Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

[pompei]

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/datsun-stanza-/12 ... 1c1b255282

[pompei]

YUGO! Can't get a pic up, sorry

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1987-ZASTAVA-YUGO ... 25631bc48d

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Here are a load of eBay shitters to whom I would 'justify my love' any day of the week, in the style of the worlds favourite gap-toothed Milf MADONNA.

 

 

Wanting...... (to justify)

 

Waiting....... (to justify my love)

 

Praying...... (to justify)

 

To justify, justify my love

 

I'm open,

 

and ready,

 

For you - to justify my love

 

LOVELY

[dollywobbler]

Oh good god. What on earth has happened to that poor Commodore?! It was at Anglia Car Auctions a year or two ago, looking lovely and original. Perfect for some idiot to slap a load of chrome shite (including a chuffing boot-rack!) all over it. Gah!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

It looks alright doesnt it? I dont like those boot racks myself, but at least its a credible period mod.

[Rhythm Thief]

While most of us were enjoying the sun, some people used the bank holiday to rid themselves of shite....

 

Lets have a look.........

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RARE-RELIANT-REGA ... 23103300d2

 

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Oh yes. Very much yes, in fact. Not only a Regal, but two stroke as well. And a van. It could only be better if it was the only one left in the country ... oh, wait ...

[trigger]

I'm sure that's the Commerdore that was up for sale for ages on ebay for around £800, I saw at a garage in Norfolk, It was a bit tired looking but straight, It was nowhere as blinged up as that though!

[Rhythm Thief]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VOLVO-240-1988-RE ... 2563086c9d

 

Nice Volvo 240GLT ... but why would I need to bring two forms of photo ID to buy a secondhand car?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

get a load of this c0ckhouse.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/HUMBER-SCEPTRE-AUTO-GREEN-/280664099983

 

All the wheel arches and majority of body work is outstanding

 

Yeah it certainly looks outstanding in the pics!

 

Due to the long time spent stored outside, plant life has grown through the front grill, pushed it out, and warped it

 

Nice!!!! Defo worth £800 BIN all day long.

[mattblack]

Sick of the Royal wedding? How about some Royal welding instead?

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1969-HILLMAN-HUNT ... 1e631ef635

 

 

(I didn't know these existed either)

[Negative Creep]

Breaking news - Hirst Cabs announces merger with Stevie Wonder Body Repair Ltd

 

 

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NISSAN-CEDRIC-MOD ... 43a67f1bcd

[trigger]

^ Now that is shit not shite!

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C223057

 

Can i interest sir in a nice 944 with a years rent for a bag of sand GEEZA?

[trigger]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... e/78238130

 

This is on my local gumtree for £350 with mot until Oct plus tax, I'm surprised it still has a manual choke on it at that age, Even my Escort has a automatic choke.

[Guest Leonard Hatred]

The only nation to do automatic chokes well is Japan, that might be why.

[theorganist]

I'm surprised it still has a manual choke on it at that age

 

My H reg Tipo and G reg Volvo 440 both had manual chokes.

 

Must admit I though it was quite strange considering their age!!

 

They certainly worked better than the auto choke Sierra I had before them!!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

5 years of preparation gone into this - buy it and wow the crowds throughout the 2010 show season! Watch and laugh as the hardcodre dubbers start adopting the flat tyre look on their rides ('i drive carefully, dont speed and avoid bumps in the road, therefore I dont need my tyres inflated, its perfectly safe') and removing the doorskins.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-VOLKSWAGEN-GOLF-GTI-BLACK-/120715481302

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-ECONOLINE-E350-SUPERDUTY-460CID-V8-AUTO-AIRSTREAM-/180657800423

 

AIRSTREAM

 

I can imagine this slices through the air, like a fuggin office block

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-WARTBURG-GREEN-WHITE-/190525965496

 

I was gonna make a joke about this Wartburg 353 'Tourist' related to the fact that as an estate it lent itself well to sex tourism, but then I had to admit that I would love driving round in it myself so i'll avoid taking the piss out of it.

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Jeezus, imagine going to the shops/dentist/polling booth/divorce courts in this eye-popping horror:

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1973-VOLKSWAGEN-1303-BEETLE-PORSCHE-BODYKIT-VW-/320689563890

 

To be fair it does have some appeal, if only for the joy of trying to imagine what they were thinking when they built it.

[Guest Leonard Hatred]

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AUDI-80-1-6-TURBO ... 0556554506

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1980-AUSTIN-MORRIS-MINI-1000-BROWN-/270739333346

 

What a stunner!!!! This is what I want to see when i'm looking at a Mini. NOT sportspack arches, chrome headlight browz and drilled alloy window winders OK? F**K THAT $H*T MAN!

[gtd2000]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1980-AUSTIN-MORRIS-MINI-1000-BROWN-/270739333346

 

What a stunner!!!! This is what I want to see when i'm looking at a Mini. NOT sportspack arches, chrome headlight browz and drilled alloy window winders OK? F**K THAT $H*T MAN!

 

Looked great until you see the interior shots of the floor with the numerous welded plates that remind you that this brown Mini is no different to other Minis - it's rusted to buggery...

[revolting peasant]

[Timewaster]

What a stunner!!!! This is what I want to see when i'm looking at a Mini. NOT sportspack arches, chrome headlight browz and drilled alloy window winders OK? F**K THAT $H*T MAN!

 

Looked great until you see the interior shots of the floor with the numerous welded plates that remind you that this brown Mini is no different to other Minis - it's rusted to buggery...

 

True, but that is to be expected. If this were a sensible price - by which I mean comparable to other miserable brown cars from 1980 and therefore £500 with 12 months ticket then I would be flashing the cash here and now.

Unfortunately, no different to other Minis it is already at £900 with 9 days to go.

 

Seems the last cheap mini was the one I sold about 5 years ago!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Heres a rare thing, a 146 with a Boxer engine!

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Alfa-Romeo-146-1-6-Boxer-/150595502900

 

I knew the ealry 145's have that enginee but i thought they had sacked it off by the time the 146 came along. I think the whole front end structure and suspension etc is completely different between inline and boxer versions. A sure sign of SHITE!

[mattblack]

...two stroke as well.

 

I think it has a normal engine, the 'two stroke' bit just means it was modified/sold by a garage called 'Two Strokes Ltd'

 

http://www.3wheelers.com/regal2.html

[skattrd]

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AUDI-80-1-6-TURBO ... 0556554506

 

Looks tidy and should be good for classic insurance as its 20yrs old, add to that these run well on veg oil makes this a sensible daily imo.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/232-6cyl-runs-great-shifts-well-rides-nice-smooth-/300549805234

 

AMC Hornet, never heard of one of these before. I love the look of it!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/RARE-1982-AMC-EAGLE-SELECT-DRIVE-4X4-2DOOR-LOW-MILES-/330556537488

 

 

How freakin cool is that?

[Guest]

I'm surprised it still has a manual choke on it at that age

 

My H reg Tipo and G reg Volvo 440 both had manual chokes.

 

Must admit I though it was quite strange considering their age!!

 

They certainly worked better than the auto choke Sierra I had before them!!

 

SCTSH_ANDY's L registration AX GT had carbs and a manual choke. And no power steering. It runs a TU 16 valve engine now but still has the choke lever on the dashboard.