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pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

pogweasel

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He does reckon that the Viva runs & drives... and would therefore instantly pwn all OMG RATLUK rubbish if you could get an MoT on it like that.

 

 

Also...

 

My intense dislike of Metro's is well documented, but even I recognise that this is a bit of a barg:

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-ROVER-METRO- ... 0433757347

£227 with acres of MoT and not long left on the ebay clock.

Probably be quite a good crack to blezz about in (for all of 8 minutes until terminal HGF kicks in, y0!

mattblack Rank: Citroen Ami

mattblack

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ford-Cortina-GT-m ... 415043e4a1

 

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Ford Cortina GT

this vehicle was originally a Cortina 1600 Base as reads on V5 but has been fitted with the GT dash with the four dials in the middle

I'm just out to fit a Ferrari dash to my Rover, coz that'll make it a Ferarri, right...?? :roll:

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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Thought I recognised the Metro pics, it was indeed Car of the Month on AROnline. See, £227 gets you a *internationally recognised* Metro GTI

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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It seems to belong to that slightly mental Nowill fella whose name miraculously crops up anywhere where crummy old eastern bloc cars are mentioned.

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

pogweasel

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BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil:

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1990-BMW-318-RED-/270590574984

 

This is my old car, the one that I fricking spent thousands on, polished to within an inch of it's life, and generally cosseted for three and a half years.

Look at the state of it now. Utterly fucked.

Some folk don't deserve to own motor cars.

I am actually welling up here.

Guest

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BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil:

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1990-BMW-318-RED-/270590574984

 

This is my old car, the one that I fricking spent thousands on, polished to within an inch of it's life, and generally cosseted for three and a half years.

Look at the state of it now. Utterly fucked.

Some folk don't deserve to own motor cars.

I am actually welling up here.

That's the trouble with E30s Pog - they're of a price that idiots can afford. Not that YOU'RE an idiot.....erm, you know what I'm getting at I hope.

 

He really is a pork sword cruncher for driving the damn thing for two miles with the oil light on though. Way for mullering the oil pressure down to nowt and running the bearings dry arsehole.

 

Sorry mate, you must be gutted.

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

pogweasel

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Total MONGTARD.

You can see it hasn't seen a polish since it left my ownership, the lower valance has been smashed off, the arches mullered and WTF is that rust in the pillar about - there was not even a hint of it there before - why, because I kept the scuttle panel clean and the sunroof drains clear.

 

The car had a FULL history from new when I sold it, every single stamp, bill and invoice too, and was in the best of health.

 

I even offered the guy good money when I saw it parked up in town a year later....

 

Let's remember the good times...

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:cry::cry::(

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Tell you what Pog, it's the reason I struggle to sell anything of mine that I feel attached to. Why can't people look after cars? Especially ones they've paid good money for.

AlsoMike Rank: BL Wedge

AlsoMike

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Mate, that sucks. Remember the beige Astra? The guy who bought it from me immediately relisted it on ebay the next day and it was then scrapped within weeks. Great stuff.

Rusty Pelican Rank: Renault 16

Rusty Pelican

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Starts the add with heres my beloved , must beat his wife , boyfriend etc to a pulp then , twat

Lukas Rank: Citroen Ami

Lukas

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Most of the cars I sold were bought by people who destroyed them quite fast. Only my green Leone SuperStation was bought by a very nice man who cares very well for it. Now 5 years after I sold it to him he is still happy with it and cares for the old Leone like it´s a new Porsche. :lol: Luck!

Guest

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Classic-Ford-Tran ... 0573831117?

This Was Originally Owned By The BBC and Was The Roving Eye For The North East Region,

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VERY-RARE-RENAULT ... 0610285265?

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-FORD-TRANSIT ... 0436908438?

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1976-OPEL-KADETT- ... 0617811736?

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-FIAT-STRADA- ... 0415909914?

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-GRAPHITE-SIL ... 0499449300?

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1989 Called it wants its Volvo estate back for a local antiques dealer

Volksy Rank: Renault 16

Volksy

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I don't think I've ever seen a Cav CD with tidy alloy wheels, think they came from the factory stained with breakdust.

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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:shock::shock::shock:

Someone get that Talbot!

Stunning.

"I can't quite get it in frame, I'll just step back a bit"

 

"Mind the inspection pit!!!"

 

"Woaaaahh...."

 

*click*

 

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...thud!!

 

"Are you okay down there?"

FredTransit Rank: Lancia Gamma

FredTransit

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Looks a nice tidy SWB, has test and a bit of tax too. Could it be a diesel to petrol conversion? Check out the battery. Also, WTF is that clothes airer lashed to the front? Just doesn't look right, maybe it's the colour (would look better in black).

 

That red one's been round and round on ebay, steadily getting cheaper. For nearly two grand, I would want an MOT at least, can't see a mention of one....

MajorGav Rank Austin Metro

MajorGav

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That Strada is tempting mind. I think you can count the number of those left using the fingers on one hand.

 

Quite a talented car. Well worth saving.

MrDuke Rank: Renault 16

MrDuke

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THIS WILL BE MINE. Srsly ppl, I haz dibs yo.

 

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I personally couldn't give a toss about the plate, but who wants to bet that I get outbid by a masochistic satanist?

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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That Skoda looks wonderfully dismal. Whats that in the boot, looks like a rusty rolled-up carpet...?

MrDuke Rank: Renault 16

MrDuke

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That Skoda looks wonderfully dismal. Whats that in the boot, looks like a rusty rolled-up carpet...?

Hopefully, it will be a rolled up carpet, with a body, or pieces thereof, inside. That would totally make my whole year. Instant bragging pwnage on forums everywhere: "yeah, I actually found half a torso in my car, had pentagrams branded on it and everything... here's some pics, nsfw lollol..."

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