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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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17 minutes ago, grogee said:

hey're wrong, and what's more, they're grotesquely ugly freaks. 

Thanks. 

Squealing meat etc

worldofceri Rank: Renault 16

worldofceri

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22 minutes ago, bunglebus said:

Someone else is bound to have posted this first year of production, >30k, one owner, b*rn f*nd, dangly mirror MK1 Sierra already?

Yes, but they chose the pre-jet wash photos.

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Best part of £5k with a week still to run… @BorniteIdentity must be sitting on a gold mine.

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LoftyvRS Rank: Austin Maxi

LoftyvRS

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24 minutes ago, bunglebus said:

Someone else is bound to have posted this first year of production, >30k, one owner, b*rn f*nd, dangly mirror MK1 Sierra already?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/387963576363?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=GjpUEJIQTQK&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=X5RtjeAxSP-&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

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Saw this last night, already bid up to £4500 with over a week still to go. Quite unusual for such an early 1.6L to have the 5 speed box option (unless it's just the knob)

Be interesting to see what it eventually goes for as there's quite a bit of spend involved to recommission a car sat for so long.

Interested in this as it's similar to my Dad's first Sierra that i learned to drive (and passed my test in).

BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

BorniteIdentity

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39 minutes ago, worldofceri said:

Yes, but they chose the pre-jet wash photos.

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Best part of £5k with a week still to run… @BorniteIdentity must be sitting on a gold mine.

It’s alarming eh? I was thinking about letting my old heap go for £1500 last week. But it’s one of those cars that if I spend £1000 on it it’ll be worth about 3.5. I’m never going to get involved with the dash but it could be smarter quite simply. 

However, I’m rather hoping @Skizzerfosters it later this year and gives it some sympathetic loving. 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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11 hours ago, UltraWomble said:

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/285916800222

What the fck is with these "tall & thin" photos that people be putting on eBay these days?

That is class, and it's got the right seats.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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11 hours ago, wesacosa said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/297032648674?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=KG_CcurWR2S&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=8AFYP6nlRMa&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

 

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Surely the best thing on eBay at the moment?  If I had the money I'd happily drive that back  to it's first registered town and stop to lick it every few miles./

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Wake up

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I think I've got something to say to you

It's the end of Feb and nobody wants to see this  gopping portaloo

The heap of shit keeps me amused

It really can't be excused

Oh, Maggie, you shouldn't be towed anymore

I've led you away from home

to make sure you're somewhere alone

the whole fucking thing  is making my eyes hurt 

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the morning sun when it's on this faeces really makes me rage

and what really worries me some is my eyes need a tin of bleach

I've laughed at this hideous joke, my kn0b no longer starts to poke

Oh, Maggie to viagra you're the anti-dote

I've led you away from home

to make sure you're somewhere alone

the whole fucking thing  is making my eyes hurt 

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All I need is a friend to lend a pulling hand

and turn you into landfill you mother, what a fucker please get burnt out

look at the state of the fucking bed, in the morning put it in the shed

Oh, Maggie, you couldn't have tried any less

I've led you away from home

to make sure you're somewhere alone

the whole fucking thing  is making my eyes hurt 

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 I suppose you could collect your brochures and go back to school

stop wanking over Cath Kidston and tow this to Blackpool

or find yourself a quarry in Wales that's got a big fuck off cliff

Oh, Maggie, I wish I'd never seen this faeces

You've mad a first class tip out of this

a blind man could fucking see

it's a pile of shit and you should shove it into the sea

BEAUTIFUL VINTAGE RETRO 4 BERTH ABI MONZA CARAVAN+ACCESSORIES FOR SALE | eBay

UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Tagora

UltraWomble

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9 hours ago, goosey said:

That doesn’t mean I want you to seduce my Parrot….

I thought more people might get the "zany camera" angles of Nozin Aroun than any Network 7 reference I might make

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