jayroller Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-ALFA-ROM ... 1012965612 late-model 164 twinspark with LPG, did not get a single bid at £295!!!!! Anyone who did not bid on this (includes myself) has literally FAILED irreperably. Now relisted with a £250 start! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruJoe Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 every day's a school day.Those wheels would more at home on a Ford badged 323 clone 'backie' from South Africa, circa 1988. Or summert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael1703 Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 Ive got one of these which is also a "workobus" but this is slighly better condition than mine http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1963-FORD-THA ... 1c2cef943c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C344517 Now this looks like a bargain, decent mileage, long mot and tax all for only £350 ono, get it before the drift twats get it., also check the interior, flat cap, AA map and orthopedic seat cover FTW. This is lovely. I'm really feeling the need for a 360 right now, but am in no financial or storage position to buy it. A cracking price though I suspect it will end up battering the Armco at the nearest local TrampDrift event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luxobarges_Are_Us Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 [Now relisted with a £250 start! It's already got a bid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Good news dear I've bought us a campervan. Why are you packing your bags? http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=FSW&action=display&thread=139612 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lankytim Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 That Alfa is calling me.. It was in my watch list before but I missed it! 180k on an LPG Italian car- what could possibly go wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 That starcraft thing is beyond belief, if I had one of those and wanted to paint it pink I would make myself sign a contract beforehand saying ‘I UNDERSTAND THAT PAINTING THIS VEHICLE PINK WILL MAKE IT (EVEN MORE OF) A FUGGIN LAUGHING STOCK AND TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SELL AT ANY COST. THEREFORE I PAINT IT IN THE KNOWLEDGE THAT I WILL NOT BE OFFERING IT FOR SALE IN THE NEXT 10 YEARS’ Obv this guy has not performed this vital step - he is going to end up taking one for the team thanks to that paint job. Verdict: HALFWIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Thames-Anglia-Van-Ex-Forrestry-Project-Spares-/121009152126?_trksid=p2045573.m2102&_trkparms=aid%3D555003%26algo%3DPW.CAT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D33%26meid%3D3269502619446001175%26pid%3D100034%26prg%3D1031%26rk%3D1%26 strut tops are also good and never welded GR8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 NOT MARTY MCFLY TIME TRAVEL FLUX CAPACITOR OUTOFTIME FLYING TRAIN BIFF TANNON MR FUSION Is 13 grand not really cheap for one of these?http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-Delorean-DMC-12-UNIQUE-3-X-TWIN-40-DELLORTO-CARBs-/150942426086?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2324dea3e6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket88 Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 NOT MARTY MCFLY TIME TRAVEL FLUX CAPACITOR OUTOFTIME FLYING TRAIN BIFF TANNON MR FUSION Is 13 grand not really cheap for one of these?http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-Delorean-DMC-12-UNIQUE-3-X-TWIN-40-DELLORTO-CARBs-/150942426086?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2324dea3e6 With a nadgered gearbox, duff electric window motors, and some other "easy to fix" faults, I fear not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mk1_4dr Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 A little dabble of selfwhorage. buy the Whale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonka Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Whilst on the subject of selfwhorage up t'North........... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-Spec-2-Nissan-Skyline-R33-GTS-4-door-/300809300036?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4609a1a844 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereHareHere Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 24k 1-owner Micra K10 - £180 so far. Ideal negative-cred driving deterrent for young adults. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Micra- ... 2577502007 31k 2-owner Polo breadvan, £695 BIN! Looks a proper pant-stretcher, though the "Doctor lite" backstory is a bit irksome. Our survey says: VWILF. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-B-VW-VOL ... 2c696eadc7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shedvan Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 24k 1-owner Micra K10 - £180 so far. Ideal negative-cred driving deterrent for young adults. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Micra- ... 2577502007 31k 2-owner Polo breadvan, £695 BIN! Looks a proper pant-stretcher, though the "Doctor lite" backstory is a bit irksome. Our survey says: VWILF. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-B-VW-VOL ... 2c696eadc7 The VW is claimed to averaging 45mpg, I call horse-shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereHareHere Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Looks all right for £425 BIN with a year's ticket and moccasin-grade history. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-205-X ... 27ccaf3207 my pride and joy is always garaged,has never been driven in the rain HAIKU-TASTIC! £620 so far. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-TRIUMPH- ... 337d7c379e Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruJoe Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Check out this cock gurgler...http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/300806756309Ah fuggin blow it out yo ass thenI sent him this: Dear sjr1988,... terms and conditions ...... is this such a hopeless heap that you don't want to comment on its condition?This car is sold as it states - SPARES OR REPAIRS. The car was driven to us as a part-ex. I would rather bidders came and viewed the car before the bidding finishes to make their own mind up. If your unsure please dont bid. He hasn't posted my Q&A on the listing, so allow me:Dear sjr1988,... your item description doesn't describe your item. At all. Any chance you could update the listing? It might help attract some more bids... Thanks. JoeDear joe,Car was driven into us as a part-ex.We dont wish to retail the car.Sold as Spares or RepairsSo, do we now believe the car isn't for sale at all?Verdict: Knuckle-dragger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereHareHere Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 38k, full ticket, no bids at £250. RILF! REGISTRATION : D507 AAAVALUATION : £450DATE OF VALUATION : 11-09-2012ACCURACY OF VALUATION: 0.0007% http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-5-GTL ... 1e741d2249 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggersdog Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 The knuckle dragging cock gurgler has very helpfully revised his listingdear autoshiteTHE CAR WAS DRIVEN INTO US AS A PART-EX POSSIBLE HEADGASKET OR CRACKED HEAD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willswitchengage Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Best part of a year's MOT. Anybody feeling brave? THE REAR SUSPENSION DROPS WHEN ENGINE STOPS,BUT RISES OK WHEN ENGINE STARTS.6.SMALL HYDRAULIC LEAK FROM HIGH PRESSURE PUMP. I HAVE NOT REPLACED THE TIMING BELT AND NOT SURE WHEN IT WAS LAST DONE.NO SERVICE HISTORY AVAILABLE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggersdog Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Where's fellymagic when we need him.http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p just up the road from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Clearly the seller of that car who won't actually describe it is hoping 1) people think it must be a potential bargain as others won't want to bid thus loads of people do end up bidding or (most likely) 2) he hopes that by putting no description at all that when the highest bidder discovers it absolutely and utterly shagged that they won't get anywhere if they try to screw him in court as he'll just point out there was no description, therefore he hasn't actually lied about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 That BX is a nice, early turbo diesel. Rear end dropping isn't too much to worry about. Some do that. Those wheeltrims are rather grim though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 A little dabble of selfwhorage. buy the Whale OK, not trying to play stupid here. Wasn't this sold just a few days ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/300806756309 Check out this cock gurgler, several paragraphs of terms and conditions, absolutely no information about the car at all. I asked him to fuggin give us a clue: Q: Hi there, would ti be possible to have a little information about the condition of the car? i.e. is it running and driving, any obvious mechanical problems? Any lights on on the dashboard? I realise its sold for spares or repair with no guarantee of course but some basic blurb would be most helpful. Thanks a lot, Richard A: Richard please read what has been written in the advert. Viewings welcome, if your not sure please dont bid. Ah fuggin blow it out yo ass then I sent him this: Dear sjr1988, I'm with Richard here. There is a lot of bla bla jadda jadda re. the termsand conditions of sale, but you don't describe the car with one word. Is itrunning? Are there any known faults? I.e. is it worth my while to drive allthe way down to have a look? Or is this such a hopeless heap that you don'twant to comment on its condition? Cheers, Chris The answer: This car is sold as it states - SPARES OR REPAIRS. The car was driven to usas a part-ex. I would rather bidders came and viewed the car before thebidding finishes to make their own mind up. If your unsure please dontbid. Car will be sold to the highest bidder. What a tard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gimble Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-Renault- ... 3379302905 There is a 'BAD BOY PERFORMANCE' sticker on the back of the car - but as already stated, I know nothing about these, DUH me neither anyone fancy it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-FORD-MON ... 1018429836 Mk1 mondeo v6 estate with a manual box!!!!! Thats got to be a pretty rare beast. would be awesome for A-frame draggage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-Escort-1 ... 1019287564 'Finesse' LOL To be fair it looks pretty decent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philibusmo Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-Escort-1 ... 1019287564 'Finesse' LOL To be fair it looks pretty decent. CAN I ADD THAT THIS IS NOT A FINESSE AS STATED IT IN FACT A POPULAR! IF ANYBODY WISHES TO WITHDRAW THERE BIDS BASED ON THIS INFORMATION THEN PLEASE FEEL FREE TO DO SO? not a Finesse? In that case you can batter yourself in the bollocks with a cactus. I ain't driving no stinking popular. Only a Finesse will do for a connoisseur such as myself. EDIT to remove picture before Billy asplodes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-CHEVROLE ... 1018889237 make a great christmas present CHEW ON THAT SANTA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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