eBay tat volume 3.

[Soundwave]

6 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Rover 75 V6 Connoisseur SE Auto - No MOT - READ FULL LISTING | eBay

Interesting pic on that listing. Is this a high-speed action shot of someone's jeans crotch? Did they mean to post it here? I have so many questions...

[Jazoli]

20 hours ago, alcyonecorporation said:

Spotted on the paypal emerald mine runt's x-rated shithouse (aka Twitter): 

That's my old blingo, gone up a bit in value

[Cavcraft]

26 minutes ago, Soundwave said:

Interesting pic on that listing. Is this a high-speed action shot of someone's jeans crotch? Did they mean to post it here? I have so many questions...

 

Even my stiffy would be more prominent after pulling that Rover out of the garage.

[D.E]

£450

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/1995-rover-416-sli-16v-/1464354349

[grogee]

1 hour ago, TheOtherStu said:

Am I the only person in the world that found have a Prius was a positive experience?🤣

No. Very pleasant indeed. 

Not exactly engaging, but the majority of people aren't Troy Queef looking to spank their cars with a dab of oppo. 

Most people want a quiet life and not to pay masses of tax, the Prius ticks those boxes admirably. 

TBH I'm quite impressed that Toyota managed to make something so complex relatively reliable and maintenance free. I do wonder if it's a loss-leader sold for brownie points so they can continue selling smoky Land Cruisers in UAE. 

[Rocket88]

1 hour ago, TheOtherStu said:

I had a Prius. I dunno why, but it worked really well.

Am I the only person in the world that found have a Prius was a positive experience?🤣

I had the misfortune to have a Qashqui on long term hire with “ that” gearbox. Six weeks of unremitting misery 

[doug]

Clean out the carb and it will be fine.......possibly.

[bunglebus]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/972111054082217/

[Cavcraft]

1984 VW GOLF GL | eBay

Bloody lovely that. 

[richardmorris]

24 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

1984 VW GOLF GL | eBay

Bloody lovely that. 

Looks smartly presented. Feedback is odd, says 100%positive, but second review is negative.?

[Cavcraft]

26 minutes ago, richardmorris said:

Looks smartly presented. Feedback is odd, says 100%positive, but second review is negative.?

It's eBay's stupid thing where if bad feedback is over a certain time frame (6 months?) then it goes back to 100%.

[Cavcraft]

1989 Mercedes T1 308D 2.4 DIESEL MANUAL LUTON VAN, Last owner 22yrs NOT SPRINTER | eBay

'Engine runs'

That's a shame.

[richardmorris]

1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

1989 Mercedes T1 308D 2.4 DIESEL MANUAL LUTON VAN, Last owner 22yrs NOT SPRINTER | eBay

'Engine runs'

That's a shame.

Looks like a disease I don’t want.

[grogee]

I think we had a Flatulence before but I don't know if it was this one. 'Restricted performance' that may or may not be a goosed battery. 

Will any shiter be brave enough to bring nu-skool power into the fold? 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/204435144368?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=va5ljV_HS7e&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=2Z40wC2iSsq&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[grogee]

21 Turbo £5k reserve not met

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/364424098391?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=QWzuhloSRm-&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=2Z40wC2iSsq&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

 

[doug]

2 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

1984 VW GOLF GL | eBay

Bloody lovely that. 

Want this. Highest bidder for now. Probably go for more than I can manage though.

[egg]

9 minutes ago, grogee said:

Will any shiter be brave enough to bring nu-skool power into the fold? 

 

Easy batterie swop m8.

[somewhatfoolish]

I'm all for having a go but Fuck. That. Would totally have a Flatulence though, but for already having a surplus of electroshite.

  

9 minutes ago, egg said:

Easy batterie swop m8.

 

[willswitchengage]

2 hours ago, richardmorris said:

Looks smartly presented. Feedback is odd, says 100%positive, but second review is negative.?

I have no idea how FB calculates feedback scores - I have received neutral and negative feedbacks before yet still have a 100% score.

[philibusmo]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2005997903126888/

Ford Aerostar,

No MOT, only runs on LPG and it's out of gas. How the fuck do you get a jerry can of LPG into this? Do you just turn up with one of those little cans used on gas barbecues and rig it up with a selection of bits of coolant hose and put some earplugs in incase the explosion is really loud?

Still vaguely tempting

[D.E]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/1992-citroen-zx-volcane-1.9i-automatic/1462143019

[somewhatfoolish]

12 minutes ago, philibusmo said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2005997903126888/

Ford Aerostar,

No MOT, only runs on LPG and it's out of gas. How the fuck do you get a jerry can of LPG into this? Do you just turn up with one of those little cans used on gas barbecues and rig it up with a selection of bits of coolant hose and put some earplugs in incase the explosion is really loud?

Still vaguely tempting

Tank of propane and a hand pump.

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, egg said:

Easy batterie swop m8.

Bricked it, M9

[D.E]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/126061230020?hash=item1d59d5b7c4:g:PAUAAOSw6TBk49Kc

[lesapandre]

4 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

1984 VW GOLF GL | eBay

Bloody lovely that. 

Was that photo taken at Bono's house? 

[Flat4]

11 hours ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

£750 C5  HDI

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/113293288530751/

That seems far too cheap!

[Cavcraft]

6 hours ago, lesapandre said:

Was that photo taken at Bono's house? 

 

Everyone thought that, U2. 

[EyesWeldedShut]

6 hours ago, Flat4 said:

That seems far too cheap!

Allegedly part-ex to clear and possibly a bit of a weird one to sell doen in The Valleys? I'd reckon £750 would be the bottom trade price on the non-estate C5??

[wesacosa]

[bezzabsa]

14 hours ago, doug said:

Clean out the carb and it will be fine.......possibly.

stupidly cheap for one of these