eBay tat volume 3.

24,447 · February 4, 2013

I hope I get my offer on the 305 accepted.

2,323 · February 4, 2013

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C362554

Nice to see another Celeste out there - some bollocks going on with the text though:

It was converted to run on unleaded at some point in 2008.

They ran on unleaded as standard....

It's a surprisingly powerful car, very fun to drive and certainly turns heads.

It would be described as powerful if you just traded up from a Mitsubishi Mirage 1250cc I agree - but I don't think 105PS is considered powerful by most folks today?

Mine certainly turned heads for sure.

131,571 · February 4, 2013

Bollocks.

I'm sure I saw this advertised for Ã‚Â£495 ono on a free advert site the other week. I was 30 minutes late as the buyer was on his way having just rung before me. I'd planned to 'do a Doctor' but as you can see I was beaten to it...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-CITROEN- ... 3a7e0ab4a7

12,955 · February 4, 2013

Whoever is selling that AX is no Doctor.

47,368 · February 4, 2013

Too right, I donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t think that guy is gonna be retiring to the costa del shitbox any time soon off the back of his successful car dealing career.

12,955 · February 4, 2013

Really annoying actually. That AX has the potential to look the absolute tits, but the seller is far too lazy. Sloppy too, that 2nd photo where the front is cut out of shot, unforgivable.

47,368 · February 4, 2013

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/428568423.htm?ca=2_s

Check out this awesome factory-alloy-wheeled Seat Malaga, 500Ã¢â€šÂ¬, looks super tidy and even has a Ã¢â‚¬Ëœquad headlampÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ front end, never seen that before. I would seriously SMASH this, if I manage to sell my Xsara I might make an attempt to waste the monies on it.

3,902 · February 4, 2013

HIGHLY MODIFIED

JUST 78K

JUST 85K

SMOOTHED DOORS AND BOOT
TINTED WINDOWS
CAT 1 TOAD ALARM SYSTEM
LOWERED
17 INCH ALLOYS
EXHAUST SYSTEM

SEEMS TO BE MECHANICALLY SOUND, NO MOT HENCE THIS BARGAIN PRICE - HOWEVER WE DONT SEE ANY REASON WHY IT WOULD NOT PASS A NEW ONE.

Classified ad price:Ã‚Â£450.00

Forgot the link - happy Ebaying!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-Vauxhall-Corsa-1-2i-16v-a-c-HIGHLY-MODIFIED-JUST-78K-/121060245588?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c2fc0c054

28,547 · February 4, 2013

^Aw shame, I was definitely* going to buy that Corsa with the tattoo, no door handles and a c*nt trumpet but you forgot to post the link.

How about a nice Bluebird Turbo instead:

Slightly lived in but tidy enough inside, year's MOT, RNM at Ã‚Â£300. Good luck finding some correct alloys.

3,902 · February 4, 2013

This is bloody brilliant:

Nice nerve settling opening shot:

i simply dont have the monmey now to finish the last few jobs

Few jobs left to do but just dont have time:
1.passenger door finish fillering then painting
2.handbrake and gear gaiter surround need filling and painting
3.passenger side brake pipe needs fitting and i have the copper pipe for that if you wish to do it.

I thought it was a lack of monmey?

All seems iffy, bearing in mind the chap has already splashed out on:

Fully bodykit , brand new alloys ,
full boot custom sub enclosure ,
bucket seats , new interior carpet ,
7'' dvd screen, new twin exhaust(welded)
,new front and back lights,
new radiator ,
new track rod ends,
new brake discs and pads but not yet had new brake pipe done on 1 side but once thats done it will have brakes
new bonnet lifters
custom engine dress up
front led blue lights - on a switch
custom door cards - only passnger 1 needs finishing ( i hjave paint left for that) - comes with car
carbon fibre roof
custom m3 mirrors
monster theme vinyls
ford focus rs green full respray
new windscreen wipers
new tax disc holder
back window wiper - de-wiped
xenon headlight conversion comes brand new in box - they just need installing
custom front and back number plates

....you'd think the outstanding work is of little issue.

i would like it to go to someone who is passionate about cars

Paging Jackie Stewart.

Im not a professtional at what i do but i have alot of experience doin cars up so dont be expecting a professtional finish.

Yes.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/modified-corsa-1-2-quick-sale-if-you-want-it-grab-it-/190793658619?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c6c3030fb

4.5k · February 4, 2013

Man, Monster energy drinks really have successfully marketed to the educationally subnormal. If I was a millionaire I'd buy cars like this, turn up with a mobile baler, cube it and leave it on his drive.

32,495 · February 4, 2013

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C362724

A lot of car for Ã‚Â£1995, the leather interior is sublime.

17,879 · February 4, 2013

Vinyl, shirley?

Generations of young children have lost the skin off the backs of their legs on hot days in old Fords

9,790 · February 4, 2013

Re: that Corsa...what is it about these spunkbubbles that makes them spend a fortune on bodykits & other assorted Halfords tat when the fucking thing doesn't even go?

I need a cheap wee supercinq to cheer me up.

32,495 · February 4, 2013

You sure it's vinyl? I would have expected the most luxurious Ford of the late 60's to have had leather? I could be wrong of course (I normally am).

17,879 · February 4, 2013

You sure it's vinyl? I would have expected the most luxurious Ford of the late 60's to have had leather? I could be wrong of course (I normally am).

Probably just some old bollox I heard somewhere, but I have a feeling vinyl was considered an upgrade in the heady days of the space race. If it is leather, that's a proper four-cow interior

88,064 · February 4, 2013

I think these look good all kitted out. 300 quid.

There is no rear window, for some reason it just poped but i have fitted a tempory plastic sheet to keep the water and rain out

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1998-black-irmscher-vauxhall-omega-30-v6/1008742666#gallery-item-full-3

3.6k · February 4, 2013

definately vinyl in the Zodiac

2k doesnt seem much for the old barge, but theres much better examples for sale for 2k, and 3k for a minty minter

32,495 · February 4, 2013

Well, you learn something new everyday then! Cheers A5.

32,495 · February 4, 2013

http://www.buysellcortina.co.uk/forums/ ... ntry479941

This looks stunning, It's up for Ã‚Â£2500 over on buysellcortina, but you need to log in to view it.

4,444 · February 4, 2013

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/428568423.htm?ca=2_s

Check out this awesome factory-alloy-wheeled Seat Malaga, 500Ã¢â€šÂ¬, looks super tidy and even has a Ã¢â‚¬Ëœquad headlampÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ front end, never seen that before. I would seriously SMASH this, if I manage to sell my Xsara I might make an attempt to waste the monies on it.

DO IT. That way you can sell it to me in six months once HMRC have finished financially raping and pillaging me.

5,332 · February 4, 2013

This is bloody brilliant:

Nice nerve settling opening shot:

i simply dont have the monmey now to finish the last few jobs

Few jobs left to do but just dont have time:
1.passenger door finish fillering then painting
2.handbrake and gear gaiter surround need filling and painting
3.passenger side brake pipe needs fitting and i have the copper pipe for that if you wish to do it.

I thought it was a lack of monmey?

All seems iffy, bearing in mind the chap has already splashed out on:

Fully bodykit , brand new alloys ,
full boot custom sub enclosure ,
bucket seats , new interior carpet ,
7'' dvd screen, new twin exhaust(welded)
,new front and back lights,
new radiator ,
new track rod ends,
new brake discs and pads but not yet had new brake pipe done on 1 side but once thats done it will have brakes
new bonnet lifters
custom engine dress up
front led blue lights - on a switch
custom door cards - only passnger 1 needs finishing ( i hjave paint left for that) - comes with car
carbon fibre roof
custom m3 mirrors
monster theme vinyls
ford focus rs green full respray
new windscreen wipers
new tax disc holder
back window wiper - de-wiped
xenon headlight conversion comes brand new in box - they just need installing
custom front and back number plates

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/modified-corsa-1-2-quick-sale-if-you-want-it-grab-it-/190793658619?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c6c3030fb

Hmmm...if he didn't spend so much ruining it then he would have the 'monmey' for wear and tear items, sorting it out for the MOT, etc. Where is Martin Lewis when you need him?

32,495 · February 4, 2013

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... 1008760928

10k from new for Ã‚Â£995.

32,495 · February 4, 2013

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-OPEL-MAN ... 337fb74e2a

This is Ã‚Â£1295 or best offer, it's a proper Billy bargain!

32,495 · February 4, 2013

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... tem-full-4

comes with good number plate KLN244V which worth few hundreds

131,571 · February 4, 2013

Whoever is selling that AX is no Doctor.

I know, but I planned to be!

47,368 · February 4, 2013

pictures are megashat, but heres a tax-exempt S1 xj6 4.2 manual O/D right near the bo11ox museum for 1200 quid

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/373124665.htm?ca=15_s

19,520 · February 4, 2013

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/221134922166

47,368 · February 4, 2013

check out this mega skinflint-spec 309GE!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PEUGEOT-309-G ... 0856669991

Brilliant!

44,564 · February 4, 2013

I'll see your shite 309 and raise you this. 1.1!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-PEUGEOT- ... 0969114422

EDIT - with thanks to whoever posted it on the FB group.

eBay tat volume 3.

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