eBay tat volume 3.

[uk_senator]

22 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

MERCEDES 307 D LUTON VAN FOR PARTS OR RESTORATION | eBay

I'm sure that was a real comfort to the forty eight miles of traffic stuck behind it every journey.

The Stereophonics old tour bus? They deserve it now, the miserable bastards (I still haven't forgiven them for wrecking those classic cars in their videos, the wankers)

[Hertz]

£4995

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1685786992013618/?ref=search&referral_code=null&referral_story_type=post&tracking=browse_serp%3Aee3fdfb4-c8b9-408f-b706-e9e55a2a42da

 

[Cavcraft]

1 minute ago, Hertz said:

£4995

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1685786992013618/?ref=search&referral_code=null&referral_story_type=post&tracking=browse_serp%3Aee3fdfb4-c8b9-408f-b706-e9e55a2a42da

 

The fuck is going on with the number plates?

[grogee]

2 minutes ago, Hertz said:

£4995

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1685786992013618/?ref=search&referral_code=null&referral_story_type=post&tracking=browse_serp%3Aee3fdfb4-c8b9-408f-b706-e9e55a2a42da

 

What a way to round out page 7500: a beautiful blue bastard. 

Would

[Cavcraft]

Classic VW Beetle, 1972 | eBay

I can't think of anything more horrible that I've seen.

'Telford'

Ok, you win.

[urpert]

45 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

The fuck is going on with the number plates?

Belongs to someone called MR EL SID?

[D.E]

FIAT Coach/Bus British Racing History Formula 1 - Camper Van Conversion Project

[UltraWomble]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/146424144307

[UltraWomble]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/126974897536

Low Miles Corsa B owned by an incontinent boy racer

 

 

[TheIsleofShite]

https://www.carandclassic.com/l/C1845632

[UltraWomble]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/276923061484

Giffer spec

[D.E]

Opel Tigra 2000 Blue Manual

[D.E]

Cavalier! No, not a Vauxhall...

1992 CHEVROLET GMC CAVALIER Z24 3.1 V6 LHD US IMPORT RETRO CLASSIC

Quote

 A FIVE-SPEED MANUAL TRANSMISSION ALLOWS THE DRIVER TO EXPERIENCE THE SPORTS CAR ATTITUDE

Quote

BODYWORK COULD DO WITH SOME TLC HENCE THE LOW PRICE

[D.E]

Invade Greenland or Canada before that idiot does:

1973 Alvis UNSPECIFIED CVRT SAMPSON ARMY TANK All Terrain Petrol Manual

[Split_Pin]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/235981082113?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=MEeneR8XSdq&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=ZRO7rX7WRjq&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

❌️ Don't read the advert

❌️ Don't look at the pictures

❌️ Don't check the opening times

❌️ Don't try and understand the user name

❌️ Don't question the company name

✅️ Alan is sad

[Cavcraft]

Ford Escort Mk2 1.3L with only 10k miles from new | eBay

Proper giffer job (Olympic blue?) Mk2. It's not cheap, but it is ace.

'Front Floor Matt’s'

 

 

[wesacosa]

[UltraWomble]

3 hours ago, Split_Pin said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/235981082113?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=MEeneR8XSdq&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=ZRO7rX7WRjq&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

❌️ Don't read the advert

❌️ Don't look at the pictures

❌️ Don't check the opening times

❌️ Don't try and understand the user name

❌️ Don't question the company name

✅️ Alan is sad

Surely its worth more in bits

 

[Cavcraft]

3 minutes ago, UltraWomble said:

Surely its worth more in bits

 

According to the advert it's worth triple.  According to everyone else, they've put a rogue letter 'l' in that.

[Split_Pin]

YOU READ IT!!!

YOULL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!!!

[andy18s]

[horriblemercedes]

8 hours ago, Split_Pin said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/235981082113?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=MEeneR8XSdq&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=ZRO7rX7WRjq&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

❌️ Don't read the advert

❌️ Don't look at the pictures

❌️ Don't check the opening times

❌️ Don't try and understand the user name

❌️ Don't question the company name

✅️ Alan is sad

I know it sucks when you crack the bumper on your Mondeo, but fix it with silver gaffer tape, not that.

[wuvvum]

18 minutes ago, andy18s said:

You forgot the @eddyramrod tag.

[Remspoor]

1982 Austin Ambassador 2.0 Vanden Plas for a bit of an odd price £4,695

Certainly is a a Y reg.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202410245568466?

The best of rubbish photos.

Looking at MOT history it may have been off the road for a number of periods (each amounting to years) hence the low mileage

[D.E]

Austin Rover Montego 1.6 HL Classic Car

 

[camryv6]

18 hours ago, UltraWomble said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/126974897536

Low Miles Corsa B owned by an incontinent boy racer

 

 

Why has nobody mentioned the dog !!

[Cavcraft]

11 minutes ago, camryv6 said:

Why has nobody mentioned the dog !!

Or, more specifically, why it has toilet brushes for legs.

[Metal Guru]

On 04/03/2025 at 08:58, Dick Cheeseburger said:

Looks like a decent blank canvass. Nothing coming up for DJH 474G though? 

Perfect* group buy!

The Italians would never fall for that again!

[Cavcraft]

ford mustang classic cars | eBay

A Mustang for a monkey,  reserve not met.

Who the fuck wanted one of these in the UK when we had the Capri is beyond me.

[Cavcraft]

Vauxhall Omega 2.6 V6 CDX Auto | eBay

The shadow looks like some sort of giant bendy cock.