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CIH Rank: Citroen Ami

CIH

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This was on a few months ago, I guess it's the same ad. For the monumentally brave, re enact the doomed romanticism of a forlorn hope charge by buying this

 

 

 

I must say this looks like a bargain

 

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C191387/

 

 

that looks like an awesome car to cruise around in. Show it to lukas and watch hims split feathers lol

HereHareHere Rank: Austin Maxi

HereHareHere

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These are great. Supa-shite upholstery FTW. $750.

 

http://rstcars.com/oldcars/raf/2203/raf ... 48194.html

 

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$350

 

http://rstcars.com/oldcars/uaz/3303/uaz ... 41323.html

 

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$700

 

http://rstcars.com/oldcars/uaz/469/uaz_469_886151.html

 

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$650

 

http://rstcars.com/oldcars/uaz/452/uaz_452_890127.html

 

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$170!!

 

http://rstcars.com/oldcars/uaz/452/uaz_452_816905.html

 

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$900

 

http://rstcars.com/oldcars/barkas/b1000 ... 59643.html

 

To conclude: this Ukranian site is DA BOMB for Soviet-era shite. They've even got a couple of ZIL limos... though sadly they aren't cheap.

 

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$11,500

 

http://rstcars.com/oldcars/zil/limuzin/ ... 32209.html

Lankytim Rank: Isuzu Florian

Lankytim

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WOW! A-reg, must be one of the very first surely.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260689042192

 

I'd hit that!!! 2 times

 

These 1800cc Audis are meant to be rare as fook, but this is the second one i've seen on E.BAY in as many weeks, plus I own one too so they cant be that rare... Hope its solid round the filler pipe, they all seem to go there.

 

P.S that numberplate is GR9 4 PPL FRM DA BLACK COUNTRY.

TagoraSX Rank: Citroen Ami

TagoraSX

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There are some C3 Audi 100's on a Y plate.

 

That minty Talbot Alpine is currently at £4,500 :shock:

HereHareHere Rank: Austin Maxi

HereHareHere

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Fantastic!

Would all that crylic text indicate that its a legal runner that might make it to the end of the main road (or maybe to Scotland)?

 

I'm sure Google Translate can resolve that. Let's see:

Description

all work: box. handout. bridges. sat down and uyihav

Ah,thanks for that. Still,there are plenty more fish (shonky military tatski) in the sea (rstcars.com). FILL UR BOOTZ on this one-click link to 178 of those UAZ 469s:

 

http://rstcars.com/oldcars/?make=62&gea ... from=sform:

gtd2000 Rank: Renault 16

gtd2000

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Ah the Eagle SS - what a shitey contraption - a mate and I went halves on one in the early 90's - we kept it for around 2 weeks and flogged it on for a profit to a mate of ours that was a nightclub bouncer - bloody horrendous thing but he seemed to like posing around in it :twisted:

 

 

Both of us were about 6 feet tall and neither of us could get the driving position right.

 

Mind you, ours was in pretty decent nick and had a brand new engine and decent alloys too :wink:

 

You needed long arms like a gorilla to reach the wheel, short legs to get to the pedals and a stumpy body to stop twatting your head on the bolts that keeps those gull wing doors secured.

 

If you drag your knuckles and are slightly smaller stature this might be the car for you? :mrgreen:

HereHareHere Rank: Austin Maxi

HereHareHere

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^ C'mon, Baggy - get with the beat.

 

From Odessa with love:

 

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$599 and $650. The international language for GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY.

 

http://rstcars.com/oldcars/gaz/cargo/ga ... 73711.html

http://rstcars.com/oldcars/gaz/69/gaz_69_830907.html

 

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There are dozens of these olds Volgas, coal-fired, cast-iron "barge of the Steppes". This one can't be bad for $570.

 

http://rstcars.com/oldcars/gaz/volga/ga ... 63849.html

 

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Crank up the WTFometer. $1,000.

 

http://rstcars.com/oldcars/zaz/965-968/ ... 82803.html

 

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Son of WTF. $750.

 

http://rstcars.com/oldcars/retro/motote ... 92088.html

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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That Volga is lush.

So is this Fester, giffer owned, only £155 at the mo.

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Unfortunately being sold by a mong who "carnt spel".

hear for sale
no, that's "HERE"
selling this for a 91 year old freind. he has owened this since june 1992
Don't you mean "FRIEND", and "OWNED"?
selling this for a 91 year old freind. he has owened this since june 1992
FFS!!!!!
centre consol fitted with a radio in it. other than that the inside is all compleat
I give up. There's loads more where they came from, I just can't be arsed.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-FORD-FIESTA- ... 35adb52faf

 

Audi 90 Quatro with fubared lump:

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the engine was locked solid after engaging the starter,
Hmm, doesn't sound promising.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-AUDI-90-QUAT ... 33625930ab

Don't see many of these babies around,

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Really hopeless description though, and a start of £1650; probably worth that, but come on mate, make an effort!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-OPEL-MANTA-G ... 3cb24cd715

Low miles Landy..... £20K??!! :shock:

http://i.ebayimg.com/15/!!tIO-jw!W0~$(K ... !~~_12.JPG

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-LAND-ROVER-D ... 255ead108d

Where's Fred?

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4300 miles and been on TV - she probably knows this one already. £4k start though.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Transit-Mk2-SWB-1 ... 230b77c4c6

FARK!! I've got to go to work!!!!

boobydoo Rank: Citroen Ami

boobydoo

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If I were to be a pedantic knob (which I am) I would like to point out several discrepancies on that car that lead me to surmise that a true Talbot enthusiast hasn't restored it.

 

1. The Mk1s never had a 'T' badge on the front grille...always the Chrysler Pentastar.

2. The steering wheel boss would also have had the Chrysler Pentastar not the red 'T'

3. The Talbot badge on the boot is on the wrong side and should be a narrower script like the one on the bonnet. That one dates from 1981 onwards.

4. The GL badge on the boot is just wank. It should be a black and silver rectangular badge with 'ALPINE GL' on it. Also it should be on the boot right, not left.

5. Leather wasn't ever an option. That car would have originally had grey 'Chevron' cloth trim which basically disintegrated after a few months in the sun. Just some plain grey velour would have looked 100X better.

6. The foglights look a bit crap.

7. £4500??!!

 

...but I would still buy it!!

Espacetic Rank: Austin Maxi

Espacetic

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And also:

nice girl seemed pleased with car,(lovely long hair) small feet .

 

Left by same person who also happens to be local to her.

Looks more like feedback manipulation.

maxpower Rank: Citroen Ami

maxpower

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That Volga is lush.

So is this Fester, giffer owned, only £155 at the mo.

!B72LFQQCWk~$(KGrHqV,!l8Ey+jC2JuHBM1,-0Zus!~~_12.JPG

Unfortunately being sold by a mong who "carnt spel".

hear for sale
no, that's "HERE"
selling this for a 91 year old freind. he has owened this since june 1992
Don't you mean "FRIEND", and "OWNED"?
selling this for a 91 year old freind. he has owened this since june 1992
FFS!!!!!
centre consol fitted with a radio in it. other than that the inside is all compleat
I give up. There's loads more where they came from, I just can't be arsed.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-FORD-FIESTA- ... 35adb52faf

 

Audi 90 Quatro with fubared lump:

!B72wqOwEWk~$(KGrHqR,!k8Ey+jC)40SBM1cKME!n!~~_3.JPG

the engine was locked solid after engaging the starter,
Hmm, doesn't sound promising.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-AUDI-90-QUAT ... 33625930ab

Don't see many of these babies around,

!B7-8kE!CWk~$(KGrHqIOKigEzQnQ00d0BM1wbBwE4w~~_12.JPG

Really hopeless description though, and a start of £1650; probably worth that, but come on mate, make an effort!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-OPEL-MANTA-G ... 3cb24cd715

Low miles Landy..... £20K??!! :shock:

http://i.ebayimg.com/15/!!tIO-jw!W0~$(K ... !~~_12.JPG

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-LAND-ROVER-D ... 255ead108d

Where's Fred?

!B73ND0wBGk~$(KGrHqQOKjgEzJ3)tpRyBM1dNwEgD!~~_12.JPG

4300 miles and been on TV - she probably knows this one already. £4k start though.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Transit-Mk2-SWB-1 ... 230b77c4c6

FARK!! I've got to go to work!!!!

 

love the quote he added that milage on fiesta will go up as he drives to work...wait a fuckin minute :shock: you ponce..its not your fuckin car to drive around in..get the bus to work like you did before old giffer gave you the car... and with spelling like that i would love to know what job he does..i suspect his c.v gave them such side splitting entertainment that they hired him on the spot :D

Rusty Pelican Rank: Renault 16

Rusty Pelican

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Spelling that bad can be dylixia , dyxlexier , disclexic or however the fuck you spell it :roll:

HereHareHere Rank: Austin Maxi

HereHareHere

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The Serbs are back in town.

 

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Supa-early 80 B2 for $600 - diesel FTW. It's beginning to occur to me that Serbs are pretty handy with the old spray-gun.

 

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas7 ... i_80_16_d/

 

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I can't stop posting these - they're just right in that sweet spot of excellence and cheapitude. $600 and under 100k km!!

 

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas7 ... 0_elegant/

 

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This looks positively immaculate for a 1980s Fiat, though you probably wouldn't want to look under all that black plastic. €700.

 

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas7 ... genta_20i/

 

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Hey there! Entirely fab for €700.

 

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas7 ... wagen_k70/

Angrydicky Rank: Lancia Gamma

Angrydicky

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It looks like the same one but the seller off this one sounds like a twat.

 

Yeah I see what you mean, to be fair though most people take the piss out of Maestros.

 

I'm sure this is the car from traffic cops but I can't find a picture or clip to prove it - anyone?

Guest

Guest

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(With apologies to Reg_Bo11ox who is a Dreamweaver, Visionary, Plus Actor)

 

It had been a number of years since the divorce, but it still felt like yesterday. It was the last thing he wanted, but when your wife is sleeping with your brother, ultimately you end up backed into a corner. The pub was fairly busy for a Tuesday night. Regulars were chatting and laughing, whilst the muted sound of the Bee Gees played distantly in the background. Within the warm surroundings, Donald looked somewhat out-of-place, slouched over his pint of John Smiths and picking idly at a packet of Salt and Vinegar crisps. In fact, he appeared to be the only loner in this sociable pub, sat at the bar watching the BBC News on the small television. Suddenly, the group of smokers in the doorway parted and the large door creaked open. Donald let his attention drift there, expecting to see another of the usual clientele; a tarty "bingo mum", a tradesman, an elderly gent. However, the sight which greeted him was entirely unexpected. A youthful, petite figure emerged from the smoke to reveal a beautiful - almost porcelain - complexion, long dark hair framing her gentle, angelic eyes. She wore a simple, yet figure-hugging black dress. Looking around nervously, she hesitantly moved to the bar. Setting her bag down, their eyes met, causing her to look away shyly. In a brief moment of bravery, Donald looked back, cracked a weak half-smile and

 

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1975 BMW 1602

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