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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Mark 2 VW Golf van with 1,050cc engine and 4 speed gearbox for that utterly miserable driving experience. :mrgreen:

I had a 1050cc Mk2 Golf once - it actually wasn't as miserable as you'd expect, at least around town, thanks to comically low gearing. It'd beat a 1.3 to 30. Ran out of puff at 80 though so wasn't a motorway car.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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105E estate?

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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Anyone else prefer the recessed lights of the povo spec Metros?

SambaS Rank: Renault 16

SambaS

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Yes and it's getting very difficult to resist the urge to buy one with all these Metros turning up on here!

 

Want, want, want, want, want, want, WANT!

 

Anyone else prefer the recessed lights of the povo spec Metros?
retrogeezer Rank: Renault 16

retrogeezer

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Anyone else prefer the recessed lights of the povo spec Metros?

 

Not so much BITD but I do like them now..

morris_ital_lover Rank: Citroen Ami

morris_ital_lover

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+1 on the lights.... No idea why but I do prefer the recessed lights. I'm becoming more and more tempted by an A-series metro... parts don't seem too scare, it has the simple A-series engine, cheap to buy, presumably relatively cheap to run and not too big. There's got to be a massive that I've missed other than becoming a metro owner. :wink:

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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That Mini's partial leather like my sister is partial Elle Macpherson.

 

Meanwhile, got a MIG welder and a few miles of wire for Christmas and wondering what to do with them? Look no further:

 

$T2eC16RHJGkE9no8hmY(BQ6(IFZ2Ew~~60_12.JPG

 

Now that's what I call patina.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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I fancy turning my Xsara into one of these, would be more useful i reckon.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-astr ... 1048401905

 

This one sounds like a good bet:

 

few minor problems:

heater has stopped working this week likely to be thermostat.

hose which connects coolant to radiator split (possibly frozen)

there is no coolant in it as i do not have time to sort it out

 

Yeah right! best budget for a new engine I think :roll:

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Earn $$$ by investing 1500 quid in this (+probably another 10 grand getting it through it's MOT) then driving it around your local town centre stuffed full of chesty potato shaped women hanging out the roof drinking blue WKD.

 

I'm in

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/limousine-lincoln-towncar-120-american-stretch-limo/1006928884

 

At 450 quid you could surely scoot about in this until the MOT gave way then ship it off to uzcheqistania?

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/mercedes-s-class/1006931279

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

Currently declared SORN although possibly only needs 1st and reverse gear selector, a new starter motor and a new battery to get this cheap little runabout back on the road

 

£350

 

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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

Low mileage and one of the first of the bugly ones, £595.

 

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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

Basic model but 1.9 Diesel with 23000 miles £699.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

No photo but J reg Cavalier 1.3 Auto, 19000 miles, damaged drivers door but 12 mouth mot, 3 months tax £300.

 

media?id=82332109

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

Decent mileage, new mot and only £390.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Hello, Wankshaft and McTwatty Customs, how can I help?

 

Yes, I'd like a picture of Paul Whitehouse with a balloon up his jumper

 

Easily done

 

wearing brown mittens.

 

That's no problem

 

But I want him to look like he's gone massive big fat leg

 

'yes, sir, that's fine, we can do that'

 

Holding a gun

 

'yeah, yeah'

 

With population paste leaking from his trousers?

 

'FFS, YES! We CAN do that!'

 

$T2eC16NHJGoE9nuQeSkFBQ8cstjek!~~60_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/origial-80s-c ... 4d08a375c8

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

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It's had a respray since I last saw it...

 

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-CORTINA- ... 0833678002

 

THIS CAR HAS BEEN OFF THE ROAD SINCE 1977

 

I HAVE NOT HAD THE TIME TO BEGIN ANY WORK ON IT

 

CONSIDERING THE AGE OF THIS VEHICLE, THE BODY AND UNDERSIDE ARE CONSIDERABLY GOOD, THERE ARE A FEW AREAS THAT WILL REQUIRE WELDING, O/S OUT RIGGER, SMALL 2-3" HOLE IN BOOT FLOOR, BOTTOMS OF ALL DOORS WILL REQUIRE ATTENTION, BUT NOTHING MAJOR

 

OK YAH - I have never even seen this car, but can tell that it is as rusty as a fishermans bucket just off the fuggin tiny photos, I bet those wheelarches are 'solid' Isopon.

morris_ital_lover Rank: Citroen Ami

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That needs preserving as is, just to act as a beautiful reminder of seventies modifying in all its wanky glory.

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