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Damn you! That Taunus is in Liverpool and the Rangie has just sold.

 

Arrgh, I'm trying to downsize the fleet.

Posted

Please buy it Pete

 

Go on

 

Just look at it

 

It's proper fantastic

Posted
It's a German Ford.

 

Cologne V6 engines spanned 1.8 - 4.0 litres

 

 

German :shock: I stand corrected.

Posted

It has made the watch list and I'll give the chap a ring tomorrow.

 

Paging W.T.Claim Esq and Master M.Mad5. Is there any space by your place if I end up with the crock of shite?

Posted

Paging W.T.Claim Esq and Master M.Mad5. Is there any space by your place if I end up with the crock of shite?

 

Yes sir a lovely space is available

Do it :wink:

Posted

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You have to buy that Pete it looks so right. Or as todays youth may say its full of win.

Posted

+16 million.

 

Pete, for the love of God PLEASE buy that. I bet he'd deliver it too for a decent price.

Posted
+16 million.

 

Pete, for the love of God PLEASE buy that. I bet he'd deliver it too for a decent price.

 

+ another 1. That is Wunderbar!

Posted
It has made the watch list and I'll give the chap a ring tomorrow.

 

Paging W.T.Claim Esq and Master M.Mad5. Is there any space by your place if I end up with the crock of shite?

 

FIT ASS FUCKH GERL EHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Does anyone else remember a beer commercial on TV from the late 1980s, where a Mk 2 Jag is being restored, when the blokes working on it get a call from the owner who's changed their mind and wants a racing version instead (or vice versa, can't remember, I was about 8 at the time). Cue montage sequence of things being unbolted, sparks flying, sanding down of panels etc before the reveal of a 'souped up' version. Said gents then head off to the pub and just after they've left the 'phone rings again.....

 

No chance this is the same one, eh?

 

I was thinking of that ad the other day! I'm sure it was a Rover P4 though?

Posted

Do it, Pete! That Taunus positively smells of you already, you need it! :D *

 

*Easy for me to say from over here... :lol:

Posted

I just LOL'd so much I nearly coughed my chest out of my mouth...

 

http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/2258160/li ... oneymaker/

 

'THERES LOADS OF KIDS THATD KILL FOR THIS AT THEIR PARTY, EVERYWHERE YOU GO KIDS ARE SCREAMING AT THEIR PARENTS ' LOOK LOOK, ITS LIGHTNING'

 

'EVERYONE LOVES IT'

 

Err, yeah, about that :roll::lol:

Posted

That CX is lush.

 

The Taunus is wayyyy too close to hitting what I think it's worth and still has plenty of time on it so that has bit the dust.

 

This is gorgeous.

 

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Posted
Does anyone else remember a beer commercial on TV from the late 1980s, where a Mk 2 Jag is being restored, when the blokes working on it get a call from the owner who's changed their mind and wants a racing version instead (or vice versa, can't remember, I was about 8 at the time). Cue montage sequence of things being unbolted, sparks flying, sanding down of panels etc before the reveal of a 'souped up' version. Said gents then head off to the pub and just after they've left the 'phone rings again.....

 

No chance this is the same one, eh?

 

I was thinking of that ad the other day! I'm sure it was a Rover P4 though?

 

Filmed at the Vicarage Motor Company IIRC.

Posted

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I do like this. Probably the only four door I've ever seen that i've liked.

 

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This looks about right for the money too.

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I do like this. Probably the only four door I've ever seen that doesn't look like it was made in 1998 by Warren T Claim out of a beige 1.1 pop plus

EFA

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I'd love to show up charlie big potatos in his heavily financed German executive motor....

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-ROVER-MONT ... 415e9a38d1

The boost is set at around 12.5 and with the large intercooler and the use of super unleaded it's quite safe there and very fast, we suspect around 205/210 bhp

 

That'll do

 

It is a shame that it hasn't got the original wheels fitted

 

While it would be a surprise for Area Sales Manager William Large-Testicles to see a Montego in his Audi A4's rear view mirror, as my parents owned two of these I fear something ghastly could happen at any moment..........

Posted

^ It'll be even more awesome if it was a seven seater. Imagine the look on a Scooby owners face as hes tailing you at 130mph and your 5 year olds waving back at him

Posted

As is this, though the woeful description and shit photographs won't help....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-VICT ... 4ab07d988e

 

In fact I think if you moved the modern motors nearby it'd look like some of shitty picture taken by a drunken relative in 1973.

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Heaven, apparantly...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-VX-1 ... 3a6c5618e6

 

'IM NOT GOING TO START IT CHEAP AS IT WILL JUST BE ANOTHER FE IN THE HANDS OF MINDLESS BANGER RACERS AND THESE CARS ARE NOW JUST TOO RARE AND SPECIAL TO DESTROY.'

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