Amazing reverse collection thread

[jonny69]

Here’s how this thread is going to work. Attached pic is what I have sold. You don’t have to guess what the vehicle is, you have to guess which two well known Shiters are coming to pick it up, what pile of crap they’re coming in and where the mugs they are coming from. They’re arriving at 2pm on Saturday. Go!

I have hints to drop including detailed personal descriptions and I’m funny so this thread will be funny. 

[hairnet]

not chaseracer cos hes a flash twat

10p says johnk and dicky b

[jonny69]

^ No and no, but I’ll waive your 10p wager because you’re the first reply

[Wingz123]

Six cylinder?

[cort16]

Does it involve the artist formally known as Junkman ?

[hairnet]

skizzer and a friend

[jonny69]

8 minutes ago, Wingz123 said:

Six cylinder?

Nope. 

8 minutes ago, cort16 said:

Does it involve the artist formally known as Junkman ?

Doesn’t he already have something old, French and estate shaped?

3 minutes ago, hairnet said:

skizzer and a friend

Kinky thought, but no. 

[Wingz123]

320dtouring?

[anonymous user]

It's Barrett and Gary Cox and they will be arriving in an almost identical Ami, or a 1927 Slowmobile from Barrett's extensive collection.

[loserone]

Or this is Bramz' sensible modern daily to complement the shared AX of doom

[hairnet]

to quote kevin keegan

'id love it if we beat them flowler and big yin turned up'

[hairnet]

eddys bought a REAL car

 

[Ghosty]

It's not Strangeangel is it? He said he and djimbob were off to get something recently.

[320touring]

5 hours ago, Wingz123 said:

320dtouring?

I wish!

Alas, I am resigned to nursing along a needlessly complicated small car that fails to do any task with the charm that Ami has:(

 

Thanks fuck for my GSA 

[HillmanImp]

Pogweazel and Scooters will be coming from their Sudanese love-nest in a brand new Range Rover.

[Tamworthbay]

Chaseracer and another?

[Asimo]

I wish it was me.

[eddyramrod]

On 6/28/2019 at 1:55 AM, hairnet said:

eddys bought a REAL car

 

You would be giving me a lift if so!  Anyway I not only have one real car but also a Citroen.  Oh and there's also the small matter of not having anything like enough money for an Ami....

[The Moog]

Electric Leyland and siesta boy - riding donkeys and waving bananas

[loserone]

Jim Bell and that twat he went halves on a Baleno GSR with?

[jonny69]

9 hours ago, anonymous user said:

It's Barrett and Gary Cox and they will be arriving in an almost identical Ami, or a 1927 Slowmobile from Barrett's extensive collection.

I mean, they’re the obvious answer aren’t they? Barrett and irresistible obscure French heaps are a thing. Is it them?

5 hours ago, Ghosty said:

It's not Strangeangel is it? He said he and djimbob were off to get something recently.

Interesting. Is it them? Got a personal description to see if it matches mine?

[jonny69]

Teaser shot. 

[hairnet]

16 minutes ago, snagglepuss said:

Electric Leyland and siesta boy - riding donkeys and waving bananas

Normal day then

[jonny69]

First actual hint: a personal description. "I dunno, we're just your standard issue white male middle aged shite fanciers"

Well I fit that description, so I'm going to guess that they're both skinny, about 40 years old and balding. Like me.

They might not look like this.

[RobT]

I think that describes about half of the AS membership.

Is it Bucketeer plus someone else..?

[The Moog]

I think that describes about half of the AS membership.
Is it Bucketeer plus someone else..?

Bucketeer is at least 60...

[Jim Bell]

That's got Junkman and Conrad B Goode writ large right across it's flanks. 

I'll eat a hat if it's anyone else. 

 

Coming in a white old renner. 

Coming from not Lincolnshire. 

[barrett]

Spoiler alert: I'm not middle-aged

[Jim Bell]

If I'm wrong, I'm having an each way on Saabnut and Bucketeer. .

One coming from north Scotland and one coming from France. On a Megabus and a moped respectively. 

[Bucketeer]

14 minutes ago, snagglepuss said:

16 minutes ago, RobT said:

I think that describes about half of the AS membership.
Is it Bucketeer plus someone else..?

Bucketeer is at least 60...

I don't think I'm involved. Although after yesterday's unsuccessful collection of a rocket car with Skattrd he has bundles of cash burning a hole in his purse, so maybe he's bought this and hasn't told me to pick him up yet. Also we were admiring BFGs Ami yesterday. It's all starting to fit.

Is it me and Skattrd?

 

Also Will I may feel 60 but I look 16.