The grumpy thread

[EssDeeWon]

Received a letter from one of the leading credit card companies the other day offering me a credit card at such and such % and then zero % until 2016 or something like that......ok that could be a good idea to get the jobs done on the 75 then pay it off before the percentage kicks in...

 

I applied only to be told sorry we cannot offer you a card at this time......Well why fuckin write to me then offering me a card? What a waste of time and paper.

[Ghosty]

A breakfast pie you say? Sounds like the future to me!!

Garlic bread's the future.

[purplebargeken]

Wire the trailer to the mains supply. That'll teach 'em.,

[Cavcraft]

Leave a tub marked 'diesel' on it, add some water, sugar and a gypsy's kiss in it and see if they take it.

[fordperv]

Whilst cutting my hedges my 6 foot step ladder gave way as I was stood on the top rung, I fell twatting my cocxyx on my stone window ledge and hitting the floor hurting my back, I feel as if I've been bum raped by godzilla

[OwdChina]

Wire the trailer to the mains supply. That'll teach 'em.,

Hell no.......You'll find yourself on a murder charge.............True.

[fordperv]

^ haha murder CHARGE, no pun intended eh?

[purplebargeken]

Ok, ok. Wire the trailer to the mains supply accidentally. 

[cms206]

Ok, ok. Wire the trailer to the mains supply accidentally.

"Yes officer, I always run a 240v trailer board through an inverter. Don't you?"

 

If the policeman doesn't buy that they're an enormous shitehawk bastard.

[OwdChina]

Fact is, once these thieving twats have decided they want something, then other than locking your stuff up in a bank vault or placing an armed guard around it means it's always going to be at risk.

You need to make the disco and trailer more secure because now your stuff is on their watch list, and they will be back, maybe not next week, maybe not next month, but they will be back...........a past experience I had....2 grands worth.

[Jerzy Woking]

My boss is an arsehole. When I went of sick (or rather, was unable to travel to work due to my legs having issues) he never did what he was supposed to do. Today I found out that he should have arranged for me to have been set up with IT equipment that would enable me to work from home until I'm fixed (next month I hope). But no, he did fuck all-half pay kicks in imminently, and I have been taking my holiday to put this off a bit longer.

 

I now have the number of someone in Personnel Department, who, on Monday when he is back from his holiday, will be dealing with a grievance and a request that my pay be kept at full rate, and my sick absence be reduced to nil. Chances of that happening? 100 to 1 I would think.

[purplebargeken]

If the policeman doesn't buy that they're an enormous shitehawk bastard.

 

I foresee no problem whatsoever then

[D Spares & Tyres]

Wire the trailer to the mains supply. That'll teach 'em.,

yes I thought of doing that but the chances of me accidentally electrocuting myself are very high

[Station]

To refer to the first post in this thread, someone said 'Robin Reliant' in work yesterday lol.

[FakeConcern]

If I was designing something that could fly, I would make sure it couldn't shit while flying. My lovely black XM now has shit etched paint on the roof. Bugger!

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

It's such a beautiful afternoon, I'm going to paint my wheels. 

 

wcpgw

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Just looked out the window and noticed that the umbrella has fucked off down the street.

[twosmoke300]

Shouldn't laugh but that made me laugh . At least it's not just me that shit like that happens to

[OwdChina]

And fresh paint washed off down the street with it I assume.........LOLs

[sporty-shite]

One for the calendar, surely?

[doobietoo]

Just got this message on a listing on ebay.......

 

geia sou xristo stin kriti mporis na to stilis?

 

words fail me.......

[barrett]

Some retard has just sent this beauty over the bridge because, and I quote "Yes I have scraped it it was in good condition but insurance company want 2 much to insure it, new government policies is to get rid of all diesel cars"

 

Damn those government policies! What an absolute fucknugget. I'm never selling a car again just in case it ends up with somebody like this. I'm unreasonably angry about this, more so because I'd actually like to buy a load of the panels he took off it for mine.

[D Spares & Tyres]

A waste

[Inspector Morose]

Words fail me.

[barrett]

I think it's an ex-AS car too. Remember folks, be like Fritzel and KEEP IT IN THE FAMILY

[fordperv]

The owner of it sounds that retarded his dad is probably his mum's uncle

[MarvinsMom]

what a wanker

[fairkens]

FFS,   moron!

[Cavcraft]

Just got this message on a listing on ebay.......

 

geia sou xristo stin kriti mporis na to stilis?

 

words fail me.......

 

It's an anagram of 'extortionists markings up oars, i,i, i'

 

Which basically means he thinks the price tag is too expensive and he's ready to row away with his three captains.

[mercrocker]

Mr Craft you have way too much time on your hands...