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That's the 2nd time this week a white 106 van has crept into a picture.... must be a sign to buy them all up..............!

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I think the jist of this is:

 

He owns a shitty camper and wants a top quality repair for £700

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Restoring-Vw- ... 2a259e01a1

 

Thats awesome, he wants his Camper van primed, painted and lacquered inside and out, plus the bumpers repaired and painted, PLUS sort out the wiring that he's buggered up, for 700 quid! I can just imagine what that would be like, he'll be ringing up every fucking day and coming round your unit checking up and picking holes in every bloody thing.

 

and you can guarantee he wouldn't pay on that basis!

When I used to be in the trade 10 years ago that Glamper Wagoon would have eaten £200 of materials easy peasy.

Production paper, panel wipes, thinners, filler, knifing putty, hardener, masking tape, masking paper, compound, mops, oh and paint and clear which is crazy money these days and you'll need a lot!

Think it'll be a get what you pay for job. ie he'll get complete shit.

Did send him a missive mind, asking if he could give me the number of whoever can do that lot for £700 as I got a couple of grands worth of work for them ha ha

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mmmm, S-Coupe

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Hyundai Scoop is very nice, especially in that oh so mid nineties shade of aqua marine. 8)

 

The number plate is like the Jensen Healey Jeremy Clarkson drove in Top Gear a few seasons back. Rearrange the letters to spell out a norty word.

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One of my mates had a Scoupe Turbo, years ago. For about 3 hours. He ended up in someone's garden, having gone clean through the wall. He bought another one, an N/A, and stuffed it under the arse end of a Range Rover. His father then bought him an Orion 1.6D....

Posted
I think the jist of this is:

 

He owns a shitty camper and wants a top quality repair for £700

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Restoring-Vw- ... 2a259e01a1

 

Thats awesome, he wants his Camper van primed, painted and lacquered inside and out, plus the bumpers repaired and painted, PLUS sort out the wiring that he's buggered up, for 700 quid! I can just imagine what that would be like, he'll be ringing up every fucking day and coming round your unit checking up and picking holes in every bloody thing.

 

and you can guarantee he wouldn't pay on that basis!

When I used to be in the trade 10 years ago that Glamper Wagoon would have eaten £200 of materials easy peasy.

Production paper, panel wipes, thinners, filler, knifing putty, hardener, masking tape, masking paper, compound, mops, oh and paint and clear which is crazy money these days and you'll need a lot!

Think it'll be a get what you pay for job. ie he'll get complete shit.

Did send him a missive mind, asking if he could give me the number of whoever can do that lot for £700 as I got a couple of grands worth of work for them ha ha

 

Got a bay in my workshop that needs similar plus a few bits more, I quoted £4500 on the job

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Citroen BX14 (base model) Last one in UK ?
Starting bid:£9,999.00
Standing since 1994.
I may need to amend my starting price

Twit

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Buy this and be a WINNAR

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It's orange, ugly, and fucked. What more do you want? Currently £454.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1967-goggomob ... 27cccd79b4

And a large bill with uwe staufenburg gets you all the bits needed. I'd ride in it. But then again buying one would make it my third goggomobil.

 

The 400cc one is the one to go for if you're a speed freak.

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I may need to amend my starting price

Twit

 

:lol: What an insane starting price. Would have expected it for an SM but not a BX. There was even a rough looking DS on eBay a few months ago for £2,995.

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Just noticed this is a pearoast from the 'bargains' thread. Soz. To be honest, I wonder if the high price is ill-judged stunt to attract offers.

 

Current offer £110
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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-IVECO-RE ... 4abe2b5950

 

'This truck starred in my new film 'Ferrous Bailer's Gay Moth' about a scrap man who took a day off from stealing cars and lying about MOT exemption to take his pet moth to the vet. Derek had spotted another male moth showing off flitting round and got so excited he burnt his knob on the lightbulb, resulting in him fainting and Arthur having to give him the kiss of life. They both went to the HIAB (High Intensity Animal Burns) unit at the local vets and have been inseperable ever since. The film highlights their life together, how they sleep in a high vis jacket at race meetings and the sad demise of Derek as he ate what he thought was a mint imperial. It's a stirring, emotional film about young love, lying bastards and stolen Granadas. Available at all good Betamax stores and quite a few shit ones too.

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Be like Bollox for £495:

 

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220s are frikkin' ace!

£495 dealer asking price reflects just how deeply unfashionable these things are, I reckon this one's VALU with full test and only 83k.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/190751026137

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