eBay tat volume 3.

[wuvvum]

1 hour ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-ducato-2-5td-4x4-off-grid-camper-day-van/124435394443

@cobblers get a load of this 4x4 talbot!!!

 

1 hour ago, cobblers said:

Hold me back! 

Hi m8 wud u swop 4 mental skoda citigo?

[sloth]

1960 Simca aronde. just add shipping container to send to the uk.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/3254184324671239/

[somewhatfoolish]

Mk3 transit with wrong engine.

[Cavcraft]

1 hour ago, somewhatfoolish said:

Mk3 transit with wrong engine.

 

Engine aside, that's just fantastic.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

3 hours ago, sloth said:

1960 Simca aronde. just add shipping container to send to the uk.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/3254184324671239/

It's not just the one Aronde. There are three!

[The Vicar]

https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/bsa-10hp-saloon/26451412

This is really cool, 1934 BSA 10 hp saloon. 

Never knew that BSA made cars once upon a time. The slightly distressed patina compliments this just lovely IMO

[Asimo]

8 minutes ago, The Vicar said:

https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/bsa-10hp-saloon/26451412

Never knew that BSA made cars once upon a time. The slightly distressed patina compliments this just lovely IMO

I think this is a close, base model, relative of Vulgalour's Lanchester.  

[The Vicar]

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1284784

Check out this curious old thing - A190 Avantgarde that has seemingly had every option box ticked when new

I would love to see something like this preserved for the sake of posterity more than anything else, but I suspect the owner will be waiting a while before he or she gets £1500 for it with a broken gearbox

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I havent bid on a car on ebay for years. But, i chucked on in on this:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-1800-Landcrab-Barn-Find-/293817236143

Was in the parts section and sat at very low money all week. I bid £800, but in the last 5 secs it jumped up to £1100. Ah well!!!

[willswitchengage]

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Toyota space cruiser lots of history project barn RARE CAR AND WELL WORTH DIONG

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-space-cruiser-lots-of-history-project-barn-RARE-CAR-AND-WELL-WORTH-DIONG/293828511779?hash=item44698b4823:g:Q8gAAOSwQgVfeav~

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TOP DEFINITION

 

Diong

The imaginary sound made when a guy's doinker suddenly gets hard. Most generally caused by a hot female.

Watching her grind the pole, my PP immediately went diong.

I actually really like this and it's nearby. However it's been on sale for months and I'm not sure of the seller's approach of sounding more a cunt as he becomes more desperate to sell.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/WOLSELEY-TOURER-RACER-BUGATTI-AUSTIN-TYRES-FORD-ENGINE-PX-BIKES-CARS-WHY/293829670772

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INVESTMENT GRADE VEHICLE

Oh yeah, if friggin Hugh Pugh or Barney McGrew decide to diversify their investment portfolio I'm sure they'll be right on this POS

[wuvvum]

9 minutes ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

I havent bid on a car on ebay for years. But, i chucked on in on this:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-1800-Landcrab-Barn-Find-/293817236143

Was in the parts section and sat at very low money all week. I bid £800, but in the last 5 secs it jumped up to £1100. Ah well!!!

I had a bid on that last time it was on - it only made £920.  Wonder why it didn't sell?

[wuvvum]

1 hour ago, The Vicar said:

https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/bsa-10hp-saloon/26451412

This is really cool, 1934 BSA 10 hp saloon. 

Never knew that BSA made cars once upon a time. The slightly distressed patina compliments this just lovely IMO

Weren't some of the pre-war BSAs front wheel drive?

[Asimo]

46 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

Weren't some of the pre-war BSAs front wheel drive?

Yes.

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1263291

[strangeangel]

 

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Does not come with key but can be easily cut

 

 

That's a relief then, because I was wondering how I'd start the bastard and drive it home without that.

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/808448926639300/

 

[wuvvum]

Cheap floppytop TT in need of some loving.

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needs a new back window / roof and some paint work where the horses have eaten it.

I wasn't aware that Audi silver paint was considered a delicacy by our equine friends.  @Tadhg Tiogar are you able to enlighten us?

[wuvvum]

Rusty Sunny

[wuvvum]

Acty, looking surprisingly unrotten for one of these.

[wuvvum]

100NX, just out of MOT.  Just up the road from me too.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

1 hour ago, wuvvum said:

....I wasn't aware that Audi silver paint was considered a delicacy by our equine friends.  @Tadhg Tiogar are you able to enlighten us?

I wonder if it might be something to do with an iron deficiency....

Some horses will generally try to taste anything to satisfy their curiosity. That might include metallic paint. 

[BeEP]

49 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

100NX, just out of MOT.  Just up the road from me too.

Impressive failure list back in March though, since when it just qualified for a covid extension on the previous test!

[wuvvum]

17 minutes ago, BeEP said:

Impressive failure list back in March though, since when it just qualified for a covid extension on the previous test!

It's a long list but most of them are minor bits.  A couple of bits of welding on the sills (normal for these...) and a new cat look to be the only major points.  

(I'm still not going to buy it though, because I have nowhere to put it.)

[BorniteIdentity]

Where's @RichardKso I can show him this and then give him a dead arm?  #YELLOWCAR

 

Sweet Jesus

 

 

I love these old things.  New face on an old arse.  It's like Katie Price.  Probably had fewer riders too.

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202010205220209?atmobcid=soc3&fbclid=IwAR0r1Xjhyxkjj1ZZKnHKfPJzWn8rI73IhamrkJp3J3xiQ-okcvbGMedNJQ4&modal=photos

[New POD]

5 hours ago, The Vicar said:

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1284784

Check out this curious old thing - A190 Avantgarde that has seemingly had every option box ticked when new

I would love to see something like this preserved for the sake of posterity more than anything else, but I suspect the owner will be waiting a while before he or she gets £1500 for it with a broken gearbox

That's the evidence you need to know this it is worth 2/10th of an Aldi Chocolate santa, because it has the chocolateteapot CVT box.  Runafucking way.org 

53k is about 2/3rds of the usual mean time to failure, but advert mentions 2 lady owners, and IAM qualifications and a Merc main dealer, so i rest my case for the prosecution.  Please execute. 

 

 

[Cavcraft]

 

Needs attacking with the name on the tank

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2008-Whizzer-Moped-motorcycle-Ideal-for-fun-or-Shop-window-display-and-Man-cave/293830496515?hash=item4469a99103:g:9~AAAOSwZ5VfrrOY

 

'must have a electrical fault'

 

 

Given that it seems to have been wired up by an ecstasy fuelled chimp using the loom from a fucking 1933 kettle, it's hardly surprising.

 

'Classified ad price: £1,200.00'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[nomiST]

3 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Cheap floppytop TT in need of some loving.

I wasn't aware that Audi silver paint was considered a delicacy by our equine friends.  @Tadhg Tiogar are you able to enlighten us?

I worked with a lass who had spent a summer counting Dartmoor Ponies, on Dartmoor of all places.  The ponies had gnawed the paint from the bonnet of her Volvo V90 like very very big squirrels.

[busmansholiday]

1 hour ago, New POD said:

That's the evidence you need to know this it is worth 2/10th of an Aldi Chocolate santa, because it has the chocolateteapot CVT box.  Runafucking way.org 

53k is about 2/3rds of the usual mean time to failure, but advert mentions 2 lady owners, and IAM qualifications and a Merc main dealer, so i rest my case for the prosecution.  Please execute. 

 

 

Just love the last paragraph in the description,

"I am looking for a good home for her and have priced her at £1,500 accordingly. The MoT runs out on 21/11/2020. I need a car so I’ve sadly had to replace her."

I know a good home for it, there's plenty of local scrappies who'll give her £15 for it.

 

[willswitchengage]

Sometimes it can be difficult to understand why the US indigenous auto industry went into decline in the 80s.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-Chrysler-Lebaron-Mark-Cross-Edition-2-Door-Convertible/233753279095?hash=item366cc7fa77:g:d1UAAOSwi~dfcJ6t

How cool is this though?

 

 

 

[willswitchengage]

Forget COVID-19, 2020 is year of the Subaru XT on ebay. Here we also have a manual!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Subaru-XT-4WD-TURBO-1-8-v-rare-manual-2dr-FSH-61-000miles-rare-slip-diff/333783398151?hash=item4db70a7707:g:~zQAAOSwS15fqXMA

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Subaru-XT-4WD-TURBO/133571576006?hash=item1f197c80c6:g:Dj8AAOSwhXBfZzvw

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Movano-2-5-dti-Off-Grid-Camper-4-berth-unfinished-project/324373255205?hash=item4b86271425:g:oAQAAOSwxAFfrsEm