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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-Mini-Metro-6r4-replica-project/202414047936

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The fuck it is.

 

 

 

It won fuck all. In fact it was a fucking failure.

 

 

 

Sadly it fucking ended it as one, too.

 

 

 

You mean it was already fucked.

 

 

 

A tad less snow sniffing would go a long way.

 

 

 

It could do with being bridged.

make a nice project for someone.

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Check out this whole new level of bone-idleness. Not only can they not be arsed to leave the house, they can’t even muster up the the spirit to get off the sofa. If you do look closely the 206 is there, to be fair, it’s just above the pile of manky socks. Astonishing.

 

 

Presumably if you buy it they will want you to PayPal them the money so they can just throw the keys out of the window at you.

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They can clear their mouse-trap out whilst doing so, too......

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Yeah, but now it's in the UK, so it'll be ruined in the shortest possible time.

See it flat black including the chrome trim, slamt with stupid wheels and Mexican blankets on the seats at your next show.

Or some daft dolt will cut the roof off. Or start a pickup conversion.

Or just laquer it to 'preserve the patina' as we all know laquer kills rust.

 

The salty English winters will fuck up the underside within a few years.

 

Poor thing

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Trabant-601S/223113901883?hash=item33f29ff73b:g:IcUAAOSwn6dbVmSb

 

shock... horror.....

 

a correctly* engined trabant.

 

slow, smokey and the petrol tank on top of the engine..... now THATS german kwalitl......

 

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ok i guess that may be an oil tank, and not a petrol tank, given that this is a 2 stroke, but i want it soooo much.

 

cos i'm odd...

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Think I might get an XM soon, there's now two nice Turbo Autos on t'bay. 

 

 

Would mean slinging the 11 though....

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Think I might get an XM soon, there's now two nice Turbo Autos on t'bay. ....

..or hang on for a C6?

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Funnily enough I had a ride in a C6 today and was amazed by how germanic the engine sounded/it performed/the interior was. Not bad at all to be honest.

 

However I have one parts nightmare car already. Don't need two! (he says whilst thinking dirty thoughts about XMs)

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Funnily enough I had a ride in a C6 today and was amazed by how germanic the engine sounded/it performed/the interior was. Not bad at all to be honest.

 

However I have one parts nightmare car already. Don't need two! (he says whilst thinking dirty thoughts about XMs)

 

Have some more thoughts

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Now I do actually quite like this shape of Sonata, and I can see the point of a mid-spec one with the 2.0 CRDi engine.  This one, however, has full leather, chrome mirrors and a 3.3-litre 235bhp V6.  It's one of those "why?" cars.  £520 a year tax too.

 

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(I would actually still buy this if I had anywhere to put it.)

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