Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

129,787 · February 16, 2012

WERE AV U BIN? WERE AV U WEELY BIN?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AMAZING-SWING ... 1c23676594

'THE DRILL TRIGGER IS ACTUATED REMOTELY WITH A FOOT PEDAL VIA A BICYCLE BRAKE CABLE. THE FR0NT AND REAR SECTIONS ARE MADE FROM A MODIFIED KITCHEN SWING BIN'

'Item location: Clowne, Derbyshire'

25,011 · February 16, 2012

That'll never sell, he needs to hammer some white slip-ons over those trainers for a start.

etc

Obviously not real leather ones.

3,470 · February 16, 2012

Isn't that rusty Saab with the suspect bidding pattern Mr P. Selecta's off that there RetroRides?

47,365 · February 16, 2012

Can someone do me a favour, and CHECK THE FUCK OUTTA THIS! Ã¢â€šÂ¬900

http://www.subito.it/auto/fiat-132-perugia-37542756.htm

2.4k · February 16, 2012

Oooh that Orion is lush - look at the rear arches!!! I definitely need an 80s Ford in my life.

In other news - I have a brand new set of those s/steel wheel trims like the ones on that red Mazda 323 but nowt to put them on at the mo!!

5,215 · February 16, 2012

Loving the Ford Onion & Fiat 132.

I'm quite taken with this 1980s set square designed Civic.

Civic 3GM

87,104 · February 16, 2012

Not really shite but this E55 AMG has caused me some minor trouser excitement at Ã‚Â£2500. Pity it's not an estate though.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-MERCEDES-E55-AMG-AUTO-W210-5-5-V8-350BHP-AWESOME-SNARLING-MONSTER-SLEEPER-/260958562531?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cc257a8e3

13,060 · February 16, 2012

Couple of Black Sterlings, both for Ã‚Â£500:

My mate Brad used to own this car at one point, before that it had been through a few enthusiasts hands. Hate the Rover "sport" wheels though.

89' F-reg Sterling, I like this one, judging by the 6-clock dash and small bumpers its an early one. If I had the money/space etc.....

10,796 · February 16, 2012

Not really shite but this E55 AMG has caused me some minor trouser excitement at Ã‚Â£2500. Pity it's not an estate though.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-MERCEDES-E55-AMG-AUTO-W210-5-5-V8-350BHP-AWESOME-SNARLING-MONSTER-SLEEPER-/260958562531?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cc257a8e3

That's a LOT of car for the money. Fairly low mileage, only 3 previous owners and mahoosive powaaaaah have to be set against a mongish advert, mention of some rust and a short test though.

1.6k · February 16, 2012

Not really shite but this E55 AMG has caused me some minor trouser excitement at Ã‚Â£2500. Pity it's not an estate though.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-MERCEDES-E55-AMG-AUTO-W210-5-5-V8-350BHP-AWESOME-SNARLING-MONSTER-SLEEPER-/260958562531?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cc257a8e3

That's a LOT of car for the money. Fairly low mileage, only 3 previous owners and mahoosive powaaaaah have to be set against a mongish advert, mention of some rust and a short test though.

"bring clean pants" At least he's up for it.

Beats "No test pilots. No dreamers. No tyre kickers. No cash no drive."

43,223 · February 16, 2012

Sacre Jaune !

Ã‚Â£2995

43,223 · February 16, 2012

Make: Shepherd's Hut
Region: Dorset
Status: Trade
The chassis and wheels are original
Guide: Ã‚Â£4500 - 5500

1.6k · February 16, 2012

Sweet original wheels. Pity about the rest.

13,060 · February 16, 2012

Sacre Jaune !

Ã‚Â£2995

That is just a big block of cheese carved into the shape of a Renault isnt it?

4,844 · February 16, 2012

have we had this yet?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/280826073870? ... 1423.l2649

no mot

472cc diesel

in Cupar

"usual rules apply you bid to buy not to laugh at it "

Oh well, I will not bother then.

Then again I fancy buying it to swop the engine over with a GSXR750 (shitey watercooled one of course) I have gathering dust in the garage.

9,583 · February 16, 2012

I'd feel totally confident buying a 5.5 litre V8 AMG Merc with a month's ticket from a scrapyard, no worries!

Meanwhile, Thema Turbo.

3,100 · February 16, 2012

^ lancia is 2 miles from me, i can view and store if needed.

4.5k · February 16, 2012

^ lancia is 2 miles from me, i can view and store if needed.

Why don't you have a bid th...WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR AVATAR?!

3,100 · February 16, 2012

Why would i need a thema, when i have the woman in my avatar in my life? ..................... not.

I might, but i have one lancia, and lots of other shite i dont need, the thema is an itch i have scratched, plenty stuff i havent had yet...

just an offer if it helps anyone far away.

3,495 · February 16, 2012

Be like me with a mk4 Cortina 2.0S.. This one's only up the road from me as well - what are the chances??

He's ompetely pissed though if he thinks it would fetch an "easy Ã‚Â£5k" painted!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cortina- ... 2720642448

129,787 · February 16, 2012

Love those 'S' models, looks like he's sold it now as item no longer available'.

4.5k · February 16, 2012

Why would i need a thema, when i have the woman in my avatar in my life? ..................... not.

I might, but i have one lancia, and lots of other shite i dont need, the thema is an itch i have scratched, plenty stuff i havent had yet...

just an offer if it helps anyone far away.

Ah fair play then!

1,513 · February 16, 2012

Pug 604 Turbodizzler. Shame about the Halfords bargain bin hubcaps.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/250993846549

would have replied earlier but I just spent 10 minutes staring at it. Now I want to go and live in the USA just so I can buy this.

1.6k · February 16, 2012

Time warp 1985 Audi 100 (or 5000 in this case) Avant. Awesome, as the Yanks say.

This seller knows how to put an ad together. He's even got a 20 minute HD video of the car in the listing.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/180813022702

6,692 · February 16, 2012

Yeah, shame it's an auto.

9,155 · February 16, 2012

"...As a pub manager I have found time hard to come by this year to put into this classic Nissan. Living above work I haven't done may miles this year..."

The lifestyle of a BORN WINNA.

It's hard to resist those come-to-bed eyes. Needs to be saved before this happens to it:-

"....if you know and understand these cars then i can discuss the details over the telephone..."

"....can email pictures of my underside and any other angles you would like to see..."

2,783 · February 16, 2012

How the hell can this be worth Ã‚Â£754? Should be around that with a sound gearbox

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-406-G ... 3f13b67b9b

February 16, 2012

Isn't that rusty Saab with the suspect bidding pattern Mr P. Selecta's off that there RetroRides?

Yep thats mine, but nothing suspect about the bidding pattern, just got a couple of zero raters bidding.

1.2k · February 16, 2012

looks like someone has held a mud wrestling match in that celica

February 17, 2012

Isn't that rusty Saab with the suspect bidding pattern Mr P. Selecta's off that there RetroRides?

Yep thats mine, but nothing suspect about the bidding pattern, just got a couple of zero raters bidding.

^^^ Been trying to flog it to the 2cv crowd (and elsewhere?) for a while! At an ever an ever decreasing price too! My second choice... well no maybe third!... well no maybe fourth!... OK sometime maybe a Saab as a second car!... but a slightly less blingy shite one! 8^P

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