eBay tat volume 3.

[EyesWeldedShut]

38 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

 

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wondering if it would make it here under its own steam (I mean for £100 first bid?), try a fix or three, if they fail - over the bridge?

[richardmorris]

1 hour ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

It's got a fair few giffer scratches and looks like it needs a DPF clean but would it be something simple like a fluid change on the gearbox to solve his slippage?
 

It could be, yes. But it could also be another £5000 chasing random problems. Run away, run away fast and now. Why is the owner selling after spending so much recently? Because he knows more.

[EyesWeldedShut]

Just now, richardmorris said:

It could be, yes. But it could also be another £5000 chasing random problems. Run away, run away fast and now. Why is the owner selling after spending so much recently? Because he knows more.

That has, indeed, crossed my mind - if I was he I'd just run that through the local auctions, no reserve and trust that a cold 'box wouldn't slip (altho' the DPF warning up on the dash could be a crippler). 
But I can still dream 🤪

[richardmorris]

1 minute ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

That has, indeed, crossed my mind - if I was he I'd just run that through the local auctions, no reserve and trust that a cold 'box wouldn't slip (altho' the DPF warning up on the dash could be a crippler). 
But I can still dream 🤪

Happy to collect and store it for you if you win it - I’m not too far away.

[EyesWeldedShut]

Similar vein to the C6:
This one is now coming to the end of it's second 10 day listing at £1200, if you're lucky it's the clutch master cylinder, if not then it's the slave (lovely jubbly, concentric-pain-in-the-butt job).
Add on the cost of a recovery then I don't think he's going to sell it.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/204431371764?hash=item2f990f2df4:g:YD8AAOSwJwNk0nID

[Wack]

6 hours ago, High Jetter said:

Woody Hustler, anyone?

https://bid.eastbristol.co.uk/auctions/8647/sreas10795/lot-details/467098e3-56d4-45fa-b8b9-b06200cd2b5d

Driving that on the road would cause as many crashes as an open top car full of topless models 

[richardmorris]

12 minutes ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

Similar vein to the C6:
This one is now coming to the end of it's second 10 day listing at £1200, if you're lucky it's the clutch master cylinder, if not then it's the slave (lovely jubbly, concentric-pain-in-the-butt job).
Add on the cost of a recovery then I don't think he's going to sell it.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/204431371764?hash=item2f990f2df4:g:YD8AAOSwJwNk0nID

At least the c6 interior is a nice place to break down in. Not even mentioning Newport.

[D.E]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/256192562336?hash=item3ba64444a0:g:SusAAOSwXUVk5LRY

[D.E]

Another ULEZ victim

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/155729566919?hash=item2442349cc7:g:SykAAOSwwK1k4zOo

Edit: oh yes!

Quote

I’ll even throw in a wet wet wet cassette

 

[Schaefft]

That C6 is a nice parts donor and not much more. You can get a much better one for not that much more money if you are patient.

[Cavcraft]

Land Rover Defender Tdi 90 M REG 1994 No MOT History Blue Great For Project | eBay

How the shitting hell is a good 'M' reg Discovery worth £1,600 let alone this? 

[Cavcraft]

As if buying an SL500 wasn't brave enough anyhow, here's one in potentially the worst colour, with a horrible interior and a 'CAT' marker that 'sskipped being serviced some years

Mercedes-Benz SL500 2002 | eBay

[Cavcraft]

MGF MGF SE STEPTRONIC | eBay

'The car is a very rare edition'

MGF Bukkake?

'Recently taken off a friend who has now moved to Grease'

Oh, those summer nights.

[D.E]

Turbo 4x4! Lots of brown bits though...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/155724049016?hash=item2441e06a78:g:IA8AAOSw-rVk3n9w&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAAwFQlU2YqfwxWo4xnA74VH39qzsPswWx4CyXBwOC2V3Ap1jaJkNnse2MJW%2B1Nocl4hr3V11gw5ZF4iVXkeaAtN8iao9f%2B7vHw5eCNIgK7sXCQIKT8tQKDdliWLuVaFWvbAB6juMyoHJpRh7E%2FktBiCeKM5n3Z1yl6AOl3yiZ266v6bqcNXrLZSGRDAw1Q5gAk21jk8%2BpIszd6zoUBC1vyAVAmMc%2BtJTRyDgizG8eTcWiwiEZYXct1Mn6BuvW5X89SFA%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR9DXs-_DYg

[somewhatfoolish]

36 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Land Rover Defender Tdi 90 M REG 1994 No MOT History Blue Great For Project | eBay

How the shitting hell is a good 'M' reg Discovery worth £1,600 let alone this? 

Ringadingding.

[alcyonecorporation]

On 8/21/2023 at 3:54 PM, Jazoli said:

That's my old blingo, gone up a bit in value

It's had a quite a bit of money spent on it and the weird chipboard bed has been lobbed in a skip 

[Flat4]

E-class diesel auto with 7 seats!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/230199302885933/?ref=browse_tab

Needs a bit of fettling but if I had the money I'd be all over this. Please some one bring it in to the fold?

[EyesWeldedShut]

£695 ZT-T - MoT History suggests maybe some welding needed.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/849063976742404/

[doug]

Failure sheet not to bad. 

[Aston Martin]

Every panel is a different colour, but I believe it's the top of the range. With leather and the fucking boot chute.

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202307239979697

[Erebus]

@eddyramrod

https://www.facebook.com/james.f.aston/posts/pfbid0ZPx1y4pF97YBMz8Mtxq4BwRSeWmREZNViebKvcvz2qnC6fyXUkka14BpY71aVxcSl

[D.E]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202308231092968?sort=most-recent&advertising-location=at_cars&include-delivery-option=on&postcode=cb12az&price-to=1000&year-to=2006&fromsra

[D.E]

Tatty but cheap 2.0 SRi in London:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/nissan/1996-nissan-primera-2.0-sri-4dr-saloon-petrol-manual/1464452806

[sdkrc]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1994-rover-montego-countryman-20-turbo-diesel/1464427041

Right price

Right length of MOT

Right pictures

Wrong country

[EyesWeldedShut]

37 minutes ago, D.E said:

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202308231092968?sort=most-recent&advertising-location=at_cars&include-delivery-option=on&postcode=cb12az&price-to=1000&year-to=2006&fromsra

I love AutoTrader LaLaLand:

Real world:

[FakeConcern]

1 hour ago, Aston Martin said:

Every panel is a different colour, but I believe it's the top of the range. With leather and the fucking boot chute.

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202307239979697

I think that colour always looks like that, Mrs Concern's one is the same. Hers doesn't have the boot shute, but does have pan roof. We both really like it and must be 100% future shite.

[grogee]

1 hour ago, Aston Martin said:

Every panel is a different colour, but I believe it's the top of the range. With leather and the fucking boot chute.

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202307239979697

I'm out.

[Rust Collector]

28 minutes ago, sdkrc said:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1994-rover-montego-countryman-20-turbo-diesel/1464427041

Right price

Right length of MOT

Right pictures

Wrong country

Oof. That's perfection. I can just imagine putting on a wax jacket and flat cap before loading my labradors into that and driving to the woods in the pissing miserable rain.

[Asimo]

54 minutes ago, sdkrc said:

Wrong country

Barely a hundred miles away.  Ferries are a thing you know!

[grogee]

45 minutes ago, Rust Collector said:

I can just imagine putting on a wax jacket and flat cap before loading my labradors into that and driving to the woods to murder someone in the pissing miserable rain.

FTFY