eBay tat volume 3.

[Tubbo]

16 minutes ago, D.E said:

Diesel 75, £300:

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202311214152014?sort=most-recent&advertising-location=at_cars&include-delivery-option=on&page=5&postcode=cb12az&price-to=1000&year-to=2006&fromsra

Failed the test in June, defects and advisories:

 

That Rovers numberplate J555 AAA

Gotta be worth more than the car innit?

[wesacosa]

[wesacosa]

[alcyonecorporation]

16 hours ago, angle said:

Alternatively - has an Mot but no roof,  £450.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/308902048695466/

[wuvvum]

Facelift ZX with 6 months' test for £550 BIN.

 

[wuvvum]

Quote

Lets start with the negatives. The car is recorded on a register. 

That's novel.  I've never heard of a car being a nonce before.

[Wack]

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/3707512512905744/

[Flat4]

18 hours ago, angle said:

Mot and a roof (stuck up) and VVC and purple! £625.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/659303606353828/

Never been interested in these before but I'm sorely tempted by this one. It's such a nice colour, and cheap!

[Cavcraft]

1 hour ago, wuvvum said:

 

That's novel.  I've never heard of a car being a nonce before.

[Cavcraft]

20 hours ago, angle said:

One owner from new, needs a clutch (and an Mot), £495.

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/7142578939135865/

Could probably get a quote for tarmac at the same time.

[Cavcraft]

classic cars | eBay

[Cavcraft]

Ford Corsair 1968 Kawasaki Green | eBay

Horrific colour and no mention of why there's a monkey inside it trying to pull the windscreen wiper off

 

[egg]

mossy barge.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/266308822691100/

Won't start.

[grogee]

£10k bran find. 

My dad hired one of these once and we couldn't believe how rough it ran. 

https://www.freeads.co.uk/uk/buy-sell/motors/classic-cars/39224344/ford-sierra-4x4-28-injector-xr-4x4-5-door/view

[grogee]

Pomme du terre photographique

Metro Rover 114 in Slough £400

https://www.freeads.co.uk/uk/buy-sell/motors/classic-cars/39176286/rover-metro-automatic-14-gs-for-spares-or-repair/view

[Cavcraft]

FORD TRANSIT - Check MOT history – GOV.UK (check-mot.service.gov.uk)

'God knows how many miles'

According to the MOT history then anywhere between 391,784 or 237,310 and 55,736. But quite possibly all of them added together.

'Located in Rhyl, United Kingdom'

'We are not in a position...'

You are, M8. A fucking shit one.

 

 

[Chuck Buckles]

On 21/11/2023 at 16:57, Cavcraft said:

Classic Austin 1300 in need of full restoration | eBay

Disappointing lack of Basil Fawlty in the ad

[alcyonecorporation]

1 hour ago, grogee said:

£10k bran find. 

My dad hired one of these once and we couldn't believe how rough it ran. 

https://www.freeads.co.uk/uk/buy-sell/motors/classic-cars/39224344/ford-sierra-4x4-28-injector-xr-4x4-5-door/view

I crashed one of these into a horse in 2015, I can't believe how much glass went all over my face 

[grogee]

4 minutes ago, alcyonecorporation said:

I crashed one of these into a horse in 2015, I can't believe how much glass went all over my face 

Was the horse a write-off? 

[alcyonecorporation]

On 22/11/2023 at 19:19, grogee said:

Was the horse a write-off? 

Well, you certainly couldn't have fitted it into a Volvo 340. 

The agister shot it while I was being questioned by the police. 

[grogee]

Renault Megane £1000 (B)Sandwell

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2008-renault-megane-14-expression-3dr-hatchback-petrol-manual/1468607303

"does have mark on bumper"

[grogee]

Much-loved Citroen C4 Picasso £700 Berdington 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2007-citroen-c4-grand-picasso-16hdi-16v-sx-5dr-mpv-diesel-manual/1469843332

[Erebus]

29 minutes ago, grogee said:

Much-loved Citroen C4 Picasso £700 Berdington 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2007-citroen-c4-grand-picasso-16hdi-16v-sx-5dr-mpv-diesel-manual/1469843332

Yeah it really looks much loved in that photo!

[Cavcraft]

1986 Bedford Camper Van Dreamliner - Project Retro | eBay

Unfortunately, having span the Cavcraft Anagram Wheel of Fortune, the best I can get from Bedford Camper van Dreamliner is 'Irreparable nonce' which leaves some letters spare.

[Cavcraft]

Invacar Model 70 1978 Icon Retro Trike Invalid Disabled | eBay

 

[richardmorris]

3 hours ago, egg said:

mossy barge.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/266308822691100/

Won't start.

Mossy inside and out!

[richardmorris]

6 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Invacar Model 70 1978 Icon Retro Trike Invalid Disabled | eBay

 

If I mention him three times does he appear?

@LightBulbFun

@LightBulbFun

@LightBulbFun

[Aston Martin]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/874722450842863/

[wesacosa]

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

1986 Bedford Camper Van Dreamliner - Project Retro | eBay

Unfortunately, having span the Cavcraft Anagram Wheel of Fortune, the best I can get from Bedford Camper van Dreamliner is 'Irreparable nonce' which leaves some letters spare.

Tut tut. You know the rulez:

@eddyramrod