Is it just me or is that idiotically cheap, even for one needing work?

3,565 · March 28, 2012

Seems a tad expensive for one on the hit list with visible rust. Nice ones aren't that much more.

March 28, 2012

Bad boy Fester

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... t/97165586

Well, at least it's a low mileage...

Mileage
50 miles

This makes for painful reading!

18 crome weals de locked de handeld 3 ins twin exhausts american super charger alarm n imob alarm opens doors wide flush body kit frount mount intercooler luks n sownds awsum not anover like it !!!!!!

5,774 · March 28, 2012

I have a feeling the Visa GTi might be the one from Menai Bridge, but that didn't have white bits. Might go and see if it's still there. The Menai one is black too so according to this guy that'll be 3 black ones left.

March 28, 2012

Pretend you're piloting a fighter-bomber in one of the coolest interiors of the 80s:

Ã‚Â£850 gets you a Gumtree Renault 25 that looks to be in decent nick, rare manual too. Had to change my pants halfway through writing this post.

Price now dropped to Ã‚Â£350

Pretending you are a fighter-bomber pilot while enjoying performance capabilities akin to a fishing trawler

March 28, 2012

What's going on there? The number plate's off a GTI, the drivers side doors are off a GTI, the bodykit and wheels are off a GTI...
But the rest of it? There's no originality. The engine's out of a 205 GTI. I can't see anybody buying it as a resto project.

If I'm going to be an anorak here, as it's a C Plate car it was orginally a 105ch version that they all were at the start of GTi production. Those N/S doors are the originals because you can see the upper and lower silver stripe on them - this is what the 105ch's had. The O/S doors sport 115ch logos and side stripes from when they were boasting about their increase to 115ch!

I have a feeling the Visa GTi might be the one from Menai Bridge, but that didn't have white bits. Might go and see if it's still there. The Menai one is black too so according to this guy that'll be 3 black ones left.

Certainly sounds like another car...any other info?

1.6k · March 28, 2012

'90 Corrado. Ã¢â€šÂ¬850.

I had a Citroen ZX in this shade of purple once... Awful car.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/3143100

200,000 mile 309 GLD. Ã¢â€šÂ¬550. Looks good apart from those wheels.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/2938199

1990 AX Chicago. Ã¢â€šÂ¬500.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/2745083

Ginetta Tora. You won't see another one of these this year. Or possibly ever.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3105386

Fuck your Clio, I got a 5 outside. Ã¢â€šÂ¬520.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3172133

Crayford Cortina Convertible. I'm sure I papped this before while it still had UK plates...

The blue rope attached to the front of it doesn't bode well.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3155385

Interested in the car, then call the no. Fancy a chat Call the Samaratons

Yoda says "The scene tax will be strong with this one".

http://www.ebay.ie/itm/120885922383

Forklift on site for loading purposes.

GUD 4 VIN plate harvesting? Insert "pair of badly parked beetles" joke here.

http://www.ebay.ie/itm/120885927661

88,342 · March 28, 2012

Will somebody please buy all my shite off me for Ã‚Â£6,500?

Is it just me or is that idiotically cheap, even for one needing work?

Cor, that does look great for the money although when I look at it all I see is a much more complex and expensive Alfa 166, which are well known for their solid build quality and reliabilty*

5,352 · March 28, 2012

Not brilliant pics...lack of space rolling the project out of the garage I guess.

1970 Ford Zodiac Executive project

Big cars look great in red.

88,342 · March 28, 2012

Ã‚Â£275 quid for this or it'll probably get bangered. Doesn't look too bad at all really.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/vauxhall-viva/99215603#gallery-item-full-2

28,547 · March 28, 2012

Polo G40, just needing the engine sorted out

These are a real hoot. Doovla says my old one is still running around somewhere - if I ever spot it (and it hasn't been scened) I shall be mightily tempted to make its current owner an offer. Don't particularly fancy sorting out the engine woes on this one, though.

3,547 · March 28, 2012

99p start no reserve Visa

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-CITROEN- ... 3f15903026

Although it's hard to make out in the photographs, the front n/s looks to have had a fair whack with the piece that links to the un-boltable slam panel displaying a fair degree of bendage.

At least you could cut the corner out of a C15 in a scrapyard and weld it in...

3,497 · March 28, 2012

viva's gone. Just as well really or i'd have been twitching, and i REALY cant have any more shite!

March 28, 2012

Hmm me too!

Could a bumped CX really be worth Ã‚Â£2k?

Even if it is a GTi Turbo 2...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-Citroen- ... 0978413572

Everything's worth a million pounds at Douglas Valley!!

Douglas Valley are complete sockets. "WE WILL NOT BREAK/SELL ANY ITEMS OFF ANY OF OUR SALVAGE VEHICLES"....really? The amount of Lotus Esprit's they sell wearing pov spec alloys bears that out obviously.

March 28, 2012

Taking a stroll through ebays shed brought this rare animal up

Can you use 4x4 on the banger track?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Cava ... 0989144086?

One for Cavette to rescue or just nurse a semi over perhaps

17,703 · March 28, 2012

Taking a stroll through ebays shed brought this rare animal up
Can you use 4x4 on the banger track?
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Cava ... 0989144086?

One for Cavette to rescue or just nurse a semi over perhaps

Appears it's been lifted by a crane, sadly... pity, I like Haze Blue saloons...

9,238 · March 28, 2012

Not sure how you steer this thing (mind control probably) but what a machine.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MS-Jiffy-Pick ... 7021622537

88,342 · March 28, 2012

There's a lot of shitey 924's out there but this doesn't look like one of them.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PORSCHE-924-TAXED-MOT-D-VERY-USABLE-CLASSIC-CAR-/190659714288?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c64345cf0

Ã‚Â£1300 quid. When did these get so cheap?

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/skoda-octavia-vrs-18t-180bhpfsh/99277647

9,143 · March 28, 2012

Bro has just bought a newer one for Ã‚Â£1500....part-ex, none of the titivation done, needs a few bits and a clean. Bargain barge!!

28,547 · March 28, 2012

I have formed a mini-crush on that 924. Top shite colour combo FTW, in pensioner burgundy with acres of brown/beige vinyl.

Hmmm, thinks, drive the Rover up to Scooters in Embra, train it or beg a ride down to Ayr, drive home in 924... hmm... [adds LT coupe to watch list]

132,068 · March 28, 2012

What a shame about that Cavalier. If the arches are that knackered and it's been stodd there for yonks it's probably terminally knackered. Not seen a bonnet rust that badly either, though that's easily replaceable.

Sadly it'll probably struggleto see Ã‚Â£300 on a good day and will end up as oval or frag fodder.

88,342 · March 28, 2012

I have formed a mini-crush on that 924. Top shite colour combo FTW, in pensioner burgundy with acres of brown/beige vinyl.

Hmmm, thinks, drive the Rover up to Scooters in Embra, train it or beg a ride down to Ayr, drive home in 924... hmm... [adds LT coupe to watch list]

Skizzers, I live near Ayr so if you get close enough I'm sure I pick you up and deliver you to the dealer.

9,143 · March 28, 2012

Unlikely to be oval bound Billy, 4wd not allowed at 95% of tracks, and we must remember ALL BANGOR RASERS R KRETTINS, therefore won't be bright enough to disable the system. Which, to be honest, is probably why it's for sale.

3,565 · March 28, 2012

Unlikely to be oval bound Billy, 4wd not allowed at 95% of tracks, and we must remember ALL BANGOR RASERS R KRETTINS, therefore won't be bright enough to disable the system. Which, to be honest, is probably why it's for sale.

NOTE TO BANGOR RASERS. Fuse 19 is the one you're looking for. Enjoy

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