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xtriple Rank: Renault 16

xtriple

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Can't sleep. Finally fell asleep about half seven and some fucktard tosspot cold caller rang me at twenty past eight! I am not in a good mood....

Jimmycrackcorn Rank: Austin Maxi

Jimmycrackcorn

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Ordered the Lock Stock and Two SMoking Barrels movie soundtrack (best movie soundtrack of EVAR IMO) as the new car has a bangin stereo. What do I get, Lock Stock case and a Moloko CD. As far as I knew a Moloko was a cocktail.

fordperv Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Ordered the Lock Stock and Two SMoking Barrels movie soundtrack (best movie soundtrack of EVAR IMO) as the new car has a bangin stereo. What do I get, Lock Stock case and a Moloko CD. As far as I knew a Moloko was a cocktail.

Sing it back

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D Spares & Tyres Rank: Renault 16

D Spares & Tyres

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Escort van says 'do I look like a fuckin towcar? Now fuck off, that'll learn ya'

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trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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Ordered the Lock Stock and Two SMoking Barrels movie soundtrack (best movie soundtrack of EVAR IMO) as the new car has a bangin stereo. What do I get, Lock Stock case and a Moloko CD. As far as I knew a Moloko was a cocktail.

I love that album, EZ Rollers - Walk this land used to give my speakers a good work out!

Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

Timewaster

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I bought the moloko album on the strength of the time is now.

 

The rest of the album is awful.

gordonbennet Rank: Renault 16

gordonbennet

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I bought the moloko album on the strength of the time is now.

 

The rest of the album is awful.

 

Made that mistake a few dozen times (never heard of mullikin mind), now i download any music from a Russian pay site, you can listen to 20 second or so clips from each track of the album and buy wot yer need or the complete lot if good enough.

Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

Timewaster

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I just approach buying music like I do cars now.

 

Anything made after 1995 is pish.

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Lacquer Peel Rank: Talbot Tagora

Lacquer Peel

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I saw one of these stickers today, on a van parked at Morrison's. Didn't realise dubbers were doing OLLI now.

 

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ONE LIFE. LIVE IT. CARTING YOUR SPAWN AROUND IN A GLORIFIED VAN BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO COOL FOR A TOURAN AND PRETENDING YOU'RE A SURFER DUDE.

HH-R Rank: Renault 16

HH-R

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I hated Moloko too, Screech it Back is certainly a song I could happily never hear again.

dave21478 Rank: Renault 16

dave21478

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Fucking......

I dunno, man. Where did it all go wrong?

 

Just received and unpacked the latest shipment of contemporary art my employer has bought. Canvas about 5 foot square. its literally just smears, with the occasional squiggle. No doubt its a represantation of the futility of love or some flowery pish like that.

 

8 grand.

 

Fuck off.

cobblers Rank: Isuzu Florian

cobblers

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Maybe it was damaged in transit.

 

Worth ten grand now. futility of long distance relationships

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MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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shit heap fleet update-

 

Rover 75, front end is chattering away to itself like mad. those sooper dooper drop links that the car got in August are shaged, so those were top quality parts. bollocks to it that can stop on the car until either they break or the MOT comes around again.

 

Jaguar XJR, dunno if it goes but the front tyre that had a slow puncture now has a much quicker puncture! the local tyre place did a bang up job of resealing that tyre then. tax up at the end of the month, so fuck it, it can stop where it is. hopefully that tree at the end of the drive will fall on it.

 

Metro, festering away nicely, i swear the rust bleb on the back panel and tailgate are twice what they were a fortnight ago. batteries flat so that rusty little shit heap can stay where it is. the other half can take whatever for her car and the rest can just FRO, in the spring it going, and good riddance to it.

 

MIni, dunno not seen it in 6 weeks since it went to the lock up. apparently there has not been any flooding in town this year, but maybe one of our rigger booted pikey twats will have dissappeared it for me. actually i wouldn't be that lucky. little shitty fuck heap.

 

i too have had it with shitty old cars, come the new year i'll be getting myself some turd of an aldi......

richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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Ordered the Lock Stock and Two SMoking Barrels movie soundtrack (best movie soundtrack of EVAR IMO) as the new car has a bangin stereo. What do I get, Lock Stock case and a Moloko CD. As far as I knew a Moloko was a cocktail.

Guardians of the galaxy soundtrack mix tape is fantastic.

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chaseracer Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

chaseracer

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...contemporary art... smears/squiggle... flowery pish...

 

Fuck off.

 

I once heard certain examples of modern art described as "the product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered"...

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Had the second sitting of my chest tattoo, first time was great today was an absolute bastard for pain. Had to cut it short to dash home, and now I'm not going out on the piss as planned.

rml2345 Rank: Renault 16

rml2345

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I saw one of these stickers today, on a van parked at Morrison's. Didn't realise dubbers were doing OLLI now.

 

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ONE LIFE. LIVE IT. CARTING YOUR SPAWN AROUND IN A GLORIFIED VAN BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO COOL FOR A TOURAN AND PRETENDING YOU'RE A SURFER DUDE.

I thought the pic of the surfer at the end was a satelite reciever of some kind and assumed the Volkswagenist was attempting to contact aliens.

Bit disappointed really.

Tamworthbay Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Tamworthbay

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Wtf is it with people and front fogs at the moment? Not the slightest sign of fog but every twat in his/ her motr pile of shite has them on. Why? Do thy really think it's makes them look cool? Well it doesn't, it makes you look like a first class knob. Rant over.

D Spares & Tyres Rank: Renault 16

D Spares & Tyres

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Ouch, what were you trying to tow?

Land Rover......

dave21478 Rank: Renault 16

dave21478

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I once heard certain examples of modern art described as "the product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered"...

 

My boss is an incredibly shrewd investor. If he is buying this shite, its not because he likes it but because its going to make him even richer.

 

I dont even know what way up it goes.

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