Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

[Guest]

Volvo is mighty wantable.

 

440 was the single most impressive car I've owned.

 

I think a beige one seven NA 460 Auto is pretty high up the list of shit shite.

[trigger]

The rear arches on that Cortina look like a MAJOR LEAGUE wobfest, specially the drivers side, I wouldnt lose any sleep over it Triggington

 

I think your right, It also seems to have dipped it's belly in a big pot of black tar at some point as well.

[outlaw118]

The only Royal(e) that I like....apart from Fergie, I reckon she's a dirty bitch.

He hasn't taken a picture of the whole car, been parked outside for two years......£550 reserve. In Jockland, so Trigger's probably out! Also:

Believe it or not i am now the owner of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/370561368591? ... 1423.l2649

[outlaw118]

Behold! A nugget of finest GREEN!!

Looks bloody lovely, nice nick, and still under £500, no reselve. In That there Derby.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/290633020835? ... 1423.l2649

[Negative Creep]

Council estate chic, circa 2001

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-FORD-ESC ... 3f105e1efc

[Rod/b]

I want to buy THIS just for the range of stickers that comes with it.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

'JESUS CHRIST' WHAT A BARGAIN

[Negative Creep]

Still 57% less embarrassing than the Cygnet

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-FORD-CAP ... 3cbe759473

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lancia-Beta-C ... 3cbedcc47c

 

Beta HI-FI, I've never heard of this special before, I'm guessing that these came with some supa dupa stereo?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-PEUGEOT- ... 1e68b53123

 

This is back again, Now it's £400 or best offer.

[meggersdog]

Not sure about the stereo in that Lancia but I have the very same Audioline graphic equaliser in a draw somewhere.Maybe I should stick some tacky stripes on my car wire up the equaliser and call it "the hi-fi Maestro"

[wuvvum]

This looks like it could be good value if it's as solid as the seller reckons it is.

 

[Skizzer]

^^

it is soild underneath

Ah, quite.

 

Where the onions a factory option, do you think?

[M'coli]

No, they're just in the photo as a euphamism for the way that rust can form in a many-layered fashion, rendering old barges unroadworthy in a short space of time.

[autofive]

.....but leave them in a dark shed and they will flower in the spring

[Cavcraft]

You better watch out you better beware, Albert said that E equals...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mc2-microcar- ... 35b72b500d

 

Einstein a go go!

[Alexg]

 

Beta HI-FI, I've never heard of this special before, I'm guessing that these came with some supa dupa stereo?

 

I'm guessing it's reference to the volume of what most of the body now consists of.

[Cavcraft]

Manta-stic!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/opel-manta-gt ... 20becbb166

[Cavcraft]

Multiple tasteless slag pulling chariot...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Pink-Lincoln- ... 336e79be67

 

All you need is a hidden camera in the floor and bingo, you've got a steady guaranteed income from your live fat, tattoed council mingers web feed:

[Cavcraft]

Buy this and lose enough money in the first three months to purchase several over priced Novas and Orions...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-Motor-UK-M ... 35b625858d

[Shep Shepherd]

I like the way that the paint on the bumpers doesn't quite match the paint on the body

[trigger]

Manta-stic!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/opel-manta-gt ... 20becbb166

 

 

WANT! That is lovely!, shame it's just slightly too new, and frickin miles away again!

[Cavcraft]

It's in 'Chesire' wherever that is. Probably not a million miles from me as it 'appens. Buy it, pay for the fuel and I'll wheelspin it all the way to your house for a bacon and (runny) egg butty (on toast), 20 L&B and my BFH.

 

Or stop off in Costa Del RetroAndBollox, buy this and then go for the Manta...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-recov ... 231686f484

 

'...exemption from mot'

 

NO. IT'S. FUCKING. NOT.

[trigger]

Thanks for the offer Billy.

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C266864#

 

How lovely is this little Fiesta, sadly though with tax and mot and only being £895 i fear that it will end up in the "wrong" hands and feature in a RR thread soon.

 

[dollywobbler]

That Fezza is beautiful, and very early too for a British one. Save it Trig!

[Volksy]

Ooh! I had one of those B120's, Grand truck it was, despite endless abuse towing a trailer up and down the gorge road in the Ardeche. Only ever seen a B120 Minibus over here.

[trigger]

I hope someone more local can save it!

 

When did the Fiesta come out in the UK? I thought it was 1976 but I have a April 1977 Ford broucure here in front of me and that doesn't cover the Fiesta range yet, It only has this small piece.

 

[Cavcraft]

Bloody hell, I'm gettingTrigeminal Neuralgia just thinking about that Fiesta. If I hadn't bought the sodding Shitroen of battering ramness I'd be all over that, it's damned good money, looks absolutely ace and isn't far away either.

 

Have a (potentially) cheap 306 dizzlebang whilst I sob uncontrollably about the Fiesta...

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 97.c0.m619

[dollywobbler]

If Wikipedia is to be believed, UK sales started in January 1977. Can't remember the last time I saw a 1970s Fezza.

[M'coli]

The guy whose Dolomite I welded up has the receipt for his Grandmother's Mk1 Fiesta dated sometime in January 1977. He does not have the car, unfortunately!

[Felly Magic]

Triggs that Fiesta has your name all over it man! It's well within your budget, they cost pennies to run, are as complex as a knife & fork, and with the cash you have left in your budget, you can get it looking minty fresh