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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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That Cort looks nice but reserve not met at £3k? He does know how to spin a yarn does the Doc, bless 'im.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I recon the doctor was in psyc ops in the army and he's using skills gained torturing insurgents with Barney the dinosaur music in Afghanistan to make his adverts so baffling and long winded that by the end of it you just want to buy the car so it's all over. Nice car though although I preferred the Red on he had a while back.

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Well he's either a liar, or that's not a bad find.... one owner with letters to prove that it was a cared for car.

Not saying that makes it worth three large, like, but it's going to be better than buying something off gumtree from someone who doesn't know his own name, let alone the birthday of the guy in the dealership who sold him the car. Quite a nice story about the trip to pick it up and there must be an element of truth given that these things were already quite rare by late 1982.

FredTransit Rank: Lancia Gamma

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bless him the doc's surpassed himself this time. On my phone the description was 69 pages long!! :shock: I gave up at page 25...........

Good luck to him though. He knows how to present a car. How much would it get to with one pic and the words 'Stunning one owner car'? Two grand on a good day?

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I presume this guy's got no hands and has been forced to take the pictures with his feet or by holding it in his mouth and trying to press the button with his nose as not one of them has got the car in it.

 

Anyway , be like ballwox with this v6 Mondeo Ghia-x with just 56k on it.

 

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/low-milege-ford-mondeo-ghia-x/1003889060#gallery-item-full-7

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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bless him the doc's surpassed himself this time. On my phone the description was 69 pages long!! :shock: I gave up at page 25...........

Good luck to him though. He knows how to present a car. How much would it get to with one pic and the words 'Stunning one owner car'? Two grand on a good day?

 

You mean like

 

"seling nice continer on behalv of a freind who doesnt have a cumpootor or fone or gas or electrity or an indoor toilet he brought it of ebay lass week but has to many car's and lost his stowage theirs no rot in the cills and interia is good no tyrekickers deposit by paypal rest in cash cars advertised elswere so have the rite to remove it any time"

 

this being accompanied by three out of focus pictures made in thick fog with a fookin shaver or some other bloody shiny thing from China than can make photos nowadays, none of which showing the complete car, but the carpets covered in rubbish and a cylinder head and two old tyres on the back seat?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/gokart-come-b ... 416eb79d16

 

'these were actualy made as corprit toys'

 

 

Well unless 'corprit' are some sort of company that specialise in coating your bollocks in diesel before ripping your cock off I wouldn't recommend riding this pile of toss without the plyboard 'seat'.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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I remember seeing that advert last week now I've seen it again, that's not a bad profit from a few hours work is it.

sporty-shite Rank: Renault 16

sporty-shite

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CALLING N_BICKLE

 

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Manbearpig Rank: Austin Maxi

Manbearpig

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Well he's either a liar, or that's not a bad find.... one owner with letters to prove that it was a cared for car.

 

How does he make the carving out of an aftermarket sunroof sound like the culmination of a lifelong ambition? He's a genius.

R9UKE Rank: Citroen Ami

R9UKE

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V6 Laguna in Northern Ireland. I wonder who'll end up buying it?

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... 1003920487

 

:lol::lol:

 

Already owned it and sold it 3 months ago! Whoever buys it will be that cars 13th owner. I don't see why though, it wasn't all that bad of a car, usual Laguna issues. Here's how well it scrubbed up the day I got it home, I only sold it because my V6 Dynamique is a far better car.

 

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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That Estafette 6-wheeler is awesome. I bet it's lively* with a fugging great van on the back and a 1289cc engine.

 

Not sure I'd see it at two and a half bags though, mind.

nigel bickle Rank: Renault 16

nigel bickle

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Talked extensivbely to the French owner of the Estafette 'depanneuse' when it was on Leboncoin.

 

Unhelpfull. unfriendly & very light on 'detail'. Even though I was passing close by a few days later he treated me like a total tosser. So-I didnt look.

 

Frankly though- I dont fancy that. At all

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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Gumtree VR6 Vento, it cropped up when I was hunting for diesel Citroens.

"Only42 left on .."notmanyleft.co.uk" "

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