The grumpy thread

[pogweasel]

In theory I won't be getting to Barnstaple before 8 PM,

In Devon?

 

so central London (if there's a parking space) will be rolling under the wheels at 10 ish. Haven't got a raquet.

 

two hours from north devon to the middle of london. Impossible. Any time or any vehicle.

[Minimad5]

I think he means from his (Altrincham) .. Pog

[Father Ted]

Disposable BBQ's.

 

Crap. Utter utter crap.

Buy a cheap bucket BBQ and some instant light charcoal instead - much better.

[Milford Cubicle]

I like disposable barbecues, great for smokescreens.

[Mr Lobster]

I think he means from his (Altrincham) .. Pog

Don't think he does y'know. Barnstaple is faaaaaaar more than two hours from London. And Altrincham as well for that matter.

[sporty-shite]

Jon

 

It's only 45 more miles to get home than it is to get to London from Barnstaple. And it will take you AT LEAST four-and-a-half hours to get to London. Oh, and don't expect the traffic in Central Londinium to be quiet just because it's midnight!

 

Unless you really want to see your mates, I'd just go straight home. You could probably get a train down to them some other time forless than the fuel would cost you for the detour.

 

Stop off for a bit of a nap on the way if you need. Be careful on the services, though, they have ANPR and a two hour time limit. GR1 4 fifty quid fines!

 

Oh, and come on, spill the beans. WHAT HAVE YOU BOUGHT?

[Minimad5]

WHAT HAVE YOU BOUGHT?

I asked him Via Email .. he won't say

[Minimad5]

I think he has cut the C4 up and made it into an estate, using bits from a Countryman

 

.... maybe even grafted on the Amazon front end ??

[Mr Lobster]

I think he has bought an FSO Caro. Diesel.

 

The journey will then take much, much longer.

[Lukas]

I droped a very nice girl yesterday and broke her heart because I did not recognise that she was the best thing that happened to me since a long time.

 

I´m very grumpy because I´m an idiot, definately!

[Cavcraft]

WHAT HAVE YOU BOUGHT?

I asked him Via Email .. he won't say

Which either means it's so stunning that we'll all be jealous and he wants to amaze us, or it's more embarassing than an std and he doesn't want to admit to it in polite company.

 

So it WAS a Golf Mk3 then?

[AnthonyG]

It's got a big boot so a Cadillac De Ville, Lincoln Town Car or Mercedes S class - so several bodies (Citroen dealer service staff and numerous work 'colleagues' for a start) will fit in it no problem!

[maxpower]

sitting on park bench having a smoke, girl's voice says "boss,boss, do ya have a spare cig?" i turn round to see girl aged 8-10yrs old

i say i dont as its my last cig.. she cheekily says can i have that one whilst trying to take it out of my mouth...GO AWAY!!

jeeze no wonder some of these kids get taken off the streets..where the fuck are the parents???

[Father Ted]

I droped a very nice girl yesterday and broke her heart because I did not recognise that she was the best thing that happened to me since a long time.

 

I´m very grumpy because I´m an idiot, definately!

Well quit being an idiot, eat humble pie and tell her you are a fool who gets scared of commitment hence why you blew her out and see if you can salvage the relationship.

[mattblack]

sitting on park bench having a smoke, girl's voice says "boss,boss, do ya have a spare cig?" i turn round to see girl aged 8-10yrs old

i say i dont as its my last cig.. she cheekily says can i have that one whilst trying to take it out of my mouth...GO AWAY!!

jeeze no wonder some of these kids get taken off the streets..where the fuck are the parents???

...And at the same time it's all "OMG!!! PAEDOS!!! WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!"

[pogweasel]

I just watched some thing on the telly. It had the man who has the perm in The Professionals in it as a policeman. Whilst interesting to watch, it was full of 'old car inaccuracies'.

It was set in 1964, but the detective inspector was driving what I am sure was a P5B Rover, which did not appear until 67.

Also the detective constable was selling off his 'banger' for £100, which was a B-registered MGB therefore brand new.

Could they not find a well-worn MGA, or even a straight-6 P5 for the guv??

[MrDuke]

I just watched some thing on the telly. It had the man who has the perm in The Professionals in it as a policeman.

That would be Inspector George 'Fucker' Gently?

 

 

Whilst interesting to watch, it was full of 'old car inaccuracies'.

It was set in 1964, but the detective inspector was driving what I am sure was a P5B Rover, which did not appear until 67.

Also the detective constable was selling off his 'banger' for £100, which was a B-registered MGB therefore brand new.

Could they not find a well-worn MGA, or even a straight-6 P5 for the guv??

Why, oh why are you so surprised that mainstream TV producers can't be arsed researching such obscure and irrelevant features as modes of everyday transport? Apparently only onanistic, flat-cap wearing gentlemen who reside in sheds concern themselves with such things. Just be grateful that they weren't all cruising round in Sierras and 1st-gen Espaces.

[Claypole]

I droped a very nice girl yesterday and broke her heart because I did not recognise that she was the best thing that happened to me since a long time.

 

I´m very grumpy because I´m an idiot, definately!

Well quit being an idiot, eat humble pie and tell her you are a fool who gets scared of commitment hence why you blew her out and see if you can salvage the relationship.

Seconded.

 

Try and make amends and then you will know for sure.

[Station]

I droped a very nice girl yesterday and broke her heart because I did not recognise that she was the best thing that happened to me since a long time.

 

I´m very grumpy because I´m an idiot, definately!

You'll regret it, I've done this four times, and looking back I was a complete idiot. All because I couldn't get over a girlfriend from two or three year's beforehand! Can you get back with her, is that the problem?

[ashmicro]

Lukas, If you still like the girl who was seeing someone else at the same time as she was seeing you, FORGET HER. Schnell.

 

Talk to the new girl and tell her what happened, and she will understand why you are scared.

[Minimad5]

Agree with Ash 100%

 

Best of luck

[Timewaster]

Lukas, If you still like the girl who was seeing someone else at the same time as she was seeing you, FORGET HER. Schnell.

 

Talk to the new girl and tell her what happened, and she will understand why you are scared.

+1000

[pogweasel]

Oh for gods sakes don't "talk" to her. Not about how you feel or rubbish like that. get her out, ply her with booze and get on and do the beast with two backs FFS.

[Minimad5]

Pog the local Autoshite pimp

 

Talking to girls actually works .... sometimes

[M'coli]

I droped a very nice girl yesterday and broke her heart because I did not recognise that she was the best thing that happened to me since a long time.

 

I´m very grumpy because I´m an idiot, definately!

Well quit being an idiot, eat humble pie and tell her you are a fool who gets scared of commitment hence why you blew her out and see if you can salvage the relationship.

Seconded.

 

Try and make amends and then you will know for sure.

Thirded.

Exceptional advice from FT.

[ashmicro]

FFS, I'm trying to be the lurrrrve doctah, and Pog says "Fuck that, get her pissed and nail her"*

 

 

 

* In fairness, it frequently works.

[warren t claim]

FFS, I'm trying to be the lurrrrve doctah, and Pog says "Fuck that, get her pissed and nail her"*

 

 

 

* In fairness, it frequently works.

True. Anyone who says that women are made from sugar and spice and all things nice has obviously never gone down on a girl from Birkenhead.

[Minimad5]

True. Anyone who says that women are made from sugar and spice and all things nice has obviously never gone down on a girl from Birkenhead.

Warren please write these lines in a book !!

 

It is true though people ...

[Tayne]

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[warren t claim]

Do Birkenehead women taste worse than all the rest?

Have you ever eaten jellied eels?