eBay tat volume 3.

[Clunk]

20 minutes ago, andyberg said:

WTF.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/184218083990788/

Apparently the spoiler is worth 300 alone so your only paying £290!*

[grogee]

Laugh at those A-series peasants in your 2-litre luxury sport brake (longroof) version of Britain's favourite* middleweight, the Montego.

On the plus side it's £350 and has a ticket.

On the minus side? Factory standard surprise and delight features:

Sagging but secure headlining.

Tailgate is currently opened from the inside but have replacement key and barrel ready to go on, I have preferred to not change it for the added security.

Periodic water ingress to front footwells.

https://maestro.org.uk/forums/forum/general-forums/cars-parts-for-sale-wanted/337360-montego-clubman-estate-2ltr-diesel-l849-vuy

[RoverFolkUs]

The temptation to send a message asking if it's manual or automatic is very strong 🤣

[egg]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2136147516578408/

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https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/179538954894460/

[egg]

Quote

Lovely car

There are issues with the battery or something else.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2267497233457058/

[egg]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/777290883700423

[sdkrc]

https://dubai.dubizzle.com/motors/used-cars/nissan/patrol/2023/2/9/extremely-rare-nissan-patrol-safari-open-t-2-990---6a796847850247cf9aa5102ecef4b2e4/

[RoverFolkUs]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/204788425607350/?

"ABS light on sensor doesn't affect car drives superb" 

Except for the fact you've got no ABS... 

May drive superb, but it's not exactly going to stop superbly 🤣

[RoverFolkUs]

A 75 with streetwise alloys 🤔

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/634240411842552/

[D.E]

Tatty Mk I turbo diesel, £500

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/166022944794?hash=item26a7bd181a:g:-0YAAOSwWvVkMdE4&amdata=enc%3AAQAHAAAA4Gl3R52mH%2FANh3O1sW%2Fk7gPYsrmdgq%2Fv%2BObihprKLcKnjcPDzFsxQ%2Ff400VAdswXS1SEqD%2BhFbJl3nbl5NOOQwWrgzs%2FTEOl9TyrDjU0ux4JAcUTvta6nPKSFJwLChBUSCjQIjwDN5m9AZRBmrKolcwh9RRDUVvwYRKwEN%2BG0Klm4PNsBx7H%2FApBiArZJyZbLaCr%2Bqr1B%2B22a1pi7rX4h5UFgSEVwfMJMsA7Snla51%2BzT9nQP7OmYH3GPoi50%2BTHwtDmD6BIohL0XnwaYoFbPKP1JcMIF1mgZOwsGVzVzYPH|tkp%3ABk9SR5LDxqvsYQ

[Pat Earrings]

44 minutes ago, RoverFolkUs said:

A 75 with streetwise alloys 🤔

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/634240411842552/

I really like the look of that weirdly. Although wtf is going on with the centre two parking sensors, why are they red?! 

[RoverFolkUs]

2 minutes ago, Pat Earrings said:

I really like the look of that weirdly. Although wtf is going on with the centre two parking sensors, why are they red?! 

The wheels look wrong but not too bad! Good spot on the parking sensors, I hadn't noticed and dare not wonder to be honest 😆

[High Jetter]

4 hours ago, grogee said:

Laugh at those A-series peasants in your 2-litre luxury sport brake (longroof) version of Britain's favourite* middleweight, the Montego.

On the plus side it's £350 and has a ticket.

On the minus side? Factory standard surprise and delight features:

Sagging but secure headlining.

Tailgate is currently opened from the inside but have replacement key and barrel ready to go on, I have preferred to not change it for the added security.

Periodic water ingress to front footwells.

https://maestro.org.uk/forums/forum/general-forums/cars-parts-for-sale-wanted/337360-montego-clubman-estate-2ltr-diesel-l849-vuy

Oh, um. Nurse?

[grogee]

Think there's a few JDM lickers on here. This is a mate of a mate but I don't know about the car other than I've seen it.

Not cheap but it's been loved. £8200 Banbury.

https://m.facebook.com/groups/595591333830991/permalink/6145465728843496/?sale_post_id=6145465728843496

[Wack]

As nice as it looks this guy is deluded if he thinks it's worth anything like that 

[Popsicle]

Anybody feeling flush and have plenty of time on their hands?

https://www.handh.co.uk/auction/lot/2-1960-facel-vega-hk500/?lot=57402

[sdkrc]

https://www.carandclassic.com/car/C1250525

Not as appealing as a turbo diesel cavalier for £600 but pretty close.

[SteersWithThrottle]

On 4/7/2023 at 3:19 PM, meggersdog said:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/275772384456?hash=item403550a4c8:g:k5wAAOSwh6JkKUsS

Except it's bloody well not, is it. It's a half-arsed replica with a Clio 172 lump in it, meaning they've ruined two cars to make this POS

The asking price is pure fantasy

[D.E]

15 hours ago, grogee said:

Laugh at those A-series peasants in your 2-litre luxury sport brake (longroof) version of Britain's favourite* middleweight, the Montego.

On the plus side it's £350 and has a ticket.

On the minus side? Factory standard surprise and delight features:

Sagging but secure headlining.

Tailgate is currently opened from the inside but have replacement key and barrel ready to go on, I have preferred to not change it for the added security.

Periodic water ingress to front footwells.

https://maestro.org.uk/forums/forum/general-forums/cars-parts-for-sale-wanted/337360-montego-clubman-estate-2ltr-diesel-l849-vuy

The other end of the price range:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/125872320894?_trkparms=amclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D777008%26algo%3DPERSONAL.TOPIC%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20220705100511%26meid%3D3bc74f6b6cda463cb22be8b85323009c%26pid%3D101524%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26itm%3D125872320894%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2380057%26algv%3DRecentlyViewedItemsV2&_trksid=p2380057.c101524.m146925&_trkparms=pageci%3A19056095-d6b9-11ed-81f3-8e3b008025b8|parentrq%3A6559d7ac1870a74469ce3a0bfffd45b0|iid%3A1

[wesacosa]

[cort16]

MOT Until September - £650

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/toyota/toyota-corolla-1992-white-modern-classic-/1455558286

[wuvvum]

35 minutes ago, D.E said:

The other end of the price range:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/125872320894?_trkparms=amclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D777008%26algo%3DPERSONAL.TOPIC%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20220705100511%26meid%3D3bc74f6b6cda463cb22be8b85323009c%26pid%3D101524%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26itm%3D125872320894%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2380057%26algv%3DRecentlyViewedItemsV2&_trksid=p2380057.c101524.m146925&_trkparms=pageci%3A19056095-d6b9-11ed-81f3-8e3b008025b8|parentrq%3A6559d7ac1870a74469ce3a0bfffd45b0|iid%3A1

It hasn't even got the right wheel trims FFS.

[meggersdog]

6 hours ago, SteersWithThrottle said:

Except it's bloody well not, is it. It's a half-arsed replica with a Clio 172 lump in it, meaning they've ruined two cars to make this POS

The asking price is pure fantasy

eaten too much chocolate ?  the posting of Ali G and his car was for comedic purpose which you obviously didn't get. 

cartaxcheck.co.uk  lists it as a 5GT turbo

[PhiL_P]

eaten too much chocolate ?  the posting of Ali G and his car was for comedic purpose which you obviously didn't get. 

I think he was referring to the eBay listing stating the car was a GT Turbo..

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[Schaefft]

You can now have the US rental car experience right from the comfort of your home:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/285226912969?mkevt=1&mkpid=0&emsid=e11021.m43.l3160&mkcid=7&ch=osgood&euid=e81fe7fa972c43459c40d19af6f89065&bu=43272004167&ut=RU&exe=0&ext=0&osub=-1~1&crd=20230409041600&segname=11021

[cort16]

k car crapolla

https://www.gumtree.com/p/chrysler/chrysler-1982-2800-cc-/1455585607

[D.E]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/266210852259?hash=item3dfb673da3:g:jFgAAOSwkJRkMtJk

[D.E]

A Viva that looks very "old banger, 1987", awful photo quality, and a seller whose chosen name translates as "Am Jobless".  Excellent!

https://www.marktplaats.nl/v/auto-s/overige-auto-s/m1959504426-vauxhall-viva-1-3-1976-bruin

[Remspoor]

26 minutes ago, D.E said:

A Viva with that looks very "old banger, 1987", awful photo quality, and a seller whose chosen name translates as "Am Jobless".  Excellent!

https://www.marktplaats.nl/v/auto-s/overige-auto-s/m1959504426-vauxhall-viva-1-3-1976-bruin

I can see another Viva in the background. That and the Mercedes alongside are in Dhr. Werkloos other adverts.