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burraston2006 Rank: Citroen Ami

burraston2006

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^ Its not banana yellow and it's not an estate-- I'm out!!

panhard65 Rank: Renault 16

panhard65

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Thats the guy who bought my 2 Domaines. I doubt very much if it is a factory fit tow bar in the boot. Shame he hasn't done a better picture of it. Probably just something knocked up by a local blacksmith when it was back home in France

SOUL Rank: Austin Maxi

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The last MOT required just a track rod end and two bulbs.

 

However....

 

  • offside front Headlamp not working on main beam (1.7.5a)
    nearside front Headlamp aim beam image obviously incorrect (1.8.A.1b)
    front Windscreen washer provides insufficient washer liquid (8.2.3)
    nearside Track rod end ball joint dust cover excessively deteriorated so that it no longer prevents the ingress of dirt (2.2.C.1c)
  • Advisory notice item(s)

    nearside Track rod end ball joint has slight play (2.2.B.1f)
    offside rear Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1)
     
    Got to love Vehicle MOT History online now:-))
Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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The residents of that street must be getting ready to throw one epic party. Imagine having to look out the window at that heap for 13 years. Gets bingo points for including the phrases "real head turner" and "just needs finishing" but loses them for not stating "no MOT but will go straight through"

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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Strange use of capitals in this listing. In fact, a lot of strangeness throughout.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-PEUGEOT-205-XR-100-BARN-FIND-26K-MILES-/322135689414

 

I have not Changed any Filters, Oils or Plugs etc, They are All Original

Is that a good thing?

 

It Still Has the Original Pieces of Straw, Dust and Cobwebs in

So that's factory-fitted straw, dust and cobwebs?

 

The Oil is Very Clear and Has no Leaks or Rust due to Its Preservation

Thank goodness. Nothing worse than rusty oil.

 

a Haybale had Fallen Onto The Bonner and Caused a Crease

I bet that would sting a bit.

 

I Even Found an Original Castrol Arse wipe in The Glove Compartment

I might have edited that one a bit

 

Includes photo of crinkled Bonner...

 

$_12.JPG

 

...and 'Original' Castrol Arse Wipe...

 

$_12.JPG

 

What a load of old tosh.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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To be fair to the Frégate seller, he does have some proper interesting chod there.  If I win the lottery this weekend I'll be hitting the BIN button on pretty much all of his listings.

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RayMK Rank: Renault 16

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Strange use of capitals in this listing. In fact, a lot of strangeness throughout.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-PEUGEOT-205-XR-100-BARN-FIND-26K-MILES-/322135689414

 

Is that a good thing?

 

So that's factory-fitted straw, dust and cobwebs?

 

Thank goodness. Nothing worse than rusty oil.

 

I bet that would sting a bit.

 

I might have edited that one a bit

 

Includes photo of crinkled Bonner...

 

 

 

...and 'Original' Castrol Arse Wipe...

 

 

 

What a load of old tosh.

 

He is probably expecting at least £2K for it, a bit like the few other nice but unsold 205s (non GTs) for sale by optimists. One redeeming feature is that he spelt 'concours' correctly, albeit with a capital.

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