eBay tat volume 3.

[cort16]

£195 Mk1 Mondeo with MOT til November

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/ford-mondeosame-owner-last-11-yearsoldbut-reliable195-for-quick-sale/107296750#gallery-item-full-3

[49barndoor]

Shite price £38k

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/The-Original- ... 416893b19c

 

[John F]

Mk 2 Escort, 2.9 4x4 conversion, needs finishing - a very reasonable (for these things) £3,000 or best offer

 

[John F]

1983 Passat being sold by a Vee Dub scene cockmaster:

 

"MK2 B2 VOLKSWAGEN PASSAT GL5 ESTATE VERY RARE VW SLAMMED SUPER COOL"

 

Only to a witless scene knobber though.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK2-B2-VOLKSW ... 2ec023fe4c

 

THIS IS MUCH COOLER AND MUCH MORE RARE THAN MOST VW'S

 

... reminder, in case you hadn't already realised how cool it is.

 

And his pièce de résistance:

 

On 14-Jul-12 at 09:09:40 BST, seller added the following information:

 

ALL PHOTO'S WERE TAKEN ON WEDNESDAY'S

 

Wednesdays, huh? That's clinched the deal then.

[willswitchengage]

^At least it still has the original springs, apparently. Just a year or so's knackered strut mounts from where he's removed the suspension

 

Recently taken photos from a Hiace hoarder:

 

[skattrd]

Tipo Sediciwotsit ... not particularly cheap at £995, but good luck finding a tidier one cheaper; or another one for sale for that matter.

[Guest]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GMC-G20-Day-V ... 0851204867?

 

In 1992 a crackhead unit was sent to prison by a court for a crime they did commit. These men promptly escaped from maximum security to the Manchester underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of misfortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, you can find them (with tarts and geezers), and maybe you can buy the A-Team replica van.

[Guest]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-84-SR ... 0951036726?

 

Looks to have an ornate dildo for a gear knob too

[Guest]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-OPEL-KAD ... 1078660759?

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-A40-BL ... 33795e74fe

 

'I had a small accident in my A40 In February, and I have lost confidence in driving it'

 

That's ok, I've just had a small accident in my trousers LOLING at the state of that f*ck*ng Micra.

[sporty-shite]

To be fair, I'd hit that Micra! Although the wheels, arches and wing mirrors would go straight in the for sale section on R-R.

[willswitchengage]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-84-SR20DE-Nissan-Datsun-MICRA-200-Bhp-t-Coilovers-Deep-Dish-/320951036726?

 

What's the point of giving a car 160hp if it has to slow down to a snail's pace to not destroy itself on a pothole or fall over in a corner?

[wuvvum]

To be fair, I'd hit that Micra! Although the wheels, arches and wing mirrors would go straight in the for sale section on R-R.

Exactly what I was thinking. Could make an amusing sleeper if it were de-mongified. Looks quite absurd in its current guise though,

[sporty-shite]

To be fair, I'd hit that Micra! Although the wheels, arches and wing mirrors would go straight in the for sale section on R-R.

Exactly what I was thinking. Could make an amusing sleeper if it were de-mongified. Looks quite absurd in its current guise though,

 

The more I think about this car, the itchier my bid finger gets. It's only down the road, too.

 

Good job I'm not pissed!

[Cavcraft]

The arches and wheels are eye destroyingly terrible, it looks horrible.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-escort-m ... 1e707d60d4

 

How long before someone finds the right V5 on eBay and this gets turned into a 'genuine Mexico'?

[cort16]

The Granada over on RR looks fanny-tastic.

http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=FSW&action=display&thread=133485

[autofive]

wow what a cheap motor

[Spiny Norman]

Cheap Mondeo. BIN £250

 

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-AUSTIN-M ... 51a062f285

 

Cor! a 1982 Metro HLE with a full size sunroof and only 29k on the clock, lovely!

[CreepingJesus]

Grim Renner 19, but with all the right bits of paper.

 

Not King Charles Cavalier Spaniel, Roundhead, Cromwell, Civil War, King James VI, Boston Tea Party, Alex Harvey, yadda yadda...

 

STARTS OFF THE KEY,ENGINE IS SILENT

There's something far wrong with it then, isn't there? It's supposed to start on the key, and make a 'vroom' noise. Little clue for you there, eBay SHOUTY MAN.

 

PHWOOOAAAAR!!! 960 luxo-barge going cheeeeeep. Listed as SOR, so not going anything at all possibly. Tho' inexplicably, while the vendor doesn't know what it'll need for a ticket, he'll whap it thro' if it gets to £500...

[skattrd]

 

T&T until September £300 ... will need welding for next MOT

[Cavcraft]

'Isuze'

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/4x4-isuze-/25 ... 3a77a38b91

 

'these 4x4 are as rear as rocking horse sh t'

 

I'd imagine the chances of selling a non-MOT'd, battering ram Fronterror Sports with a different badge for £750 isn't going to be easy.

[Cavcraft]

FANNY MAGNET

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-BEDFORD- ... 3cc91f3d0d

 

I wouldn't mind a spin in one of these one Saturday night. Perhaps being driven round some God awful town centre whilst wolf whistling at pissed up birds and making jokes about the length of my hose. And the birds would be all be like 'OMG! He's a fireman, he'll be well fit!' So I'll lob them a Cavcraft business card and never hear from them again.

 

Magnette, fanny.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/zb-mg-magnett ... 27c94dacef

 

I wouldn't mind a spin round WIMBO in one of these one Saturday night. Perhaps being driven round pre-68 whilst wolf whistling at tattooed birds in reflective jackets and making jokes about the length of my HIAB. And the birds would all be like 'OMG,He's a banger racer, he'll be well fat!' So then I'll lob them a V5 and never hear from them again.

[Cavcraft]

*PAGING RETRO 80'S BOY*

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Orion-1- ... 41689b8a14

 

'ON WAY HOME FROM CHESTER THE CLUTCH STARTED TO SLIP'

 

Cavcraft's warranty clearly states service items are not included. Nor anything else really.

[Rocket88]

*PAGING RETRO 80'S BOY*

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Orion-1- ... 41689b8a14

 

'ON WAY HOME FROM CHESTER THE CLUTCH STARTED TO SLIP'

 

Cavcraft's warranty clearly states service items are not included. Nor anything else really.

 

His wife's got a clutch? Where, how does it work, and , more pertinently, has he been riding it?

[cort16]

£1750 still seems a lot to me for a Sierra but this one only has 22k and looks mega fit. Those wheel trims are just

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-FORD-SIERRA-GLS-I-4X4-WHITE-/180935669831?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a209b3847

 

A nice original looking Capri 2.8i for not insane money.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-CAPRI-2800-SPECIAL-/320951010554?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4aba2bc4fa

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Original-Postman-Pat-Van-Magnum-Ferrari-Chitty-Batmobile-Noddy-Museum-Unique-/180934215089?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a208505b1

 

Original Postman Pat Van Magnum Ferrari Chitty Batmobile Noddy Museum Unique

 

It's for charidy so I'll jog on taking the piss any further.

[HillmanImp]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-AUSTIN-M ... 51a062f285

 

Cor! a 1982 Metro HLE with a full size sunroof and only 29k on the clock, lovely!

 

LARGE SUNROOF

 

I would not say that its a large sunroof. Its a normal sized sunroof, its just on a small car.

[Volksy]

I so hope that Metro doesn't get raped for it's engine.

 

In other news that spanking blue Volvo 760 from a few pages back has sold, not surprisingly, but at the price it was up at I sincerly hope it won't end it's days on the oval.

[Spiny Norman]

Cheeky wee cinq

 

[warren t claim]

 

........2cv mot failure,spares or repair new battery fitted ,starts and drives was in use untill recently.wants some welding ,floor good.failure cert and v5 here just wants a new home complete car,good roof,for more details or to view call Rob on 07591387439 ......

 

£450

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... /107443129