Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

33,056 · April 23, 2011

What a stunner!!!! This is what I want to see when i'm looking at a Mini. NOT sportspack arches, chrome headlight browz and drilled alloy window winders OK? F**K THAT $H*T MAN!

Amen to that MOFO.

3,581 · April 23, 2011

AMC Hornet, never heard of one of these before. I love the look of it!

Ooooooooh, I do like that. If it was a few thousand miles nearer, I'd roll that.

April 23, 2011

3,581 · April 23, 2011

Dearie me, you've got me searching Germany for stupid things.

This would be bloody tempting at Ã¢â€šÂ¬999, but there has to be an issue... but how hard would it be to trailer?

47,466 · April 23, 2011

http://ttp://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1992-Peugeot-205-1-9-Gentry-GTI-manual-box-aztec-gold-/110676303695

205 Gentry, normally these are an auto, but this one has been converted to manual, thus increasing the WIN level by 176% at a stroke. Its like a cross between a VP allegro and a 205 GTi (obv the 205 genes are the dominant ones) which sounds like a gr9 recipe to me.

33,056 · April 23, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1958-MG-BLUE-/270 ... 3f0957655d

GR8 FOTO SKILLZZZZZ

47,466 · April 23, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-BMW-518I-GREEN-RALLY-TRACK-RACE-CAR-PROJECT-/120714511936

Bought this car with the intention of making a rally car

out of a fuggin BMW 518???? YOU ARE A HOPELESS INDIVIDUAL WHO IS NOT CAPABLE OF INDEPENDENTLY SURVIVING DAY-TO-DAY LIFE.

Everything has been stripped out as you can see in the pics. Obviously it cannot be towed or driven as there are no seats

I THOUGHT AS MUCH

47,466 · April 23, 2011

This looks a neat little thing, 1.4XT, i bet its a right little blezzer. Ã‚Â£170 with no bids, ending in 4 hours. I bet someone could make themselves a beer or two out of it unless theres a bidding frenzy at the end.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/PEUGEOT-106XT-1-4cc-GOOD-RUNNER-NEEDS-MOT-Spares-repair-/270737579059

47,466 · April 23, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1987-MAZDA-323-1-5-GLX-AUTO-BLUE-BANGER-SPARES-REPAIR-/330553508765

1.5 Veggiematic, looks decent. Stolen/recovered, who on earth nicks these? Talk about setting your sights low.

April 23, 2011

33,056 · April 23, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Peugeot-305-S5-Es ... 3a655ec686

Look at this beast!, I've never heard of an S5 model before though.

33,056 · April 23, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-Daihatsu-App ... 2a0ef78ac7

These are a bit of a rare sight and I've always had a bit of a secret fancy for them, I can't explain why, This one sadly comes in Heather Mills spec but it's only covered 45000 miles, Looks in great condition, has mot until October and is still only Ã‚Â£495.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-ROVER-800-82 ... 20b43299fa

The seller is a bit shy with the details on this one, IIRC HKV was popular with Rover press cars, This one's Ã‚Â£495.

33,056 · April 23, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1978-SAAB-99-GLT- ... 3cb714518b

Who said cars and alcohol don't go! HOTNESS

10,092 · April 23, 2011

Oi Nadz! You've scored us some class gear in the last day or two. Good work.

The "new hardcore dub look for the 2010 show season" is genuinely lolworthy.

I think you missed the 'h' off the link for the lush 205: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0676303695

1.6k · April 23, 2011

'Pinstriping' patterns almost always looks wank in my opinion. This is no exception:

However, they can be quite easily sorted although I'd probably want an extra 'positive' to convince me this is the van to buy:

The van also comes with a very special horn!!! this horn has several noises including 4 sirens a cat, dog, cockrel, a horse and cow (which real horsesand cows actualy respond to!!!!!!)

YES, now that's what I'm talking about! I bet the Rebel Vanners would love that, with the 'cockrels' it'll be like the good old South US of A!

Anything else I should know?

she coughs and splutters a fair bit, I have had it looked at down the garage, and have been told that it needs a new head, which will cost about Ã‚Â£25, and to fit will only cost Ã‚Â£70ish (as its an easy job on these types of vans, as the enginue is upside down!).

Bargain!

Van'in

25,075 · April 23, 2011

I love "upside down" engines! They don't need valve springs!

2,352 · April 23, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1969-HILLMAN-HUNTER-ROYAL-/130511992373

Selling a Hillman Hunter Royal, Was first register aboard, bought over to UK in 1995

1.6k · April 23, 2011

BARN FIND

I suspect 'barn find' must be some sort of 'find the barn' game or that somebody called Barney happened to find this rotten heap of shit in a field somewhere.

Barney's find

2,352 · April 23, 2011

Oh, ignore my Hunter "find" as I've just looked back the last few pages and found it twice already. GR8 W0RK ME

27,998 · April 23, 2011

In Dorset, the words Barn and Swamp are interchangeable.

4,587 · April 24, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280660794652&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEWAX%3AIT

47,466 · April 24, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1990-VOLKSWAGEN-GOLF-GTI-GREY-/180655218294

As you can see in the pictures a previous owner has made an attempt to spray the engine bay silver.

A class job that, are you sure you didnt do it? TBH it looks more like an attempt to put a fire out than a fuggin paint job.

47,466 · April 24, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1999-FORD-FIESTA-35-WHITE-/130510009640

This must be a rare little thing, 1.8 oldskool diesel, whats not to like? The engine's fukd but a spare is provided. Alternatively fit a Mondeo TD for a bit more speed.