Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

33,056 · October 30, 2011

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-GRANADA- ... 2a1560f5f8

Triggin' hell!, This Granada has only covered 129 miles from new!, It's never been on the road or registered even! A real shame about the fire damage though

This car was purchased new from Ford in 1973 by my parents who owned a Ford dealership, It has never been registered with DVLA and so has never received a registration or log book, when the dealership was sold the car was stored in a garage and suffered fire damage due to vandalisam

33,056 · October 30, 2011

There is a good looking VP Metro on RR that needs saving in a scrapyard
http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.c ... ead=114881

This is down the road from me, I've been told its not for sale at the moment as someone (insurance or owner) still have an interest in it, It does look imacculate thoughh and It made me sad to see it there in the yard. There is a yellow Dolomite Sprint off to the right of the photo which is also not for sale its stolen / recovered and no descision has been made. Its been there at least 18 months so they dont seem in hurry to get them shifted.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/17-000-Mile-V ... 3cbddb5a42

It's now on ebay!

5,368 · October 30, 2011

Want a Jag bodyshell? Cos that's all you get!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-MK-1-CLASSIC-CAR-SALOON-1950-S-Stirling-Moss-Goodwood-/280760963856?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item415ea85310#ht_1693wt_1270

THIS CAR, HAS NO PAPERS IT IS TOTALLY FOR RESTORATION OR PARTS. IT HAS NO INTERIOR, NO TRIM, PURELY WHAT YOU SEE IT WHAT YOU GET.

IT HAS NO ENGINE, I DO HAVE THE ENGINE AND CAN BE BOUGHT UNDER SEPARATE NEGOTIATION IT IS A MK1 2.4 LITRE AND GEARBOX ALL ATTACHED.

THE DERRINGTON STEERING WHEEL IS NOT INCLUDED IN THE SALE, BUT CAN BE BOUGHT UNDER SEPARATE NEGOTIATION.

EVEN THE RUST IS FAUX, THE BODY OF THE CAR IS REALLY QUITE GOOD.

*Sorry about the thumbnail pic, I am still trying to work out how to do bigger ones.

26,357 · October 30, 2011

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chrysler-Aven ... 1c20291a01

I don't think we've had this yet, It finishes in 2 hours and is just under Ã‚Â£1000, only done 19000 miles from new and looks mint.

Well, thank Gawd THAT's out of geographical temptation range, otherwise Domestic Management would be discussing my rapidly diminishing life expectancy with an imaginative variety of sharp instruments...

4.8k · October 30, 2011

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-GRANADA- ... 2a1560f5f8

Triggin' hell!, This Granada has only covered 129 miles from new!, It's never been on the road or registered even! A real shame about the fire damage though

This car was purchased new from Ford in 1973 by my parents who owned a Ford dealership, It has never been registered with DVLA and so has never received a registration or log book, when the dealership was sold the car was stored in a garage and suffered fire damage due to vandalisam

Isn't that lovely other than some numpty has ripped the plastic covers off the seats!

137,460 · October 30, 2011

I reckon this is ok for a grand if you want something different...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI. ... SS:GB:1123

1.3k · October 30, 2011

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chrysler-Aven ... 1c20291a01

I don't think we've had this yet, It finishes in 2 hours and is just under Ã‚Â£1000, only done 19000 miles from new and looks mint.

I actually emailed the seller for pics of the car when it first appeared on carandclassic a couple of weeks ago. It was a very polite email saying how I used to own one blah blah.... I was genuinely interested, despite it being in the middle of bumf**k nowhere.

Didn't get a response so I thought bollocks to it.

If you look at the bidding pattern, I reckon a mate of the seller has up-bid it....wouldn't be surprised if it appears again, re-advertised due to 'timewaster'.

1.3k · October 30, 2011

Here's another seller who thinks their mediocre car is worth a small fortune...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-TOYOTA-S ... 336db58f7f

Unfortunately, I have to deal with people like this day in day out at work.....you know, when a full service history is one stamp in the book on a 50,000 mile car.

137,460 · October 30, 2011

'Tomato - Ted - aubergine - your - potato - wife's - turnip - dead.'

4,381 · October 30, 2011

Here's another seller who thinks their mediocre car is worth a small fortune...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-TOYOTA-S ... 336db58f7f

Unfortunately, I have to deal with people like this day in day out at work.....you know, when a full service history is one stamp in the book on a 50,000 mile car.

Ah yes, but look which way the engine is pointing...

October 31, 2011

I was looking for a cheap car for my nephew, i got sidetracked just a little

Anyway i found this on Ebay.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-RENAULT-CLIO-WILLIAMS-3-BLUE-/150687358763?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2315aa9f2b

gr9.9 description

The wheels are too big

I had one of these years and years ago, it went like the wind and was bloody good fun.

1,982 · October 31, 2011

Surely this K reg Mondy would make the perfect stop gap for some shiter? Cheap!!!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-FORD-MON ... 633wt_1185

Slightly ironic that the seller is called "autobahn_vehicles" and has an 18 year old 1.6 Mondeo.

1,982 · October 31, 2011

How the HELL has this avoided the crusher? Original wheel trims which I love and feel like emailing him to ask for them.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 500wt_1202

1,982 · October 31, 2011

Shite picture and description but apparently an 8000 mile BX barn find

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-CITROEN- ... 500wt_1202

1.3k · October 31, 2011

I find this strangely appealing....particularly the little chrome wheel-trims.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-MAZDA-62 ... 19ca456c3b

1,429 · October 31, 2011

Ive absolutely no idea what this is apart from it says Fiat

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-classic- ... 500wt_1202

Chaved up diesel

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SEAT-IBIZA-CL ... 738wt_1185

October 31, 2011

Ive absolutely no idea what this is apart from it says Fiat

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-classic- ... 500wt_1202

Registration AAA345V

Make FIAT

Model X1/9

47,466 · October 31, 2011

^^^^ What a massive urinal that is.

6,992 · October 31, 2011

This looks nice:

As does this, they don't seem to suffer the scene:

30,909 · October 31, 2011

That Sceptre looks a treat, although shouldn't it have a vinyl roof? I thought all Sceptre saloons did?

October 31, 2011

That Sceptre looks a treat, although shouldn't it have a vinyl roof? I thought all Sceptre saloons did?

I thought that too

WOULD PARTX THE CAR FOR A GOOD RWD CAR.

But thats R.W.D

33,056 · October 31, 2011

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Pair-Vanden-P ... 2315b287d0

You buy one, you get one free!... These appear to live less then 5 miles from me, The owner is hoping to see them restored but I can't see that happening, the listing is amusing though.

they were parked up outside together out the back of my garden, some arsehole (I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!) decided while I was out to use both cars as target practice for his air rifle with his fuckwit son