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Lacquer Peel Rank: Talbot Tagora

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Mad Max Interceptor XB Film Replica Ca

 

Is it fuck!

 

To transform the car into the Interceptor, we decided against the spray route to keep it reversible when we sold the car. Vinyl wrapping was an option but is actually quite tough to get a good finish unless you have experience, so we decided on using duct tape.

 

Yes duct tape will in no way cover the paint in irremovable sticky gunk.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-Ford-Sierra-Ghia-DOHC-2-0L-EFi-Mad-Max-Interceptor-XB-Film-Replica-Car-/190830369831?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c6e605c27

 

That looks ideal for driving 1000 miles on a charity banger rally with an AA van following.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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That looks ideal for driving 1000 miles on a charity banger rally with an AA van following.

 

Bloody hell lacquer peel your like a women as in you never forget anything and could cast it back up at any point.

Fair enough I suppose although I used sticky back plastic rather than gaffa tape.

garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

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As far as I can work out, the pre 1985 Porsche 944 has a nicer dashboard, cheaper mechanical parts and sometimes has these funky wheels. This one seems quite honest

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RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

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What to do if you have a 130 Coupe with a nasty case of tinworm, spend ££££££ on a Guy Croft engine........

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-130-Coup ... 43bb5cca68

 

See, it's shit like this:

my boys dreams of a Garage Gym forces sale

 

...that puts me off ever having children. I'd tell them to fuck right off.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This looks alright for the cash although you'll go blind/your brain will shut down trying to read the listing. I really need to get myself an SRi one day.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-SRi130-20SEH-114K-LAST-OWNER-22-YEARS-MOT-SEPT-2013-/271195626975?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f2484dddf

 

Fab but has horrific wheel trims/MEGA stupid claims about number plate.

 

As for this, though....

'BEST CAVALIER EVER MADE'

 

 

He's actually spot on.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Did some of those SRi's not come with daft trims on them as standard?

vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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I want that Mercedes truck with a caravan bolted on to it, the whole hideous contraption has it all.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Did some of those SRi's not come with daft trims on them as standard?

 

 

Later Cavaliers did, yes. They just look wrong on that one!

gallondrunk Rank: Austin Maxi

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This Kent engined 2 door looks class, if needing a bit of work.

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Shite photography skills, but a cheap Audi barge.

 

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Lacquer Peel Rank: Talbot Tagora

Lacquer Peel

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This looks alright for the cash although you'll go blind/your brain will shut down trying to read the listing. I really need to get myself an SRi one day.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-SRi130-20SEH-114K-LAST-OWNER-22-YEARS-MOT-SEPT-2013-/271195626975?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f2484dddf

 

Fab but has horrific wheel trims/MEGA stupid claims about number plate.

 

As for this, though....

'BEST CAVALIER EVER MADE'

 

 

He's actually spot on.

 

That's like being the 'fattest rapist', or the 'tallest dwarf'.

shedvan Rank: Austin Maxi

shedvan

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That is Brunelian rust man

CreepingJesus Rank: Renault 16

CreepingJesus

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You have to read the listing for this loony Corsa yourself, to make your mind up. I sat here and did the Fry 'I see what you did there' face, for about 5 minutes, before giving up.

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I know there's not much else to do in Crieff, but be passionate and gentle (I shit you not, it's in the listing) to a poor, abandoned Reliant Robin. The upside of all this rural lovin' is full MOT and tax, and a couple of slot mags as a bonus. Fackin' ace, mate.

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There's not much else to do in the arse end of Fife, either; so I could see myself getting the train up to Dundee to get gentle and passionate with this lovely teflon Astra. Bit pricey tho'...

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Looking wistfully out to the North Sea, this 1300 'Scort just needs a little love to get it back on the road. Apparently. Seller doesn't say what exactly; but given its' in Arbroath, that could be anything from removing the last of the fish, through grinding the welds between the B-pillars back properly, to waiting 'til the MPs shovel the pissed up Commandos into bed or out of the cells. Fucking Arbroath; it's a law unto itself.

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KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

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I don't think they heard you Gareth. That 924 is fapping tops, man!

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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One for Luxo:

Cheap, on LPG, and in Sheffield.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/330914673970

 

'93, too, so eligible for classic insurance. Duly added to watchlist.

 

 

Seriously tempted by one of these after show season

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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You ask a tramp if he can hear the engine, and if he says no, pay him 50p

Richard Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Richard

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Cheap, on LPG, and in Sheffield.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/330914673970

 

On petrol it passes the 50p test, showing how smooth it is.

 

What's the 50p test?

 

Rolls Royce engines were supposed to be so smooth that you could balance a 50p coin on them when they were running. 50p coins were thicker in those days though.

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