Most stupid message while flogging a shiter

[DodgyBastard]

Would I swap my A3 TDI Quattro for a 1.6 petrol A3?

 

Good one mate...

 

Another one for the Audi...

 

Then the cunt stops replying.

Weirdo.

 

[artdjones]

  On 06/06/2022 at 20:14, DodgyBastard said:

Would I swap my A3 TDI Quattro for a 1.6 petrol A3?

 

Good one mate...

 

Another one for the Audi...

 

Then the cunt stops replying.

Weirdo.

 

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The wheelarch on the silver A3 looks like someone has done an inside out Father Ted on it.

[Split_Pin]

Why didn't Grant get the dent pulled out if its 'nothing major'? What a fucking guiser.

[Mrcento]

If his bodyshop says most of that will pull out, he needs to find a better bodyshop.

Ok, the biggest crater probably will mostly pull out, but still going to be a crease in the centre, on the wheelarch and whatever those bubbles are.

I.e, no fucking point in just pulling that, it'll still be obvious as fuck it's damaged.

That's a strip back, reshape, fill and repaint the whole quarter kinda job.

[DodgyBastard]

  On 06/06/2022 at 21:31, Mrcento said:

If his bodyshop says most of that will pull out, he needs to find a better bodyshop.

Ok, the biggest crater probably will mostly pull out, but still going to be a crease in the centre, on the wheelarch and whatever those bubbles are.

I.e, no fucking point in just pulling that, it'll still be obvious as fuck it's damaged.

That's a strip back, reshape, fill and repaint the whole quarter kinda job.

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But it's a 1 lady owner car (plus current owner) and on 76k so must be worth loads! I like how he also deliberately didn't send any photos with the reg clearly visible either.

[RoverFolkUs]

  On 06/06/2022 at 20:14, DodgyBastard said:

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Ah, wonderful, I love seeing people use the finest of panel beating tools to exist.....

A £3 pin hammer from Wilko, of course!

I'm sure* it was the little old lady that tried to repair* it as well....

[RoverFolkUs]

[Amishtat]

  On 06/06/2022 at 22:31, RoverFolkUs said:

 

Ah, wonderful, I love seeing people use the finest of panel beating tools to exist.....

A £3 pin hammer from Wilko, of course!

I'm sure* it was the little old lady that tried to repair* it as well....

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About twenty years ago,some borderline crackheads a few doors down from me had a 205 1.9 GTI sitting on their driveway with fairly bad osr quarter damage. A mate of mine bought it against all available advice. When he turned up to pick it up,they were trying to knock the worst of the dent out from inside.

With a fucking brick. Seriously. I lost contact with him shortly afterwards but it didn't surprise me to see it in a scrapyard in Exhall about two years later looking even worse.

[Jazoli]

This one needs no words, they are amongst us

[GR8 PL8 M8]

  On 06/06/2022 at 23:27, RoverFolkUs said:

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Sorry, the car is worth more than your entire country's economy.

[Split_Pin]

  On 07/06/2022 at 20:06, Jazoli said:

This one needs no words, they are amongst us

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That sounds like a proposition, well dodged.

[Jazoli]

  On 07/06/2022 at 20:53, Split_Pin said:

That sounds like a proposition, well dodged.

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The more I think about it the more I'm confused, who in their right mind would want to buy my car, then I deliver it and they then make the 800 mile round trip to drop me back off, people are insane, there must be other better ones closer to him, madness!

[High Jetter]

  On 07/06/2022 at 21:36, Jazoli said:

The more I think about it the more I'm confused, who in their right mind would want to buy my car, then I deliver it and they then make the 800 mile round trip to drop me back off, people are insane, there must be other better ones closer to him, madness!

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Scam alert!

[RoverFolkUs]

  On 07/06/2022 at 20:06, Jazoli said:

This one needs no words, they are amongst us

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Am I the only daft prick who would actually do that then? 😁

But probably because I wouldn't mind a weekend in Cornwall though, could make a mini holiday out of it! Catch the train back, no need to even drop me back

On the condition of full payment in advance though, which I suspect he would baulk on!

[Split_Pin]

  On 07/06/2022 at 21:36, Jazoli said:

The more I think about it the more I'm confused, who in their right mind would want to buy my car, then I deliver it and they then make the 800 mile round trip to drop me back off, people are insane, there must be other better ones closer to him, madness!

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I think its so he can send you away at no cost or inconvenience to himself when he inevitably tells you he's changed his mind. An absolute chancer.

[DodgyBastard]

Had a missed call about the Cortina so called back on Saturday and spoke for a while, I busy Sunday morning but would be free in the afternoon. 

Guy goes in a huff when I try to make arrangements for him to see the car.

I'm just glad I never rearranged my plans to suit him because no doubt he'd have wasted my time.

 

 

[artdjones]

  On 08/06/2022 at 07:53, DodgyBastard said:

Had a missed call about the Cortina so called back on Saturday and spoke for a while, I busy Sunday morning but would be free in the afternoon. 

Guy goes in a huff when I try to make arrangements for him to see the car.

I'm just glad I never rearranged my plans to suit him because no doubt he'd have wasted my time.

 

 

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He asked his wife for permission on Saturday, she said no.

[goosey]

  On 06/06/2022 at 20:14, DodgyBastard said:

Would I swap my A3 TDI Quattro for a 1.6 petrol A3?

 

Good one mate...

 

Another one for the Audi...

 

Then the cunt stops replying.

Weirdo.

 

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Might be someone who wants to make trouble for you by reporting it to the council as a “smoky vehicle”. 

[rainagain]

  On 08/06/2022 at 07:53, DodgyBastard said:

Had a missed call about the Cortina so called back on Saturday and spoke for a while, I busy Sunday morning but would be free in the afternoon. 

Guy goes in a huff when I try to make arrangements for him to see the car.

I'm just glad I never rearranged my plans to suit him because no doubt he'd have wasted my time.

 

 

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what a bellend, I hate how some people seem to think when you're selling something that you're checking your phone 24/7 and are also that you should reply within a microsecond of them messaging you, otherwise they send you a torrent of "????" 

[timolloyd]

Didn’t realise Gordon Gekko was so keen to buy a Cortina. FFS.

Hate lectures on motivation from people, about things that don’t matter (in the grand scheme of things).

[sutty2006]

[sierraman]

I often wonder what other madcap schemes do these people think up in their day to day life other than a plan to buy a car from the Lake District that they’ve never seen from a man they don’t know. Also for the £100, how cheaply does he think you price your time? 

[Jazoli]

  On 09/06/2022 at 09:14, sutty2006 said:

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I wouldn't even bother replying to these, they are bot accounts and no one will ever see what you write, they just want you to click the links, delete and move on 🙂

[sutty2006]

  On 09/06/2022 at 10:03, Jazoli said:

I wouldn't even bother replying to these, they are bot accounts and no one will ever see what you write, they just want you to click the links, delete and move on 🙂

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That’s a shame. I’ve been trying to get them to bite 

 

[sutty2006]

They don’t even bite to the dodgybastard approach 

 

 

[Talbot]

  On 09/06/2022 at 14:25, sutty2006 said:

the dodgybastard approach 

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Needs more "Get tae fuck" to be fully dodgybastard.  "Fuck off" sounds far too English.

[JJ0063]

  On 09/06/2022 at 20:41, Talbot said:

Needs more "Get tae fuck" to be fully dodgybastard.  "Fuck off" sounds far too English.

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Still nothing 

[sutty2006]

It’s the new “in thing” for scamming. Bunch of nonce twats. 

[High Jetter]

  On 09/06/2022 at 20:41, Talbot said:

Needs more "Get tae fuck" to be fully dodgybastard.  "Fuck off" sounds far too English.

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The posh expression is Feck. Or it's Irish.

[bigfella2]

What happens if you open the link?