The grumpy thread

[UltraWomble]

Great utter fucking elephant cock nuggets.

 

Autoshite has now been hit my my NHS Trusts ban stick on the grounds that it is "SPAM"

 

Twatmangle. 

 

Utter utter cuntfuttocks, I only go on it during my break or on a night shift to help keep me awake. Utter Cuntfuttockery.

[fairkens]

Same happened to me! The .info site has been filtered on the grounds of 'spam'

[beko1987]

Our work banned it too today, I thought it was cos Dave took it down, but .info is too.

 

Luckily, its only banned through our virtual desktops with internet from Holland. Exit the VM, back onto my local desktop, boot up chrome and normality is restored!

[Cavcraft]

Haven't been able to get it work for ages now, anything that involves the words 'forum' 'sport' or probably 'fun' is a no-no.

[MarvinsMom]

yep, this is banned at my work too, as been inappropriate? can still for now get on at coffee time and dinnertime. 

 

bastards.

 

and the scariest thing i've ever EVER done is to do the CBT. 

 

will not be getting on a bike again EVER. it was a CB125, but i couldn't even get my feet squarely onto the ground. 

 

motorcycling is not for me, i've been on the back of SWMBO hardly dangerous, and apart from been colder than i thought it was possible to be and generally bloody uncomfortable atleast now i can say i tried it, i will not be repeating the experience again in a hurry.

[Asimo]

We got fed-up with all this internet policing at work and bought ourselves a contract on one of those satellite broadband dishes - internet straight from space, works just like a broadband box. Up yours, IT dept.

[ruffgeezer]

fucksticks, i managed to break my vice  

 

I have a spare vice here if you are interested, also a box of NOS Ford air filters I'd love to see the back of.

[oman5]

So, I went to the trouble of joining the Allegro club, now I find THEY don't have any front wings either. If anyone on here knows of an allegro being broken for bits any where can you give me a heads up? Ta

 

General consensus is that with the aggro's questionable structural integrity glassfibre wings are not recommended

[drum]

How bad are your wings? Any pics?

[oman5]

How bad are your wings? Any pics?

they're full of filler so it is at least useable, but both are rotten around the indicators, front leading edge by the valance and along the top

[drum]

This is my worst one. I'm hoping to fix it.

[michael1703]

Proxy engine tuner

 

He had the engine for 3 months, I missed a few races because of this, fitted the engine before Christmas,dyno run booked,found I had no gears,dyno slot lost.

 

Tuner told me to check cross shaft circlip

 

Exhaust off,sump off, look up to see circlip out of place,reseat circlip and I have gears

 

Go to refit sump to find grit and swarf floating about

 

Have put the sump in the parts washer, when I rebuild an engine I like it spotless, so when I entrust it to a guy that runs and tunes engines for British superbike teams, I'd expect a decent job

[MrDuke]

I stupidly assumed that replacement shocks for the vile Fiesta would incorporate the top mount and bearings. Silly, silly me. That'll be another £50 then.

[xtriple]

Dog had her stitches out today and the vet was well pleased with her, range of movement etc all good. Got to go back in four weeks for more x-rays and checks.

 

So the grump?

 

She then over did it and is now lying around listlessly with a leg she won't use again!

[oman5]

This is my worst one. I'm hoping to fix it.

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I'd be happy with a replacement that good. I really can't do metal fabrication so I'm thinking of plating the holes from underneath with a welded repair and shaping it with filler.

[fordperv]

I have a spare vice here if you are interested, also a box of NOS Ford air filters I'd love to see the back of.

Cool how much you looking for the vice? Where are you?

[oldcars]

scraping ice off the inside of a Reliant windscreen was part of my morning routine for many years!

Again this morning, quite enjoy it sure the novelty will wear off.

[the judge]

Motorcycles are dangerous. Assume everyone is out to kill you and ride that way too.

 

Thanks to ultrawomble for my new grumbling word....twatmangle. Sure my mrs is gonna love it!!!

[hairnet]

ryanair

 

make a big thing of - oh you can check in 30 days to 2 hours  before your flight

 

nope - you can if you buy a reserved seat 5 or 10 quid depending on where - rreturn flight was 23 ffs

 

ya have to wait till the week of the flight to check in and just get any seat

 

cnuts

[Louise2cv]

No offence or owt, but even as someone who has only been on a plane once, isn't that what you have to expect if you use Ryanair?

[hairnet]

No offence or owt, but even as someone who has only been on a plane once, isn't that what you have to expect if you use Ryanair?

no - im not arsed where i sit - id just like to tell them im gonna be on the plane

[Richard]

I don't understand why you can check in from home, surely the whole point of checking in is to show that you are there and ready to board the plane when called.

[hairnet]

cannot check in at airport anymore

 

if you need another boarding pass they charge you 70 euro to print out your piece of paper

 

been like that for years......

[beko1987]

Followed a 306 home that had one rear wheel straight, one on the major piss. Poor thing

 

Still, it showed me what to look out for on mine!

[jakebullet]

Ma has just forced me to watch that Paul O'Grady broken animals thing on the haunted fish tank. It was truely dire, and he will deserve it when he gets the Rolf Harris pedo treatment.

[ruffgeezer]

Cool how much you looking for the vice? Where are you?

I'm in Lincolnshire, drop me a pm if you like?

[HH-R]

Ryanair are total shite hawks, it is possible to get a cheapo flight if you're mega careful about booking and all that, but I hate the sneakyness, trying to trip you up on every corner. I try and avoid them, but if you want to fly to Dublin from Newcastle then you have a choice of Ryanair or not flying. I'm surprised they don't charge for the bogs yet.

[cort16]

If you check prices for the same flight more than once clear your browser cookies as they track you going back and forward and put the price up the more you look. They're not the only one that does this either.

[dave21478]

yes, many places seem to do that now. Apparently, setting your browser to incognito porn mode prevents this.

[Slappy]

To the idiot mother picking up young Sebastian or Miles from school at 5pm yesterday, parked on a zig zag the opposite side of a Zebra crossing, who whilst a bus was passing on the opposite side of the carriageway decided to run round the front of their Volvo XC60 without looking to see what was coming as I was less than 10m from the rear, be fucking thankful that the person who had to swerve around you was someone who was young and with good reactions rather than an old dear with eyesight shorter than a smart car you fucking idiot