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Floatylight Rank: Renault 16

Floatylight

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FFS

 

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Gotta watch them thrush bearings

 

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hpi_matrix Rank: Citroen Ami

hpi_matrix

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Snap: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rare-Honda-Today-Kei-car-660cc-retro-cool-Jdm-import-Bike-engine-/312101472306?hash=item48aab28832%3Ag%3AedMAAOSwOGVawpSs&nma=true&si=GJlSPWhtwKUUZ1sjhN5Z2Oxr8IY%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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{ring ring}

 

bdb89004c7b97e8a62f90a4bc7d3f6be--classy

 

Good evening, Stupid & Co, how may one help?

 

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'Could you kindly furnish my motorised vehicle collection device with some murals of my choice, as per?

 

​What your minds eye has sicked, we can depict

 

 

'GR-8! Can I have Lucy from Homes Under The Hammer cleaning her ear with a 1970's kids bazooka?'

 

Hmm, seems quite tame for you, Henry, anything else?

 

'Yeah, yeah, you're right. Tell you what, adjacent to the asthmatic sounding ceiling tiles fusspot, can I have John Christie playing Abu Hamza in the smash 20004 film 'Honey I've Shrunk Your Bra Whilst Doing A Nazi Salute?

 

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Anything else, boss?

 

'Yes, please. I'd like DIY gobshite Nick Knowls looking on knowingly as Samantha Mumba's head tries to suck all the oil out of what looks like a Ford Capristang with a lorry wheel fitted on one side?'

 

 

​It'll be ready Thursday for you, sir.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-movano-recovery-truck/163035608328?hash=item25f5adf508:g:Z9oAAOSwH8ta72CW

 

 

'The cab has been airbrushed (gone in 60 seconds) by the best artisted in the country- Kev Bambra'

 

 

He doesn't say what country to be fair, so it's probably Umbwcko Knocko Island., population FUCKING NOBODY.

Aston Martin Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Aston Martin

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The worlds most expensive dealer, probably a front... or buy for only £25 an hour, no credit check!!!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-Vauxhall-Astra-Exclusive-16v-2-door-Convertible-/121557409641

 

Astra Convertible.

£4,000... yes, four thousand fucking pounds.

 

.....

 

 

2001 Kia Sportage

 

£3,500!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-Kia-Sportage-Sx-5-door-Four-Wheel-Drive-/121557409013

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