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phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-VAUXHALL ... 43b573053a

 

Make a impression with this tidy, cheap Expression. £495.

 

 

That is an absolute bargain, looks bloody brilliant for the money.

 

Nah, see, it'd be much better if it was a bit older, was red and had 5 doors :D

 

That is quite cheap for a 3dr in all honesty but I reckon at that price there'll be a bit of rot setting in underneath, looks like the sills have been patched up recently.

philibusmo Rank: Renault 16

philibusmo

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6http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-TOYOTA-SUPRA-RED-/261121064022?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3ccc073c56

This might be worth a punt. Shit pictures. Shit description and no mention of MOT, tax or anything really.

However it is apparently a manual and surely I'm not alone in thinking that these look ace.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/300806756309

 

Check out this cock gurgler, several paragraphs of terms and conditions, absolutely no information about the car at all. I asked him to fuggin give us a clue:

 

Q: Hi there, would ti be possible to have a little information about the condition of the car? i.e. is it running and driving, any obvious mechanical problems? Any lights on on the dashboard? I realise its sold for spares or repair with no guarantee of course but some basic blurb would be most helpful. Thanks a lot, Richard

A: Richard please read what has been written in the advert. Viewings welcome, if your not sure please dont bid.

 

Ah fuggin blow it out yo ass then

michael1703 Rank: Renault 16

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I like this. Next time someone on here asks about a 4x4 for the winter we need to make sure they buy it.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-RL-4x4-restoration-taxed-mot-exempt-9000-miles-/271093558191

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The tax is free and it is a mot exempt historic military vehicle. Mechanicaly the truck is in good condition and if you were felling brave it could be driven home.

 

 

I want this,been watching it from day one when it was sat at £300,worked out my route home avoiding th motorways and a price for fuel, got a mate that said he would drive me there as he owed me a favour.... but its getting pricey with my fuel cost on top at about £180-£200ish, might bail on it if it goes much higher :cry::roll:

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/300806756309

 

Check out this cock gurgler, several paragraphs of terms and conditions, absolutely no information about the car at all. I asked him to fuggin give us a clue:

 

Q: Hi there, would ti be possible to have a little information about the condition of the car? i.e. is it running and driving, any obvious mechanical problems? Any lights on on the dashboard? I realise its sold for spares or repair with no guarantee of course but some basic blurb would be most helpful. Thanks a lot, Richard

A: Richard please read what has been written in the advert. Viewings welcome, if your not sure please dont bid.

 

Ah fuggin blow it out yo ass then

 

I sent him this:

 

Dear sjr1988,

 

I'm with Richard here. There is a lot of bla bla jadda jadda re. the terms

and conditions of sale, but you don't describe the car with one word. Is it

running? Are there any known faults? I.e. is it worth my while to drive all

the way down to have a look? Or is this such a hopeless heap that you don't

want to comment on its condition? Cheers, Chris

ashmicro Rank: Renault 16

ashmicro

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Click on the photo of the Snatch Land Rover !!!!

KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

KruJoe

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What's with the weird four stud alloys on this?

 

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KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

KruJoe

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:!: every day's a school day.

Those wheels would more at home on a Ford badged 323 clone 'backie' from South Africa, circa 1988. Or summert.

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C344517

 

Now this looks like a bargain, decent mileage, long mot and tax all for only £350 ono, get it before the drift twats get it., also check the interior, flat cap, AA map and orthopedic seat cover FTW.

 

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This is lovely. I'm really feeling the need for a 360 right now, but am in no financial or storage position to buy it. A cracking price though I suspect it will end up battering the Armco at the nearest local TrampDrift event.

Lankytim Rank: Isuzu Florian

Lankytim

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That Alfa is calling me.. It was in my watch list before but I missed it!

 

180k on an LPG Italian car- what could possibly go wrong?

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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That starcraft thing is beyond belief, if I had one of those and wanted to paint it pink I would make myself sign a contract beforehand saying ‘I UNDERSTAND THAT PAINTING THIS VEHICLE PINK WILL MAKE IT (EVEN MORE OF) A FUGGIN LAUGHING STOCK AND TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SELL AT ANY COST. THEREFORE I PAINT IT IN THE KNOWLEDGE THAT I WILL NOT BE OFFERING IT FOR SALE IN THE NEXT 10 YEARS’ Obv this guy has not performed this vital step - he is going to end up taking one for the team thanks to that paint job. Verdict: HALFWIT

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