eBay tat volume 3.

[rml2345]

 

This looks minty fresh with possibly the greyest interior ever made. Is £895 too much though?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/N-VOLKSWAGON-PASSAT-18-5DR-ESTATE18-STAMP-MAIN-AGENT-SERVICE-HISTORY-/281383725263

[rml2345]

 

S280 with a BIN of a grand, which seems like fuck loads of car for not much money. Are the 280s as chronically slow as I'd imagine?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995M-Mercedes-Benz-S-280-Auto-Service-History-Tax-/151347975101

[Jim Bergerac]

Shite Campers of Win, Part 1258

 

[Jim Bergerac]

Velourious barges of win, part 7,234

 

[Jim Bergerac]

As David Bowie once sang 'Rebel Rebel your paint's a mess'

 

 

Some top class Reliant chod lurking around in the background on this listing. None of them with a T I T paintjob either.

[Jim Bergerac]

This appears to be slowly decomposing

 

 

 

 

Quite a clean up operation needed. And to the lucky possible buyer I say, rather you than me.

[rml2345]

^That's brilliant. Even the wood is plastic!

[ProgRocker]

A decent spec Austin Allegro. Twin headlamps, ftw.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201406295392237/sort/locasc/usedcars/radius/1500/make/austin/page/3/postcode/nr11aa/quicksearch/true/onesearchad/used%2Cnearlynew%2Cnew?logcode=p

[brickwall]

That is nice.

[Jazoli]

 

S280 with a BIN of a grand, which seems like fuck loads of car for not much money. Are the 280s as chronically slow as I'd imagine?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995M-Mercedes-Benz-S-280-Auto-Service-History-Tax-/151347975101

They aren't that slow, my uncle used to tool around in one for years and it'd hustle when needed, supremely comfortable cars, with the added excitement of an expensive time to weigh it in breakdown always on the horizon.

[Cavcraft]

Hopeless description, but if had money/storage/bigger mental health issues I'd be all over this.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Leyland-National-Ex-London-Country-Chase-/171382531896?pt=UK_Minibuses_Buses_Coaches&hash=item27e731e738

[Cavcraft]

Same seller, equally class bus

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Leyland-Royal-Tiger-1954-/171382291819?pt=UK_Minibuses_Buses_Coaches&hash=item27e72e3d6b

 

'Tyger Tyger, burning bright, 

Wank bank material for tonight; 

When immortal hand meets Japs eye, 

Could frame thy fearful symmetry?'

 

 

[Cavcraft]

I would

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SEDDON-ATKINSON-200-SERIES-FLAT-BED-FOR-RESTORATION-SPARES-OR-EXPORT-/121383078521?pt=UK_Commercial_Trucks&hash=item1c42feca79

 

 

'THE LAST ONE USING IT UNDER FARMERS LIMITED USE'

[meggersdog]

With a rebel hell she cried "more,more,more"

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-RELIANT-REBEL-WHITE-Immaculate-Chassis-Tax-Exempt-/141343108131?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20e8b4ac23

[Novanick1]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/231265488011?clk_rvr_id=665703082033&item=231265488011&lgeo=1&vectorid=229508

[Cavcraft]

Six thousand quid to create this monstrosity and the interior still looks like a pensioner's piss stained special from a K10 Micra

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MITSUBISHI-FTO-MIVEC-EX-SHOW-CAR-OVER-6000-SPENT-CUSTOM-PAINT-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-/321457929568?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4ad862bd60

[meggersdog]

shame those flames aren't real ^^^

 

Here's a picture of a delightful French pick-up to calm the nerves

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-5-EXTRA-VAN-1-9D-1999-WITH-1-2-LHD-EXPRESS-PICKUP-FOR-TRAILER-OR-PROJECT-/261529667336?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3ce4620708

[Cavcraft]

Dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad.

 

What, FFS?

 

Can we please have a completely tasteless painting of our favourite breakfast cereal logo painted on your horrible car?

 

No, FRO.

 

Dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad. PLEASE can we?

 

Ok, anything for a quiet life, what do you want painting on it?

 

Well I want the Kellogs cockerel and our Kaidon wans Tony the Tiger, so it's up to you, dad.

 

Several weeks later:

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/H2-Hummer-Custom-Truck-Monster-Show-and-Shine-Pickup-American-/141340926363?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20e893619b

 

'do not wish to store this outside'

 

I don't want it stored on the same fucking continent.

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-escort-van-six-wheeler-custom-van-/141345319474?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20e8d66a32

 

Colour is gash but it looks pretty well knocked up.

[phil_lihp]

That Ducato camper's rather good but if it's a bit too pricey, this is a winning option.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-PILOT-VAN-/261529913298?pt=UK_Commercial_Trucks&hash=item3ce465c7d2

 

 

The interior's just superb - not sure why the bed's that way round though, not much good unless you're under 4ft tall.

[cort16]

Imagine this would make a great camper van. Not only is there loads of space in the back you could also lower the kids over the fence at lego land or alton towers. It'd pay for itself in one summer!

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C499523

[andy18s]

I see your inferior camper conversions,and raise you with this.....

 

 

 

my Leyland National mk1 motorhome for sale.
Comes with 12 months mot and 12 month tax.
Perfect for bus shows, and you can camp in the bus.
8.3 turbo diesel engine.
Shower, kitchen, bunk bed, double bed, sofa bed, 200 cd changer, water heater, water tank, Easy to drive.
was restored in 2006, and dry stored for the last 5 years.

Can be driven on any car licence, costs £200 a year to insure.

Looking for £6k, or swap for a pre 1960 lorry/truck

 

 

[laser wheels]

Dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad.

 

What, FFS?

 

Can we please have a completely tasteless painting of our favourite breakfast cereal logo painted on your horrible car?

 

No, FRO.

 

Dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad. PLEASE can we?

 

Ok, anything for a quiet life, what do you want painting on it?

 

Well I want the Kellogs cockerel and our Kaidon wans Tony the Tiger, so it's up to you, dad.

 

Several weeks later:

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/H2-Hummer-Custom-Truck-Monster-Show-and-Shine-Pickup-American-/141340926363?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20e893619b

 

'do not wish to store this outside'

 

I don't want it stored on the same fucking continent.

 

£17k and climbing? Christ on a moped.

[Asimo]

^^^ There is hope

 

[laser wheels]

Check out how clean this is - less than 27k miles on this Laser.

 

 

 

[NorfolkNWeigh]

 

S280 with a BIN of a grand, which seems like fuck loads of car for not much money. Are the 280s as chronically slow as I'd imagine?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995M-Mercedes-Benz-S-280-Auto-Service-History-Tax-/151347975101

They go fast enough that you'd want to be wearing your seatbelt if you crashed one into a Parisienne tunnel support....

[Novanick1]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C507574

[Novanick1]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/351110739893?clk_rvr_id=665824031270&item=351110739893&lgeo=1&vectorid=229508

[Rocket88]

Ovlov Skottslanda

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-VOLVO-940-TORSLANDA-LPT-SILVER-2-3-TURBO-VGC-73-000-MILES-/301239631322

 

 

 

Bidding.....................

[NorfolkNWeigh]

The paint looks like it's about 5mm thick and the colour looks like it's from the Dinky palette circa 1973, but I still would

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/XWC-955F/171385434429?_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109&_trkparms=aid%3D555012%26algo%3DPW.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D24059%26meid%3D8289407564600101402%26pid%3D100010%26prg%3D10244%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D24%26sd%3D201118721451