eBay tat volume 3.

[egg]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/815601047064148/

[egg]

WTF, another Dedra?

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/712965037692923/

[Spottedlaurel]

3 hours ago, jim89 said:

I still don't get the rest 🤔

Sorry, translation:

My daughter and her boyfriend have the ex @BorniteIdentity Avensis SR, after taking it to Dubrovnik in 2022 it's become her daily driver. It has the older, trustworthy Camry/Celica/MR2-type engine which has now done over 282k miles, and its colour is Tuscan Plum. SR is a rare trim level on the Avensis, possibly UK-market only, but just cosmetic.

[Rocket88]

3 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

1992 Ford ESCORT DIESEL Diesel Manual | eBay

I don't know how much a dominatrix costs these days, but even being made to wear Anne Widdicombe's apple catchers and a Liverpool shirt couldn't be as painful, embarrassing or expensive as eight thousand fucking quid on an  Escort van. 

'the engine is strong robust and fairly lively '

Fucking bollocks it is. They're about as lively as Jesus' knob.

 

Me and the other ‘alf have just convulsed at the last sentence….

[D.E]

Like it came straight out of the gritty areas of 1970s New York:

https://www.marktplaats.nl/v/auto-s/oldtimers/m2079815132-chevrolet-caprice-coupe-350-cu-5-4l-v8-1969-automa

 

[BorniteIdentity]

D701 Sierra madness

Pretty sure this is the one my dad bought brand new in 1980 from the fourth owner who won it in a bet from an old lady called Desmond. 

[jim89]

10 minutes ago, BorniteIdentity said:

D701 Sierra madness

Pretty sure this is the one my dad bought brand new in 1980 from the fourth owner who won it in a bet from an old lady called Desmond. 

The exhaust tail pipe appears to morph between photos 😯🤔

[GR8 PL8 M8]

I've always wanted a Messerschmitt...

[SEATMad]

3 hours ago, egg said:

WTF, another Dedra?

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/712965037692923/

Just like busses 

[egg]

1 minute ago, SEATMad said:

Just like busses 

imagine having two of them on your drive, increasing the chances you have a working Lancia Dedra, ooh, by about 5%!

[SEATMad]

1 minute ago, egg said:

imagine having two of them on your drive, increasing the chances you have a working Lancia Dedra, ooh, by about 5%!

If that 😂

[cort16]

23,000 mile 1.1, 59bhp bubble trouble. It looks very tidy.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-200-hatchback-1999-manual-1120-cc-3-doors/1474974125

[Skizzer]

On 26/02/2024 at 15:40, wuvvum said:

I seem to recall that @Skizzer has or had a Dedra.

You’re right, I did.

I found it in a barn in 2011; @Dermist owns it now and has almost finished  restoring it.

[egg]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1858071127963849/

[egg]

£2k

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/414910684528780/

[egg]

500 squid A2

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/926612985632385/

[egg]

Bronco.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1415077449425795/

[Cavcraft]

16 minutes ago, egg said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1858071127963849/

 

 

That's brilliant. Love how it's powered by a motorbike battery held in with blue twine, too.

[Rocket88]

4 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

That's brilliant. Love how it's powered by a motorbike battery held in with blue twine, too.

Probably came out the factory like that…😕

[Schaefft]

38 minutes ago, egg said:

Bronco.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1415077449425795/

Bronco II, big difference. Still cool, just make sure to not corner too hard in one.

[egg]

59 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

That's brilliant. Love how it's powered by a motorbike battery held in with blue twine, too.

amazingly the MOT tester was quite content!

Battery insecure but not likely to fall from carrier

[HMC]

have we had this yet?

 

[jim89]

1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

That's brilliant. Love how it's powered by a motorbike battery held in with blue twine, too.

...in series with a house brick 🙂

[jim89]

12 hours ago, GR8 PL8 M8 said:

I've always wanted a Messerschmitt...

Must be unique? 😪

[Asimo]

26 minutes ago, HMC said:

have we had this yet?

Yes. It was just as hateful then.

[SEATMad]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/760833025383267/?ref=category_feed&referral_code=undefined&referral_story_type=listing&tracking={"qid"%3A"-2453833011762338315"%2C"mf_story_key"%3A"24540288308951682"%2C"commerce_rank_obj"%3A"{\"target_id\"%3A24540288308951682%2C\"target_type\"%3A0%2C\"primary_position\"%3A4%2C\"ranking_signature\"%3A6332393145889854179%2C\"commerce_channel\"%3A504%2C\"value\"%3A0.0010155354708103%2C\"candidate_retrieval_source_map\"%3A{\"24540288308951682\"%3A111}}"%2C"ftmd_400706"%3A"111112l"}

[SEATMad]

I do *really* like these

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/315186270599?itmmeta=01HQQTAT73X5YWASZFYAZ0SXQH&hash=item496290d187:g:yNUAAOSwLYJl3kcK

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I thought someone had made the 'goatse' meme into a car

[wesacosa]

[SEATMad]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/783139937001787/?ref=category_feed&referral_code=undefined&referral_story_type=listing&tracking={"qid"%3A"-2452974018190717997"%2C"mf_story_key"%3A"7299913306751927"%2C"commerce_rank_obj"%3A"{\"target_id\"%3A7299913306751927%2C\"target_type\"%3A0%2C\"primary_position\"%3A0%2C\"ranking_signature\"%3A1214309419887793224%2C\"commerce_channel\"%3A504%2C\"value\"%3A0.0014167304498109%2C\"candidate_retrieval_source_map\"%3A{\"7299913306751927\"%3A111}}"%2C"ftmd_400706"%3A"111112l"}