Help me decorate my new car

[Rustycarlover]

so I have recently acquired a dismal Hyundai Lantra that has to last me the next 2 months then I’m scrapping it , I am thinking of getting some paint and spray paint and painting some stuff on it any suggestions for some funny stuff to write preferably short and mildly offensive 

[Supernaut]

No. Leave the poor thing alone.

[Rustycarlover]

5 minutes ago, Supernaut said:

No. Leave the poor thing alone.

It’s sadly fucked mate been run low on oil at some point so it’s says are numbered 

[Rustycarlover]

Some of the previous owners fine repairs

[scdan4]

Flames. And sharks teeth. 

For winnrs. 

[bunglebus]

Harlequin 

[Aston Martin]

[Fumbler]

Take a leaf out of the Top Gear Alabama special.

 

 

Or leave it alone.

 

Actually, leave it alone.

[gadgetgricey]

Starskey and Hutch white stripe....

"my other cars a KIA"

[sutty2006]

MDF body kit 

[DoctorRetro]

I think you'll find that this is Autoshite not Retro Rides and anything related to to modifying* a car is frowned upon by most people here. Not that it normally stops me... 

*the Autoshite official word is 'ruining' 

??

[vulgalour]

C LI N T

[big_al_granvia]

Paint it with fake company livery for hugh jass gents outfitters or ian & paul freely sanitation engineers or norfolk & goode (something) or a, l & c o'holic wine merchants

You get the picture

[stuboy]

just give 20 toddlers some sharpies and bag of skittles each

[martc]

[martc]

[DoctorRetro]

[Tadhg Tiogar]

You need to ask advice from "stuboy" - he has excellent form for decorating cars.....

[wuvvum]

Fanny Batter Gardening Services - We'll Trim Your Bush.

[sutty2006]

Graft a completely different front end on it....say.....from a 318i bmw 

[Tenmil Socket]

Artex on the roof, bit of wood-chip on the sides and gloss the trim...

[Supernaut]

"Powered by fairy dust" sticker on the back.

[MikeR]

Mud from the top down ......

And bits of grass caught in the trim ...

And " a real off roader " written on the boot 

[sierraman]

A wooden spoiler. 

Smooth it out with some Poundland filler.

Old pair of tights over tail lamps - smoked lamps

Coachlines, but loads of them. Do it when you’ve had a few beers. 

Monogrammed initials on the doors. 

Stenciling using some silver paint and some old net curtains

Vents in bonnet but not quite asymmetrical 

Paint drums in a really cheerful colour. 

A few badly repaired giffer dents. 

A motif of a hooker sat on Ron Jeremy’s lap on the bonnet.