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4 hours ago, Nullzwei said:

This has been on Autotrader for a while. Seems very cheap for one of these. Are parts hard to come by or just really expensive maybe?

2003 Toyota Alphard 2.4 North Tyneside £1000

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202201051013480?sort=relevance&postcode=ne22te&advertising-location=at_cars&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=Used&page=1

 

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@Nullzwei Do you know roughly how long that's been advertised for?

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/bmw/bmw-3-series-hatchback-2002-manual-1995-cc-3-doors/1423148735

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It's a mint runner drives perfect the only thing is wrong with it is the driving door handle is snapped an left wing mirror needs a plastic bit put on it apart from them it's brilliant no cash just swaps

O rly?

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Repair immediately (major defects):

  • Registration plate lamp inoperative in the case of a single lamp or all lamps (4.7.1 (b) (ii))
  • Rear Exhaust has a major leak of exhaust gases (6.1.2 (a))
  • Rear Exhaust system insecure (6.1.2 (a))
  • Offside Front Anti-roll bar linkage ball joint excessively worn (5.3.4 (a) (i))
  • Offside Front Suspension arm ball joint excessively worn (5.3.4 (a) (i))
  • Nearside Front Suspension arm pin or bush excessively worn (5.3.4 (a) (i))
  • Service brake efficiency below requirements (1.2.2 (a) (i))
  • Front Brakes imbalanced across an axle Axle 1 (1.2.1 (b) (i))

Monitor and repair if necessary (advisories):

  • Offside Front Brake pad(s) wearing thin (1.1.13 (a) (ii))

 

Posted
7 hours ago, grogee said:

I think the same as this guy: "WTF?"

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W the actual F is THAT!!!

FFS SCRAP IT........ even pay & play places would laugh at that....would look better without the Disco bits on it....probably sell faster too!!!

Posted
1 hour ago, Flat4 said:

@Nullzwei Do you know roughly how long that's been advertised for?

I noticed it a couple of days ago on AT.

Pretty sure the advert description has changed in the listing from head gasket gone on original engine so another engine fitted to the now confusing scenario of  head gasket also gone in the replacement engine. Probably not such a bargain if it now needs another engine or a head gasket etc etc doing.

Posted

He who would valiant be,

buys this past master

Let him in dark coloured Citroen

follow the disaster

 

Image 1 - Pilgrim Bulldog

There's no encouragement

To raise a trouser tent

his first wiring attempt

has fucked this Pilgrim

 

Image 3 - Pilgrim Bulldog

 

Pilgrim Bulldog | eBay

 

 

 

Posted

So much going on here, none of it inspires confidence. 

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