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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Do you reckon you could get away with a piece of paper written by your mum saying this is defo MOT, tax, tacho and HGV licence exempt as you drove it back to Chester at 3.00am?

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Foden-Classic-Lorry-1979-Rolls-Royce-Eagle-engine-12lt-starts-and-runs/263295240889?hash=item3d4d9e8ab9:g:7O4AAOSwwNlZ5Kbd

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Hello, TNT. Mark speaking, how may I help?

 

'Yeah, where's my parcel, you bastards? I only live 1/2 mile away, supposed to have been here three days ago'

 

Hang on sir, let me check......................................................................................Oh yes, it's out with our driver Reynolds, it'll should be with you in January

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/REYNOLDS-BOUGHTON-Mobile-Office-Camper-4x4-Motorhome-PX-Swap-Display-Unit-Cosby/232548737500?hash=item3624fc21dc:g:bEIAAOSwe51Z~EYc

 

For fifteen fucking grand I think I'd want a real office.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'RECOVERY/ FLATBED'

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/IVECO-DAILY-RECOVERY-FLATBED-TRUCK-3-5-TON-6-MONTHS-M-O-T/142563385692?hash=item213170a15c:g:fQcAAOSwkOJZ35Eh

 

 

FFS, look at the bleeding state of that. Hopelessly short bed, no beavertail and the floor is just a few lengths of sodding B&Q garden decking. £1,700!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Sat: No, honestly love, it's far better going on holiday by train.

 

Monday: You'll never guess what love, I won a Transit on camp site bingo last night!

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Transit-with-Aluminium-Tipper-Good-Banana-Engine-Spares-or-Repairs/152769892529?hash=item2391cb90b1:g:KVQAAOSwAC1Z-lS8

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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if the mileage is correct, bargain... and look at the color and that rally strip all around the rear!

 

If the mileage is correct, which it isn't, then there is a 2 too many.

oldcars Rank: Lancia Gamma

oldcars

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Where have all the good Mercs gone

And where are all the gods?

Where's the Rover streetwise to fight the rising odds?

Isn't there a white knight upon a cream steed?

Late at night I toss and I turn

And I dream of what I need

I need a hero 

I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night

He's gotta be strong

And he's gotta be fast

And its got to have at least 12 months test.................

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64A60 Rank: BL Wedge

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1964-Austin-A40-Basic-BARN-FIND-dry-stored-since-1967-29k-mls-ultimate-oily-rag/142562844004?hash=item2131685d64:g:Q-UAAOSwXaRZ-5OY

 

 

 

Bought by the last owner in 1965 in order to teach his wife to drive, the car still has the L plates attached from the last time it was driven, unfortunately in 1967 the gentlemans wife died and the heartbroken husband left the car stored in the garage never to be driven again.

 

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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WTAF?  What has been seen, cannot be unseen.

Fairly standard barryboys fare, that place desensitised me.

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