The grumpy thread

[dugong]

Fucking arseholes, it boils my piss that someone thinks it's ok to harm a defenceless animal, i really hope you find the person and show them how it feels to be on the receiving end

Aye. With a .303.

 

At point blank range.

 

Also, this insomnia can stop now. I feel like the living dead.

[bub2006]

Car crash tonight. Not happy and In pain

[M'coli]

Fuxake, Bub, if you didn't have poor luck then you'd have no luck at all - hope it wasn't your fault.

[bub2006]

It wasn't my fault but only me involved so theoretically it could be my fault

[Ghosty]

[Craig the Princess]

Sad times bub, hope you are ok

[bub2006]

40/45 mph,dry stone wall and barbwire fence. Abs light flashed up followed by all 4 brakes locking up. Confused the hell out of me.

[bub2006]

I'm in pain,knee hurts,back chest and wrist hurts. Car is a right mess

[trigger]

That's shit mate. I wonder what caused that to happen?

[bub2006]

Not a clue,sweeping bend where you can see down the road which I've gone down many times at 60. Don't honestly know why the brakes locked up. Its broke me if I'm honest.

[xtriple]

Sorry to hear about your Puss. I had a cat years ago that got shot by an air rifle, found the pellet in his bottom jaw! Went (with cat under my arm) to cop shop in a right fucking mood - I was soooo mad, they nearly locked ME up!  Phoned up the vet, described where the pellet was and he told me to 'pull it out with pliers!'

 

I did and got scratched to fuck for my troubles.

 

Cat (Puddy) was fine but strangely not one for going out a lot after that experience!

[purplebargeken]

Glad puss is ok. Fucking retard fuckers. Hope you find them and hurt them lots.

 

My own grump.

 

Ordered a caliper rewind kit from ebay, clearly marked FORD. Dopey twats have sent me one for Vauxhall/Opel. 

 

It really shouldn't be that difficult should it.

 

Customer pays for return postage. Oh really. It'll get shoved in the post box with a 2nd class stamp stuck on it that I removed from another letter if they don't sort it out properly first..

[Bren]

My respitory problems are bad today. Chest is tight and I am coughing shit up.

 

Fed up with this now.

[Bren]

It appears that some fucknugget has shot my cat.

 

He's having an x-ray now, results to be confirmed; £300 so far. SWMBO can haz barclaycard, thank fuck. And the pet insurance is up to date.

 

But if i find out who did it, their fucking dentist won't be able to identify them. I have my suspicions.

Bastards.

 

I came across a dead cat in the road the other night while working.

I could'nt bear the thougt of leaving it there to be flattened time and again, so I moved it onto the footpath.

It was a much loved pet for someone, sadly it had no collar.

[cobblers]

Glad puss is ok. Fucking retard fuckers. Hope you find them and hurt them lots.

 

My own grump.

 

Ordered a caliper rewind kit from ebay, clearly marked FORD. Dopey twats have sent me one for Vauxhall/Opel. 

 

It really shouldn't be that difficult should it.

 

Customer pays for return postage. Oh really. It'll get shoved in the post box with a 2nd class stamp stuck on it that I removed from another letter if they don't sort it out properly first..

 

 

IIRC ebay are doing some bollocks where the seller must pay return postage. Do a dispute or something.

[dave21478]

I got a blister on the palm of my right hand during the week

 

in b4 tragic wanking injury lol...

 

Anyway, the flesh has split along one of the folds of my palm so every time I move the hand it opens up again.

Hurts.

[Sealtainn]

Been back in Shetland less than 48hrs when some muppet reverses into the back of the Granada in Co-op car park !!!!

Luckily I was sat in it at the time and the old dear then attempted to drive off so I blocked her in the car park and she gets out saying "Oh I'm sorry I didn't realise I'd hit your car" - yeah right thats why when you did it and I honked the horn at you, you stopped and looked across at me before driving away????

It was very low speed and no damage to the Granada, same can't be said of her 14-plate.

[RobT]

The bumpers on that are pretty sturdy, as I'm sure it's had the odd knock whilst sitting on the road outside mine for the last few months. The egg shell bumpers on the Mondeo won't stand up to such knocks!

[EssDeeWon]

Been back in Shetland less than 48hrs when some muppet reverses into the back of the Granada in Co-op car park !!!!

Luckily I was sat in it at the time and the old dear then attempted to drive off so I blocked her in the car park and she gets out saying "Oh I'm sorry I didn't realise I'd hit your car" - yeah right thats why when you did it and I honked the horn at you, you stopped and looked across at me before driving away????

It was very low speed and no damage to the Granada, same can't be said of her 14-plate.

 

If she can hit another car and not realise it I would of mentioned that she probably shouldn't be on the road. Of course she was bullshitting and doing what 99.6953% of people do these days and clearing off after hitting someone else's property.

[doobietoo]

If you are going to sell a car on Ebay at least keep an eye on your messages so that if people want to come and see it they can...... especially when you only put two rubbish pics of the front and back of the car and none of the sides or inside......behaving this way would suggest you had something to hide...

[Pillock]

Customer pays for return postage. Oh really. It'll get shoved in the post box with a 2nd class stamp stuck on it that I removed from another letter if they don't sort it out properly first..

 

Customer should only be paying return postage if the customer made a mistake and ordered a tool for a Vauxhall Mondeo or something.

Luckily, eBay and Paypal are all on your side for this one. Ask nicely, then go to ebay as "part not as described" and finally just go to Paypal (as you get longer to dispute with them). 

 

My eB ay grump is that I ordered a replacement band for my fitness tracker, estimated delivery Wednesday. Didn't turn up, nor Thursday nor Friday. Emailed about 11am today, asking if they had an idea of when it would arrived (it was marked Dispatched last Sunday). "We have had it returned from post office for unknown reasons, it could be another 4 days from now".

Bollocks have you, as it turned up 10 minutes later in todays post. Without a return address on the label, so how did it get returned? Why lie, why not just tell me "Yeah, sorry we were a couple of days late posting it". So now I want to give them a one-star for delivery time (because I know that screws over sellers, after the last argument I had when a seller was begging me to revise it to five stars even though the item NEVER arrived and he refunded after 3 weeks) but they've not left me feedback yet, I'm on 100% and I know unless I give them top scores they'll knacker me.

[mercrocker]

Knob at work just bought an X5.  Keeps fucking on about it.  If he doesn't stop soon I am going to start a sweep on how long before his gearbox goes barley-sugar.

[Craig the Princess]

£3 a month I pay for imageshack, can't copy the link on the phone to post the picture on here

 

I'd spotted an Astra

[Ghosty]

Parents are too skinflint for fibre optic broadband.

If 17mb (half as fast as fibre) broadband wasn't on offer the difference would be a fiver a month.

 

Up theirs. 

[Craig the Princess]

Parents are too skinflint for fibre optic broadband.

If 17mb (half as fast as fibre) broadband wasn't on offer the difference would be a fiver a month.

 

Up theirs.

Is it really worth it for them? Don't know how old they are but if they are anything like my parents 17mb is more than plenty.

[Ghosty]

I live here too and need it for uni etc, and Old Man works from home - if it wasn't on offer I'd put in the £5, but they won't even let me do that as it's not fair on me apparently.

 

The annoyance is more that they basically said OK to it yesterday, I get up today and they've done a George Osborne.

[Craig the Princess]

Ah, fair enough then.

[Bobthebeard]

Seemingly an endless supply of miserable and intolerant (mostly elderly) people walking dogs on the beach lately.. Ok, so Lytham St Annes, well known for retired folk.

Our dog is a three year old bouncy lurcher. Loves to play with other dogs and not a hint of aggression ever. Have been moaned at by a guy with two labradors because my dog played with his dogs. His dogs loved it, but he wouldn't have any of it. Moan moan... Agressive dog etc...Put his dogs on leads after catching them (they didnt want to be caught, as having FUN) then shuffles off whinging. Ten minutes later a spaniel runs over to play with our dog. Dogs have great time, lots of running around and chasing only to have the owner come over and grumble about his dog getting wet and 'your dog is a nuisance' comments.

Never had any complaints anywhere else. Our dog would never harm another dog ever. Too soft.

Grumpy. Spoils a nice walk by the sea.

[jakebullet]

Ma has face on 'cos I've been at kinky girl's for a full 24 hours. It's turning into an impossible battle. Ma is taking it that I've been at home for 42 years, so I owe her 42 years back of looking after her  'cos she's looked after me. (ie washed my pants). Kinky girl meanwhile wants to know when I'm buying a house so she can come and visit me. Could be a while as I'm not conventionally employable, so would have to buy cash.

 

TL:DR Tits or wheels it'll be trouble.

 

Wisdom of the collective welcomed.

[Parky]

You are Ronnie Corbett in "Sorry" and I claim my £5

 

Tricky one matey, looking after Mum is honourable but who is going to look after you?