BorniteIdentity Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-Austin-Metro-1-0-3-door-Outstanding-condition-with-full-MOT-/131836679880?hash=item1eb21416c8:g:8-EAAOSwmtJXUYeX no words needed, other than OOOOPPHHHFFFFFF!! When one of these puppies comes up in 'Applejackâ„¢' - I'mma fight you all. Bare fisted. RobT, MarvinsMom and trigger 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Make your Peugeot game strong with this 400 quid 607 https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/peugeot-607-2.0-petrol-2003-53-plate-/1172322764 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 dried out GTi https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/rare-205-gti-/1172304851 Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/2004-rover-75-diesel-bmw-engine-alloys-electric-windows-december-mot./1172266241 oldcars, Lacquer Peel and anonymous user 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-Convertible-Project-Not-RS-Xr3i-Cosworth-Turbo-/252410389715 Jesus what a toilet!!!! It does have a towbar though. AMC Rebel, Fabergé Greggs, 11001010 and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLVO-850-T5R-AUTO-VERY-RARE-ONLY-500-IN-EMERALD-GREEN-OUT-OF-5500-MADE-IN-1995-/142013599008 VERY RARE ONLY 500 IN EMERALD GREEN OUT OF 5500 MADE IN 1995 BIG WOW Lacquer Peel, AMC Rebel and Banger Kenny 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burraston2006 Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 ^ Its not banana yellow and it's not an estate-- I'm out!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1954-RENAULT-FREGATE-RARE-CAR-WITH-A-FACTORY-OPTION-I-HAVE-NEVER-SEEN-BEFORE-/122004893936 Time for a game of 'Blankety Blank' IN ALL MY YEARS OF COLLECTING / SELLING OLD CARS I HAVE NEVER SEEN A FACTORY EXTRA LIKE THIS ONE HAS !! IT HAS A FACTORY FITTED BLANK Over to you shiters Lacquer Peel, Junkman, mouseflakes and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 BRM. Brrrrrrm. Brrrrrrrmmmmmbrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmm... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-brm/191885282019 oldcars and wuvvum 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panhard65 Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1954-RENAULT-FREGATE-RARE-CAR-WITH-A-FACTORY-OPTION-I-HAVE-NEVER-SEEN-BEFORE-/122004893936 Time for a game of 'Blankety Blank' Over to you shitersThats the guy who bought my 2 Domaines. I doubt very much if it is a factory fit tow bar in the boot. Shame he hasn't done a better picture of it. Probably just something knocked up by a local blacksmith when it was back home in France Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skizzer Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1954-RENAULT-FREGATE-RARE-CAR-WITH-A-FACTORY-OPTION-I-HAVE-NEVER-SEEN-BEFORE-/122004893936 Time for a game of 'Blankety Blank' Over to you shitersBidet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Horse meat dispenser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOUL Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-Austin-Metro-1-0-3-door-Outstanding-condition-with-full-MOT-/131836679880?hash=item1eb21416c8:g:8-EAAOSwmtJXUYeX no words needed, other than OOOOPPHHHFFFFFF!! The last MOT required just a track rod end and two bulbs. However.... offside front Headlamp not working on main beam (1.7.5a)nearside front Headlamp aim beam image obviously incorrect (1.8.A.1b)front Windscreen washer provides insufficient washer liquid (8.2.3)nearside Track rod end ball joint dust cover excessively deteriorated so that it no longer prevents the ingress of dirt (2.2.C.1c)Advisory notice item(s)nearside Track rod end ball joint has slight play (2.2.B.1f)offside rear Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1) Got to love Vehicle MOT History online now:-)) oldcars 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative Creep Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-Convertible-Project-Not-RS-Xr3i-Cosworth-Turbo-/252410389715 Jesus what a toilet!!!! It does have a towbar though. The residents of that street must be getting ready to throw one epic party. Imagine having to look out the window at that heap for 13 years. Gets bingo points for including the phrases "real head turner" and "just needs finishing" but loses them for not stating "no MOT but will go straight through" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMC Rebel Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1954-RENAULT-FREGATE-RARE-CAR-WITH-A-FACTORY-OPTION-I-HAVE-NEVER-SEEN-BEFORE-/122004893936 Time for a game of 'Blankety Blank' Over to you shitersI cheated and read the ad but judging by the state of the interior I'd say pissoir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouseflakes Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Strange use of capitals in this listing. In fact, a lot of strangeness throughout. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-PEUGEOT-205-XR-100-BARN-FIND-26K-MILES-/322135689414 I have not Changed any Filters, Oils or Plugs etc, They are All OriginalIs that a good thing? It Still Has the Original Pieces of Straw, Dust and Cobwebs inSo that's factory-fitted straw, dust and cobwebs? The Oil is Very Clear and Has no Leaks or Rust due to Its PreservationThank goodness. Nothing worse than rusty oil. a Haybale had Fallen Onto The Bonner and Caused a CreaseI bet that would sting a bit. I Even Found an Original Castrol Arse wipe in The Glove CompartmentI might have edited that one a bit Includes photo of crinkled Bonner... ...and 'Original' Castrol Arse Wipe... What a load of old tosh. Lacquer Peel, RayMK, garethj and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouseflakes Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1954-RENAULT-FREGATE-RARE-CAR-WITH-A-FACTORY-OPTION-I-HAVE-NEVER-SEEN-BEFORE-/122004893936 Time for a game of 'Blankety Blank' IN ALL MY YEARS OF COLLECTING / SELLING OLD CARS I HAVE NEVER SEEN A FACTORY EXTRA LIKE THIS ONE HAS !! IT HAS A FACTORY FITTED BLANK Over to you shiters Cobweb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 To be fair to the Frégate seller, he does have some proper interesting chod there. If I win the lottery this weekend I'll be hitting the BIN button on pretty much all of his listings. mouseflakes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayMK Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Strange use of capitals in this listing. In fact, a lot of strangeness throughout. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-PEUGEOT-205-XR-100-BARN-FIND-26K-MILES-/322135689414 Is that a good thing? So that's factory-fitted straw, dust and cobwebs? Thank goodness. Nothing worse than rusty oil. I bet that would sting a bit. I might have edited that one a bit Includes photo of crinkled Bonner... ...and 'Original' Castrol Arse Wipe... What a load of old tosh. He is probably expecting at least £2K for it, a bit like the few other nice but unsold 205s (non GTs) for sale by optimists. One redeeming feature is that he spelt 'concours' correctly, albeit with a capital. mouseflakes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiltox Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Make your Peugeot game strong with this 400 quid 607 https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/peugeot-607-2.0-petrol-2003-53-plate-/1172322764Seems like value, don't see many about Are they as much of an electrical clusterfuck as a 407? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Four wheel drive Sierra estate in a variety of shades of red. New POD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Look at this 8V92-powered bad boy. Would. mouseflakes and rml2345 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nacho man Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Green on green, nice. Nicer http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-MERCEDES-W124-E250-D-GREEN-DIESEL-P-X-DELIVERY-AVAILABLE-LEATHER-/152097641473?hash=item2369b9d401:g:L9wAAOSwQjZXP05a 11001010, Conrad D. Conelrad, mouseflakes and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nacho man Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 These are worthless at the moment, which is gr8. TD XUD £290 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-306-1-9-sr-1995MY-XLDT-March-2017-mot-/182157061228?hash=item2a69682c6c:g:irkAAOSwMNxXUJTM mouseflakes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nacho man Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Pretend to be Carlos Sainz whilst dropping granny off at her break dancing class. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-CELICA-GT4-GTFOUR-JAP-IMPORT-/162066329702?hash=item25bbe7f066:g:jewAAOSw3mpXMeB3 face and Banger Kenny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11001010 Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Has this been on yet? outlaw118 and Banger Kenny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nacho man Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Become top dog in the cavalier world, with a diplomat. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-DIPLOMAT-CLASSIC-/182155176070?hash=item2a694b6886:g:ugQAAOSwVyRXTqGl Banger Kenny and Rusty_Rocket 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 15,000 mile SD1 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-SD1-2600S-15-000-miles-/272263349878?hash=item3f64290676:g:BCgAAOSwMNxXUgNZ Banger Kenny and oldcars 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nacho man Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 I would very much like to take you out for dinner. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-Peugeot-106-xsi-S1-rallye-GTI-VTS-retro-rare-classic-/322136422339?hash=item4b00d3b7c3:g:tu0AAOSwtJZXUmna mouseflakes, face and phil_lihp 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nacho man Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Yellow sexy coupe, with some saab engineness. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-calibea-se2-16-valve-SAAB-TURBO-/262459605476?hash=item3d1bcfc1e4:g:4-UAAOSwtJZXUcjC cort16 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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