eBay tat volume 3.

9,913 · May 9, 2022

1 minute ago, RoverFolkUs said:

I have approx 50% imbecile/dickhead neighbours

You know what works every time?

A blank stare or an assertive "fuck off"

Works every time

Last neighbours did that (on the other side) and nearly got done for racial harassment.

She's also got her CCTV set up illegally, but this isn't the thread for me to bitch about the wummin.

21,547 · May 9, 2022

Just now, AnnoyingPentium said:

Last neighbours did that (on the other side) and nearly got done for racial harassment.

She's also got her CCTV set up illegally, but this isn't the thread for me to bitch about the wummin.

A fuck off was seen as racial harrasment in Scotland!? I thought the scots greeted their loved ones with a "fuck off" 😛😂

4,744 · May 9, 2022

16 minutes ago, RoverFolkUs said:

You know what works every time?

A blank stare or an assertive "fuck off"

Did that work when they were playing football near your car(s)🤔

4,744 · May 9, 2022

8 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

1996 CITROEN C15 RARE DROPSIDE PICKUP 1.8 DIESEL | eBay

Does it have reclining seats and Aircon 🤔

4,744 · May 9, 2022

10 hours ago, BorniteIdentity said:

Cute

However, seller is one of those fucknuts who uses a big font because they think it increases excitement and amplifies the price.

Don't all D reg Fords come with kg's of filler needed to join the rust together 🤔

9,913 · May 9, 2022

3 minutes ago, mitsisigma01 said:

Don't all D reg Fords come with kg's of filler needed to join the rust together 🤔

And all other registered Fords don't?! 🤣

21,547 · May 9, 2022

21 minutes ago, mitsisigma01 said:

Did that work when they were playing football near your car(s)🤔

Blank stare possibly, they disappeared shortly after they realized they were being watched (from inside the car!)

22,925 · May 9, 2022

On Twitface. So clean, and just look at that interior...

The only thing which doesn't look right are the wheels - are they slightly larger/different offset to the originals?

63,158 · May 9, 2022

1 hour ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

And all other registered Fords don't?! 🤣

D reg was a particularly bad year.

21,547 · May 9, 2022

@Fumbler

Don't think you'll get any more robust than that!

1.3 petrol, so insurance should be alright, even if it's a little high that's got to be offset by the purchase price?

Just a thought!

20,419 · May 10, 2022

12 hours ago, Soundwave said:

Just in case a Metro wasn't quite grim enough, here's a 1.4 diesel one.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/515738453586052

If I had the room, absolutely would.

Added the particular reason for the 'Deisel misery'

21,244 · May 10, 2022

9 hours ago, mitsisigma01 said:

Does it have reclining seats and Aircon 🤔

It's an 'Aeroback'...

88,369 · May 10, 2022

It's already sold but £1500 2013 Duster.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/724525508595688

4,236 · May 10, 2022

That's a 2013 car?

And someone paid money for it?

Fuck. Me.

4,739 · May 10, 2022

30 minutes ago, cort16 said:

It's already sold but £1500 2013 Duster.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/724525508595688

I had to fit a towbar to my brother in laws 2014 Duster when it was 2 years old and remember seeing rust “bleeding” out the body seams underneath and being able to easily pick off all the seem sealer, was a shame as it seemed quite a robust car otherwise.

May 10, 2022

Not shite and not cheap but if the look you're going for is "Eastern European Arms Dealer" you're sorted

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/165462625863?_trkparms=amclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3D26242ab851af4df89402544b9c466bf3%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D15%26sd%3D165462625863%26itm%3D165462625863%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2380057&_trksid=p2380057.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3A22b4e17f-d03b-11ec-8ab9-fa585ea0c03c|parentrq%3Aad1547051800a9f0b78106b1fffe711c|iid%3A14

Recently had £930(!!!!) worth of brakes

8,079 · May 10, 2022

45 minutes ago, Sham said:

That's a 2013 car?

And someone paid money for it?

Fuck. Me.

The first year of right hand drive production was built in Dacia/Renault's factory in India and unfortunately it wasn't set up to do any decent rustproofing. After that, UK cars were built in a factory in Romania and are much better.

The earliest RHD modern Dusters (Rusters) unfortunately rot horribly like this. I feel sorry for the people who ordered them early

21,547 · May 10, 2022

2 hours ago, cort16 said:

It's already sold but £1500 2013 Duster.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/724525508595688

Wow, haven't seen such a new car as rotten as that! Having said that, it's not uncommon for ~2012/13 Mercedes to rot out and snap their rear subframes!

1,813 · May 10, 2022

16 hours ago, Dick Longbridge said:

On Twitface. So clean, and just look at that interior...

The only thing which doesn't look right are the wheels - are they slightly larger/different offset to the originals?

It's a trick of the phone camera lense. Those are standard issue post October Series 2 Horizon wheels. 👍