eBay tat volume 3.

[garethj]

Nice to see one of these not messed with

 

FAIL

 

[CortinaDave]

Any one want to save this from the banger guys

 

 

 

 

Am I missing something? Wheres the link?

 

Sorry my bad

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-FORD-GRA ... 337e384715

 

What a complete and total plonker. 32k, a ghia X and shell in "unreal" condition, yet he chops it up to send round the oval... I bet that would have fetched a tidy sum on ebay before he got his hands on it. I'm kinda tempted, but I dunno how much work would be involved in trying to sort out the wiring he's hacked up.

[Skizzer]

 

Somebody please buy this scabby Ford Thames van so we can put this picture in next year's calendar.

[Spiny Norman]

Pisshat wagon.

 

[Spiny Norman]

OOOOSH!!

 

[Spiny Norman]

Low expectations Merc camper van.

 

 

LOOKS QUITE GOOD IN THE PICS BUT IT REALLY IS HATEFUL, IT MAKES MOST PEOPLE WANT TO BE SICK JUST LOOKING AT IT!

[splatthefat]

Not seen one of these for a while, and I'm sure I've never seen one in Beige.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LANCIA-BETA-SPIDER-CONVERTIBLE-2000-1977-R-/281033493046?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item416ee6ca36

 

Pugshit 205 Gentry in JRB with levver innit seats

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-PEUGEOT-205-GENTRY-AUTO-VERY-RARE-BARN-FIND-GTi-RALLYE-GOODWOOD-/160932000874?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item25784b746a

 

Beige Concertina 1.3L with lovely blurry action shots

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-cortina-1300L-4-door-mk-5-cortina-classic-barn-find-tax-and-mot-aug-2013-/321026753933?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4abeaf858d

 

CJ

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-DATSUN-2 ... 2c6a80e221

 

Ditch the shity alloys and this would look fantastic!.

[messerschmitt owner]

I'd buy that. Lovely Datsun.

[FredTransit]

Low expectations Merc camper van.

 

 

LOOKS QUITE GOOD IN THE PICS BUT IT REALLY IS HATEFUL, IT MAKES MOST PEOPLE WANT TO BE SICK JUST LOOKING AT IT!

 

OOOO autoshite film facilities!! Getting some error message when I try to see the details. I take it its got no test?

[Lankytim]

PAGING CAVETTE.

 

Your fave garage is now up for sale!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Car-Sales-sho ... 1c2e26e85d

 

A shiters very wet dream? I'd freakin LOVE this place, I'd just spend all day fapping over everything there.

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-FIAT-UNO ... 2c6a810678

 

This looks super spanking clean, only 11000 miles from new too.

[Cavcraft]

PAGING CAVETTE.

 

Your fave garage is now up for sale!

 

 

A shiters very wet dream? I'd freakin LOVE this place, I'd just spend all day fapping over everything there.

 

 

I'd love to buy that, Tim. Been for sale for a while now, but being on a very busy road and opposite the car auctions I'm amazed no-one has snapped it up yet. Even better still it's not that far from Furber's scrap and salvage yards.

[Cavcraft]

Spot the scam competition.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1964-MERCEDES ... 1e75211f82

 

Description: '1964 MERCEDES 230SL W113'

 

Price: £2,800.

 

Feedback rating: 0.

 

Not at all dodgy

[Cavcraft]

WOULD

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/silver-1994-c ... 2ec4225503

[Cavcraft]

Also would

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-RENAULT- ... 19d73d5ad3

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FIRE-CAR-MG-Z ... 4d0792db42

 

'WAS IN SERVICE UNITL OCTOBER THIS YEAR AT A NURSING HOME PUTTING OUT ELECTRIC BLANKET FIRES WITH PISS AND BISCUITS. CAN ALSO STEAM CLEAN SMALL RUGS, FLANNELS AND APPLE CATCHERS.'

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-SIERRA-G ... 0859017076

 

How awesome is this? £2000 and LHD like but still nice.

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-2-8-Ford ... 3ccd011bd6

 

'I honestly don't know where to begin with this car'

 

I honestly wish you hadn't begun with this car. 0/several thousand for effort, what a heap of shit.

[Cavcraft]

ANAL PROBE

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Customised-Fo ... 20cde8b86b

 

'the sideskirts are blended in and look part of the original body work'

 

Face. Palm.

[phil_lihp]

Unusual bumpers on this one I think, unusual colour too and cheap as chips:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-80-Sport-/251191342273?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a7c2bb4c1

 

 

I guess at that price it's bring-your-own-battery too judging by the pictures.

[phil_lihp]

The seventies called, they want their yellow velour back

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-OPEL-REKORD-BERLINA-HL-CD-BROWN-/140893198864?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20cde39a10

 

Lose those wheels, stick an ELO cassette in the tape deck and pretend it's 1978 again.

[HillmanImp]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-SIERRA-GT-3-DOOR-1992-LHD-2-O-TWIN-CAM-RARE-CAR-SIERRA-COUPE-/200859017076

 

How awesome is this? £2000 and LHD like but still nice.

 

What other Sierra's had those windows at the back? Just this? Don't recall noticing those B4?

[dollywobbler]

3-door facelift Sierra was only seen on the Continent. Looks very odd, but also awesome.

[M'coli]

The base model 3-doors and the Cosworth, !!RC.

[Pillock]

It's also a hatch with a Saff grille, isn't it?

Not seen one of those this side of A_ROSS's garden ornament collection!

[cobblers]

It's also a hatch with a Saff grille, isn't it?

Not seen one of those this side of A_ROSS's garden ornament collection!

 

Cleft hookers had different grille arrangements IIRC

[Pete-M]

 

€3500 gets you this rather spectacularly mint one. Also LHD.... and in Germany. Lot of money but it does seem to be rather a nice example.

[michael t]

I remember seeing these everywhere in Liverpool, not so much now though http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-VAUXHALL ... 1c2e210e7e

 

[michael t]

Be brave and buy this, its currently at £225.00 with 10 bids http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Morris ... 1c2e04be85

 

In October 2005 I broke down whilst driving along the motorway and it was recovered. The recovery driver said that he thought that it was the head gasket that had gone but I have never had a mechanic look at the vehicle to determine exactly what is wrong with it.