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Stinkwheel Rank: Renault 16

Stinkwheel

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2 minutes ago, Marshall2810 said:

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/116325246068?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=X3uqqyFhSMm&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=q0u7CbdYTNC&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

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Oh you have to laugh dont you.

As someone who had a lot of old citroen parts until relatively recently i can tell you he totally has a crack pipe and is refilling it generously to come up with those numbers for the bits broken up, which is surprising as he isnt too far off the number for a complete car, especially with the 'best offer' option

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Marshall2810 Rank: Citroen Ami

Marshall2810

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7 minutes ago, Stinkwheel said:

Oh you have to laugh dont you.

As someone who had a lot of old citroen parts until relatively recently i can tell you he totally has a crack pipe and is refilling it generously to come up with those numbers for the bits broken up, which is surprising as he isnt too far off the number for a complete car, especially with the 'best offer' option

It did make me smile. Like he doesn't even believe his own hype asking a mere £1150 for a car that would easily part out for just shy of £10k. Serious VALU 😂

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goosey Rank: Renault 16

goosey

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On 16/10/2024 at 21:09, Cavcraft said:

land rover discovery 300 tdi Auto (2004) - Picture 1 of 17

land rover discovery 300 tdi Auto (2004) | eBay

'I have done all the welding...'

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Quite possibly the first time it's been done with anal beads, though.

Reminds me of that Simca Pickup that got repaired in the same style, I would be most grateful if anyone has a link to it 

bezzabsa Rank: Renault 16

bezzabsa

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17 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Ford Cortina Mk3 2000E Auto - Picture 3 of 17

Ford Cortina Mk3 2000E Auto | eBay

£2,750 for a 2000E sounds good

Ford Cortina Mk3 2000E Auto - Picture 5 of 17

Ok, maybe not. At least we know where Mk2 Mondeo bumper repair tape came from though.

thought the E had the twin round lights?????

Wibble Rank: Renault 16

Wibble

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5 minutes ago, bezzabsa said:

thought the E had the twin round lights?????

Nope, that was earlier GXL

bezzabsa Rank: Renault 16

bezzabsa

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2 minutes ago, Wibble said:

Nope, that was earlier GXL

oh right... just looks bASe spec with those lights..

Very Mk4 looking dash too

3 minutes ago, Wibble said:

Nope, that was earlier GXL

 

Wibble Rank: Renault 16

Wibble

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Just now, bezzabsa said:

oh right... just looks bASe spec with those lights..

Very Mk4 looking dash too

 

Yep, Mk4s carried on with facelift Mk3 dash, Mk5s wasn’t much different.

D.E Rank: Lancia Gamma

D.E

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peugeot 106 Xrd diesel

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 I bought this a few months ago for my 16 year old granddaughter to have a practice on on my field, get used to driving and control and perhaps get cheaper car insurance as a classic car as it is 31 years old and a slow diesel, unfortunately she doesn't like it, my field is on a steep slope ( we took it to the bottom on the flat, but the grass is long and she couldn't do it and gave up.

Pfffffft, who doesn't love a 106 Phase I diesel?

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Jesus wept, how bad were Zastavas if you had to pretend they were Iv*cos?

sheffcortinacentre Rank: Lancia Gamma

sheffcortinacentre

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4 hours ago, bezzabsa said:

thought the E had the twin round lights?????

Prefacelift GT/GXL.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Ford Capri Laser 2 Litre 1985 Rare Black Genuine 36k mls SKU823 - Picture 1 of 24

Ford Capri Laser 2 Litre 1985 Rare Black Genuine 36k mls SKU823 | eBay

'impeccable MOT history'

Brutal 😂 #rickygervais #ginger #afterlife #funny #toofunny #funnyvide... | TikTok

'This vehicle's MOT has expired'

YARN | and I like murdering little fat kids like you, | Afterlife (2019) - S01E05 Episode #1.5 | Video clips by quotes | c6956977 | 紗

'MOT expired on  14APRIL 2012'

Calling Ricky Gervais Pedo Until He Follows Me on X: "@rickygervais who's the most difficult character to write in Afterlife?" / X

'impeccable MOT history'

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Date tested
1 April 2011
FAIL
Mileage
32,690 miles
Test location
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MOT test number
1166 7159 1430
Reason(s) for failure
  • Nearside Front coil spring fractured (2.4.C.1a)
  • Offside Front coil spring fractured (2.4.C.1a)
  • Offside Rear Suspension spring mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded (2.4.A.3)
  • Front Brake pad(s) less than 1.5 mm thick (3.5.1g)

 

debbie bastable on X: "@xMissClaire1888 @AfterLife_Fans @rickygervais This kid? https://t.co/hYDXPxd62D" / X

1 February 2010
FAIL
Mileage
28,382 miles
Test location
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MOT test number
8329 0243 0009
Reason(s) for failure
  • Nearside Front Lower Suspension arm rubber bush deteriorated resulting in excessive movement (2.4.G.2)
  • Rear Brake hose ferrule excessively corroded (3.6.B.4e)
  • Nearside rear brake binding (3.7.B.1)
  • Offside rear brake binding (3.7.B.1)
Advisory notice item(s)
  • Nearside Front wheel bearing has slight play (2.5.A.3c)
  • Offside Front wheel bearing has slight play (2.5.A.3c)
  • Front Brake pad(s) wearing thin (3.5.1g)

 

Calling the guy who calls Ricky a pedo a paedo on X: "Happy Easter Paedo" / X

31 January 2008
FAIL
Mileage
19,423 miles
Test location
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MOT test number
4923 9113 8068
Reason(s) for failure
  • Nearside Headlamp not in good working order adversely affecting beam image (1.2.4a)
  • Offside Front Suspension arm rubber bush deteriorated resulting in excessive movement (2.4.G.2)
  • Nearside Front Anti-roll bar rubber mounting deteriorated resulting in excessive movement (2.4.G.2)
Advisory notice item(s)
  • Nearside Front Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1)
  • Offside Front Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1)
  • Nearside Front wheel bearing has slight play (2.5.A.3c)
  • Offside Front wheel bearing has slight play (2.5.A.3c)
  • Front Brake pad(s) wearing thin (3.5.1g)

fat ginger kids don't have souls - YouTube

 

5 February 2007
FAIL
Mileage
15,123 miles
Test location
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MOT test number
8319 8603 7092
Reason(s) for failure
  • Brake master cylinder/servo mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded (3.6.C.3)
Advisory notice item(s)
  • Nearside Front wheel bearing has slight play (2.5.A.3c)
  • Offside Front wheel bearing has slight play (2.5.A.3c)
  • Nearside Front Anti-roll bar rubber mounting deteriorated but not resulting in excessive movement (2.4.G.2)
  • Offside Front Anti-roll bar rubber mounting deteriorated but not resulting in excessive movement (2.4.G.2)

 

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New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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9 hours ago, Marshall2810 said:

Sweet jesus I need this in my life 😍 

Are they the 1.4 Alloy block none turbo lucas pump piece of shit or the 1.5 iron block none turbo lucas pump piece of shit? Or did PAS dual source the pump (in a purchasing duel) with bosch (my phone tried to auto correct to botch ) ? 

Marshall2810 Rank: Citroen Ami

Marshall2810

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4 hours ago, New POD said:

Are they the 1.4 Alloy block none turbo lucas pump piece of shit or the 1.5 iron block none turbo lucas pump piece of shit? Or did PAS dual source the pump (in a purchasing duel) with bosch (my phone tried to auto correct to botch ) ? 

Seems to be the 1.4, but still done 200k so must be doing something right. I couldn't get a deal going and he didn't like my derisory but realistic offer of £100 over scrap. Someone's offered him £400 apparently which seems a bit punchy for what it is 

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