eBay tat volume 3.

19,120 · April 21, 2020

6 hours ago, The Vicar said:

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1221229

Surprisingly decent looking diesel PT Loser with loads of MOT for £850.

Look at those red carpets! The fake chrome! The colour coded dash! Is it wrong that I like this?

You like it because £850 and it looks like it's been really well cherished. That one could be the last standard survivor.

I drove one for 2 week in the states and can safely say it wasn't the best ever hire care I've had the pleasure of.

12,266 · April 21, 2020

2 hours ago, Austat said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk1-Vauxhall-Astra/264706570086?hash=item3da1bdb766:g:WC4AAOSwnu1enibP

My mother had a chevette in those green colours. I used to rag it everywhere. I wonder if they were a vauxhall option or just coincidence.

12,266 · April 21, 2020

8 hours ago, bramz7 said:

.https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/bargain-safrane-motd/1371277194

Genuinely, can anyone nearby go and get this for me and look after it until we are allowed to travel a bit further again?

Great write up on that one.

13,313 · April 21, 2020

2 hours ago, Austat said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk1-Vauxhall-Astra/264706570086?hash=item3da1bdb766:g:WC4AAOSwnu1enibP

Triple 4 - The ultimate serck number combination.

26,530 · April 21, 2020

On 4/21/2020 at 4:52 AM, Austat said:

What country uses those types of plates?

Republic of Ireland. 87 is the year (very late for a Cortina!); LS is the county; 640 is just a serial number. I wonder if it was a private import?

24,507 · April 21, 2020

1 minute ago, eddyramrod said:

Republic of Ireland. 87 is the year (very late for a Cortina!); LS is the county; 640 is just a serial number. I wonder if it was a private import?

I've never seen Irish plates like that before.

26,530 · April 21, 2020

They've only been using them a bit over 30 years...

34,118 · April 21, 2020

3 hours ago, Austat said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk1-Vauxhall-Astra/264706570086?hash=item3da1bdb766:g:WC4AAOSwnu1enibP

This totally belongs on here!

34,118 · April 21, 2020

This little sports sneaker deserves a place on someone's driveway too.

Sadly the seller hasn't yet realised that using capital letters actually makes things 100x harder to read and, therefore, 1000x less attractive.

But... in his defence... it's probably not his fault.

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Location: Lowestoft

Come on guys. Someone buy a fucking car!

3,196 · April 21, 2020

https://www.gumtree.com/p/jaguar/xj6-4.0-/1371211420

“was used in a film...” you say.
Looks like Aardman Animations have had a blind swing at creating a bonnet scoop using the Hall of Doom and a 2nd hand staple as reference.

47,186 · April 21, 2020

I think theyve put that scoop on back-to-front.

(I'd feel like a proper 'back to front' driving that anyway)

3,196 · April 21, 2020

https://www.gumtree.com/p/jaguar/jaguar-xj-3.2-xj6-/1371301771

April 21, 2020

Surely

5 minutes ago, Semi-C said:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/jaguar/jaguar-xj-3.2-xj6-/1371301771

Surely worth the asking price for the steering wheel cover alone.

15,032 · April 21, 2020

I think these look fabulous, but they only sold about 27.

It also should have been called the Astra GTS, but whatever a Cascada is, here it is.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Opel-Cascada-2-0CDTi-165ps-s-s-Elite-convertible-cabriolet/133349513558?hash=item1f0c401956:g:WAkAAOSweh9eR07U

47,186 · April 21, 2020

I just tried to count all the buttons on the dashboard of that Astra soft top,l but I lost count at 98345434812

2,570 · April 21, 2020

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfa-Romeo-GT-1-9JTDM-16v-BlackLine-VERY-LOW-RESERVE-BLACK-FULL-LEATHER/184260863057?hash=item2ae6cda451:g:oKMAAOSwemdej6Wo

Looks pretty nice, but the bit that got me. :

Alfa Romeo GT 1.9JTDM 16v BlackLine VERY LOW RESERVE BLACK FULL LEATHER

CAFE RACER LEATHER JACKET BRAND NEW FOR WINNING BIDDER

just what i've always wanted, a cafe racer jacket...erm ok.

2,570 · April 21, 2020

1 hour ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

I just tried to count all the buttons on the dashboard of that Astra soft top,l but I lost count at 98345434812

you want a real challenge? try count the airfresheners.

17,234 · April 21, 2020

I reckon that Insignia floppytop has to be the least desirable/most embarrassing car made in the last 30 years! What an absolute heap of shite. I guess that guarantees them being 110 per cent futureshite, and in another 30 years people on here will be frothing all over them, but hopefully we'll have used up all our crude oil supplies well in advance of that happening.

21,072 · April 21, 2020

This looks like a little Gem.

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1221226

21,072 · April 21, 2020

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Only one in the world i would guess.

Thank fook for that! Is this a converted cabriolet? He has kept the floppy bit of the roof by the look of it.

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1189434

2,830 · April 21, 2020

This looks like a bargain for any masochists on here; CityRover 'style' with the often lost 'learning' keyfob, which means you'll be able to keep your other fob working when you replace the battery! £250 in Stourport-on-Severn

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/638149150339006/

17,234 · April 21, 2020

This scruffy BX wagon looks alright for £700 or offers (haven't checked the MoT history, but it seems fairly pukka from the description). I wish I had £700. Or even £70. Quite like the mismatched trims on it, too.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/234792214266976/

5,296 · April 21, 2020

4 minutes ago, barrett said:

This scruffy BX wagon looks alright for £700 or offers (haven't checked the MoT history, but it seems fairly pukka from the description). I wish I had £700. Or even £70. Quite like the mismatched trims on it, too.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/234792214266976/

I had a look. A few corrosion advisories and some odds and ends. Nothing too bad though.

April 21, 2020

12 minutes ago, barrett said:

This scruffy BX wagon looks alright for £700 or offers (haven't checked the MoT history, but it seems fairly pukka from the description). I wish I had £700. Or even £70. Quite like the mismatched trims on it, too.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/234792214266976/

Must resist urge to buy a second BX that I cant collect due to the Chinese Flu......