eBay tat volume 3.

[Supernaut]

15 hours ago, captain_70s said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/334041291491?hash=item4dc6699ae3:g:N2MAAOSwCSVgJhHf

Ring a ding ding or a proper bitsa?

Looks like it's had the front end off a Series III 6-pot bolted on.

Difficult to tell with the shit photos all having the front end in a shadow though.

 

EDIT: Even with the nonsensical description, this one seems like a better bet:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/666360854490452

[horriblemercedes]

On 2/8/2022 at 9:15 PM, MisterH said:

Brotherwood, did they think that one through?

Because it's manual?

I used to have a customer who had a manual Brotherwood Kia thing. His wife (not disabled) drove it, his wheelchair mounted in the back. He did not drive.

[D.E]

23 hours ago, D.E said:

Sad face Fiesta with MOT till January 2023, £250.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202202102377105?advertising-location=at_cars&include-delivery-option=on&postcode=cb12az&radius=1500&year-to=2002&sort=datedesc&price-to=1000&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=Used&page=1

Now on Gumtree. For 550...

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-fiesta-1.3-petrol-1998/1425673271

[D.E]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/185289576768?hash=item2b241e9140:g:0AsAAOSwcNdiBOWT

 

[Supernaut]

3 minutes ago, D.E said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/185289576768?hash=item2b241e9140:g:0AsAAOSwcNdiBOWT

 

 

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COULD BE THE ONLY ONE MADE

Still one too many.

[wesacosa]

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202201231669029?atmobcid=soc3

[D.E]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/284648935001?hash=item4246660e59:g:YmEAAOSw6OJiBkTM

[grogee]

2 hours ago, D.E said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/185289576768?hash=item2b241e9140:g:0AsAAOSwcNdiBOWT

 

Congratulations, that is total shit. What a great find!

 

"FOR THE CLOWNS ON EBAY..."

Yes it looks well suited for people with boats in their trousers. 

[AnnoyingPentium]

1 hour ago, wesacosa said:

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202201231669029?atmobcid=soc3

I've got the Haynes manual for one of these, in case anyone does buy it.

[wuvvum]

3 hours ago, D.E said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/185289576768?hash=item2b241e9140:g:0AsAAOSwcNdiBOWT

 

Heh, I've got that in my watch list.  Not sure where I'd keep it if I bought it, but it would be an amusing thing to bomb around in in the summer, and I'm sure the Reliable Honda Engine™ wouldn't take too much to coax back to life.

[grogee]

2 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

Heh, I've got that in my watch list.  Not sure where I'd keep it if I bought it, but it would be an amusing thing to bomb around in in the summer, and I'm sure the Reliable Honda Engine™ wouldn't take too much to coax back to life.

Where is your dignity?

[wuvvum]

My what now?

[anonymous user]

20 minutes ago, grogee said:

Where is your dignity?

He's been sailing it up the west coast

[carburettor]

19 hours ago, captain_70s said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/125102083491?hash=item1d20aa4da3:g:y7wAAOSwOr5h4wAR

Pick one, fucking dipshit.

It also looks like shit. Crap paint, bent bumpers, soft rear arches, bootlid doesn't fit. Also, is that how the door cards were fitted at the factory? Surely not!

Door cards, nailed on by Stevie Wonder 🙄

[AnnoyingPentium]

47 minutes ago, anonymous user said:

He's been sailing it up the west coast

Feck, you bet me to it.

[AnnoyingPentium]

47 minutes ago, anonymous user said:

He's been sailing it up the west coast

Through villages and towns?

[High Jetter]

2 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Heh, I've got that in my watch list.  Not sure where I'd keep it if I bought it, but it would be an amusing thing to bomb around in in the summer, and I'm sure the Reliable Honda Engine™ wouldn't take too much to coax back to life.

IIRC those Z coupes used to fly, and they had a full body on. I think that could be scary stuff if running right.

[wesacosa]

[wesacosa]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Micra-K11-barn-find-/363718946744?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l6249&mkrid=710-127635-2958-0

[Kringle]

Is this truly base? 1200 seems a sound price for a slice of Sweden.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/3187081764908160/

[sdkrc]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Maserati-Quattroporte-Italian-Style-New-Leather-Interior-/234416277408

Shitty proxy auction wankers for this ad at a price it will never sell at...but my god the colour, the car...🍆

[wuvvum]

2 hours ago, Kringle said:

Is this truly base? 1200 seems a sound price for a slice of Sweden.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/3187081764908160/

That was on eBay a few months back - I had a bid on it at the time but got quite comprehensively outbid.

[carburettor]

It’s still on Ebay (again?) maybe he outbid himself? 😬 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Saab-9000-2-0-Full-MOT-/224821456016?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m2548.l6249&mkrid=710-127635-2958-0

[carburettor]

This is beautiful (imvho)

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-403-/265514970131?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m2548.l6249&mkrid=710-127635-2958-0

[Mr Livered]

"Great winter project" that Pug apparently - better get a wriggle on then. Lovely car

[wesacosa]

[lesapandre]

7 hours ago, sdkrc said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Maserati-Quattroporte-Italian-Style-New-Leather-Interior-/234416277408

Shitty proxy auction wankers for this ad at a price it will never sell at...but my god the colour, the car...🍆

Yes I have complained to Ebay about these auctions-within-auctions which are against Ebay 'rules'?

Go look at the vendors auction 'conditions'.

[wesacosa]

[TheIsleofShite]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/224833999707?hash=item345926935b:g:6vwAAOSw-fRiBtGN

[JackThrust]

LS400 too common for you? Then step this way!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1074912306408720/?ref=facebook_story_share

Bit of alright this IMO, wheel bearing noise allegedly and an abs light but still £1500 for some rare Japanese waftiness doesn't seem out the way.

Bonus points for burgundy paint with beige leather!