The grumpy thread

[jakebullet]

I got an amazon order at 6pm tonight. From a teacher. With a note saying I need these before Monday for a lesson.

 

Not going to happen is it love? Perhaps you could teach the kids about forwards planning. The dog ate my teaching resources?

 

It's in the grumpy section as no doubt I'll get negative feedback for not firing up the quattro and driving her £3.50 purchase to London.

[beko1987]

You say this like its a bad thing.....

You say this like its a bad thing.....

Me and my dad have been following dream theatre for 12 years, and now when we go to gigs, I see people who only know the words to the newer, imo poorer music, their silent when some older classics come up

 

Then I get strange looks for singing every word to six degrees of inner turbulence, which is 45 minutes like I'm strange! Their also the people who never come for a few pre gig beers with the rest of the UK fan club...

 

Bah

[UmBongo]

Thank fook for that!

 

I thought that big nosed fuckwit Hopkins was going to win the Big Brother thingummy jig.

 

Luckily another big nosed fuckwit won the game instead...

[UmBongo]

Loads of 80s bands are still going* and doing shows where they play their hit and bugger off http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/perth-kinross/revealed-the-line-up-for-rewind-scotland-festival-2015-1.797505

 

That looks quite good.

 

A caravan of 80s shite boxes rolling up to Scone would look even better.

[Richard]

They do it every year. I understand it's pretty good if you like that sort of thing, it's not for me though.

[jakebullet]

Loads of 80s bands are still going* and doing shows where they play their hit and bugger off http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/perth-kinross/revealed-the-line-up-for-rewind-scotland-festival-2015-1.797505

 

I like the idea in theory, but there's the risk of finding out few have become milfs and many are munters.

[MarvinsMom]

well i got stuck on the m18 this afternoon for nearly 2 hours. sally traffic says there is an accident between junction 4 and 5. now i int know which en of the m18 that was, Rotherham end or the m180 end? i found out the hard way, maybe 1/2 a mile after the junction.

 

shit.

 

get to the scene of said accident at the m180 junction, which i now know is actually junction 5. i pass a some piece of shit bmw 300 thing with the boot where the back seat should be, a bent looking artic and a splattered bmw 100 thing which i guess they had had to scrape off the underside of the wagon. i guess one, other or both of these wankers thought that they shouldn't have to wait in turn like everyone else and have tried to push in.

 

i hope the (wagon) driver was ok.....

 

still a bit of time out of my day, and 2 totalled german turds, so not a complete waste then.

[warren t claim]

Becks depression rating scale is what the common or garden GP's use. Have a look and see. 

 

http://www.med.navy.mil/sites/NMCP2/PatientServices/SleepClinicLab/Documents/Beck_Depression_Inventory.pdf

 

Most of these for longer than 2 weeks then see GP. Wellbeing services are usually decent for mild to moderate depression and utilise CBT as the treatment of choice. 

 

If anyone does go anti-depressant then make sure the GP gives a good therapeutic dose from the off. None of this Citalopram 10mg crap. 

I can't believe I only scored 11 on the test. By rights I should be closer to a catastrophic breakdown than a Y plate Laguna diesel with 250,000 on the clock that's been run on cherry.

[beko1987]

The oldest and possibly the most interesting car in the holiday Inn car park at this time is swmbos meriva. Poor show

[320touring]

Am waiting for the polo to have mot work completed.was due to be done by 11, now looking at 2.

[AlabamaShrimp]

Well I tried it again but I just can't stand most of retro rides. I mean I tried I finally posted something but then I got annoyed as some had a nice traction avant and at least two dipshites said to change the engine for a modern one........

 

That and them typing "curse word" what the fuck is that shit all about?

[fordperv]

How much bloody salt have they been using on the road, mrs fp has been using my saph to go from ours to Chesterfield to go to training for work, look at the state it was like this all over

 

 

 

Just spent an hour cleaning it, much better, ideally needs polishing but it feels close to zero degree's so it can wait for another day

 

[andy18s]

They actually type a swear word,which then gets filtered into "curseword"

[Louise2cv]

I curseword hate curseword swear filters. And I'm not mad keen on swearing, but jeeze I'm an adult! I am on a parenting forum with a swear filter run by the ghost of Mary Whitehouse, I don't think even bloody is allowed, and what I like the best is the trouble all the new mums striving for their pre-baby jeans have when trying to discuss "weigh****chers".

[Pillock]

Where here we can say words like "titties" and "fucknugget". And Scunthorpe.

 

If they ever put a swear filter on here, I swear I'll curseword someone's curseword so badly they won't be able to curseword for weeks.

[vulgalour]

That Saph looks lovely.  I found when I visited Chompy_snake (who is near Chesterfield) recently that the Xantia got more filthy in one day than it does up here in a week because of the amount of salt and grime on the roads.

[vulgalour]

"weigh****chers".

Brilliant!

[chaseracer]

If anyone bans 'cockwomble' I swear I'll do time...

 

#private_eye

 

[Cavcraft]

It should be the other way round on here, i.e if you don't swear it changes things like 'very nice' into 'shit and biscuits' and 'I do like that' into 'fuck off, you knob warbler.'

[chaseracer]

Works for me.

 

Or, appropriately filtered: "Cavcraft is half man, half Corsa".

[doobietoo]

As mods have tha ability to change words can we filter Poxhall into "all Poxhalls are shite" should amuse us and confuse Poxhall owners

[daveb47]

Loads of sites if you type "autoshite" it gets changed to "autofaeces"

[twosmoke300]

That top pic of the salty Sierra looks just like a smiley transit

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Those fucking Trivago adverts by some bird with an irritating accent.

 

"I want to go to Berlin with a twat with a trendy hipster beard AND a pony tail".

[skattrd]

It should be the other way round on here, i.e if you don't swear it changes things like 'very nice' into 'shit and biscuits' and 'I do like that' into 'fuck off, you knob warbler.'

 

Dave, can you do this please, can we have a reverse swear filter.

[sporty-shite]

Swear filters can sometimes be fun. A football forum I used to visit had filtered wanker to become "Gary Neville". Someone went to the trouble of posting every expletive he could think of, so he could find out which one triggered the ugly red twats name.

[andy18s]

If anyone bans 'cockwomble' I swear I'll do time...

 

#private_eye

 

The mrs' favourite for "disadvantaged drivers"  is TwatwafflingCockwomble.....

[michael1703]

I used to be a moderator of motorbike website

 

I changed A E I O U 'IT' 'AND' 'THE' to BADGER

 

The site went really weird as it went twice as wide and fuck all mad any sense

[cms206]

Loads of sites if you type "autoshite" it gets changed to "autofaeces"

Were we not rebranded to "Autoexcretia" at a car show we gatecrashed last year? Possibly even two years ago when we declared war on the announcer and the concours competition after DW was branded "a bit eccentric".

[fred]

Bloody old man ailments, had fucking trapped wind all day, so kill or cure dropped 2 litres of shandy down my neck to force out the wind. 

 

Yeah, created a fart so biblical it ripped a hole in my anus, now me arse is on fire as well

 

Bollocks n cock fudgery