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Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

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2 hours ago, egg said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1806419826154681/

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That looks clean. Seems that orangey colour was popular as, whenever a mk1 emerges, they always seem to be this colour. Unless it's the same car every time?

I'm not sure there's a market for an Auto s12 at £3500. Seems so odd when the vastly superior (but probably rotten) S13s use to be £700. That is 15 years ago now so who knows?

It's got those funny little Nissan headlight guards fitted. Ultimate shite would be the Scandinavian zone cars that came with pukka headlight wash/wipe systems.  

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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When a Delboy Robin Reliant* is just too common, why not have another TV replica from another over-rated comedy*? Currently £500, an a guarantee that you'll get to cop a feel of Emily Atack's funbags. Probably.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Cinquecento-Inbetweeners-Car/153819317613?hash=item23d058856d%3Ag%3AGQIAAOSwB7FeNyfi&LH_Auction=1

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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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And more, a potentially broken 'Gooner 2.2dci 150

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Intermittent Engine Management and Check Injection Lights On -> Offside Front and Offside Rear Windows Do Not Seem to Want to Go Down -> Black Smoke Emitted From Exhaust When Revved

First and third faults are probably related, and the other switches? Who knows? Because French? Currently £100
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-RENAULT-LAGUNA-2-2-dCi-150-INITIALE-DIESEL-LEATHER-SUNROOF-SAT-NAV/133324461237?hash=item1f0ac1d4b5:g:GtMAAOSwpbheLt4Q

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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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If you're really bored, then feel free to read the overly wordy ad.... Matey does seem to contradict himself a bit though....

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 I am told by various mechanics/AA technicians that it is a sought after engine by VW & Volvo enthusiasts that should go on forever provided you service it

 

have just spent £704 on the car with invoices dated 12/12/2019 to prove it at my local garage to cover:
- Oil filter change and new oil.
- Replacement tensioner, idler pulley, crank pulley, belt and new timing belt Cover.
currently it is a non-runner and will need to be towed away or picked up on a flat bed. The engine has ceased 

Well, spunking £700 on it was well worth it then....

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/volvo-v70-D-SE-2000-diesel-estate-manual/303466730061?hash=item46a806d24d%3Ag%3A~gwAAOSwMDpeHJUY&LH_Auction=1

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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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1 minute ago, Minimad5 said:

What do we think - Borked sensor / injector ?

My first thought is an injector, but I'm not going to stake any money on it. 

Hasn't someone on here got one,  I remember seeing a collection Fred not long ago.... @sdkrc?

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

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21 hours ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-Rare-Bristol-Brigand/133103072052

PHWOOOAAAARRRR. Anyone know what those headlights are off?

 

21 hours ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

Just googled it and found an authoritative-sounding bloke saying theyre off a Mk2 Scirocco

Authoritative-sounding bloke is a bluffer — them’s Tagora headlights on a Brigand.  
 

Integrated units on the Bristol/Gora, separate fogs on the mk2 Skizz.

Tadhg Tiogar Rank: Talbot Tagora

Tadhg Tiogar

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Tagora headlights probably the easiest parts to find.....for a Tagora. Because Bristol. 

egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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Proper old money that Bristol - if turning up in that while wearing a cravat doesn't get you the best table in Le Gavroche before heading to your club, there's no justice in the world.

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SiC Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

SiC

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1 hour ago, Minimad5 said:

God knows why, but this is rather appealing.

What do we think - Borked sensor / injector ?

It's fucked and a 2.2 DCI. Don't touch it!

Kind regards,

A Laguna Botherer

 

P.s. if you don't believe me on the full extent of 2.2dci awfulness, Google "Renault 2.2dci problems"

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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That Corsa advert is absolutely fantastic, top find.

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LTI-London-Taxi-Camper-Campervan-custom-rat-ratted/164071497973?hash=item26336c60f5:g:y4gAAOSwH8VePYAf

 

 

'The interior wasnt just 'converted', the idea was to really pimp it out inside so 1" thick shagpile carpet was fitted, all the plastic dirty grey panels inside were refurbished and refinished in black, the roof and quarter panels inside were all retrimmed in quilted Bentley style leather. Looks awesome!!' 
 
Sounds amazing, M8, let's have a butcher's then...
 
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I'd rather have a fucking STi, thanks.
vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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Look at the two and eight of that thing.  I don't care whether or not it goes south of the river, it needs to go in the river.

Aston Martin Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Aston Martin

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Passat VR-sex with seats made from a pensioners flannel.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-Passat-VR6-2-8-4-MOTION-190BHP/124059235384?_trkparms=aid%3D333200%26algo%3DCOMP.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20171012094517%26meid%3D1f4b328b557b4dc08cc36297c9cc4ee4%26pid%3D100008%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D202894430172%26itm%3D124059235384%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675&_trksid=p2047675.c100008.m2219

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skattrd Rank: Lancia Gamma

skattrd

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4 hours ago, outlaw118 said:

MoT Failed Ka from the shower of shit I bought THAT SPANISH BASTARD from. Expect it to be moar fucked than described. Currently £100.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-V-FORD-KA-1-3-2-3dr-ONLY-74415-MILES-MOT-FAILURE-SPARES-or-REPAIR/293453711460?hash=item4453344864:g:IycAAOSwwnNeIfKC

That just made me grin, I'd forgotten about your rants about "THAT SPANISH BASTARD"
Thanks for cheering me up Bob.

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