eBay tat volume 3.

[cort16]

Have we had this 1000 quid Cadillac?

"Can be jump started, selling as non runner "

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/828962342282568/

[Schaefft]

11 minutes ago, cort16 said:

Have we had this 1000 quid Cadillac?

"Can be jump started, selling as non runner "

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/828962342282568/

Yup, the seller also has a request to find the rear bumper he had lost up on his seller profile lol.

[D.E]

£500

https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/renault-laguna-1.6-sport/1464066778

[mintwth]

47 minutes ago, grogee said:

FFS

Nah, that'd be £337

[cort16]

Quote

7.4 L petrol engine V8. Does about 18 mpg.

does.it .fuck

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/710999447524188

[outlaw118]

17 hours ago, goosey said:

3/4 of a V8

Soz, got a bit over-excited

[outlaw118]

Another 75/ZT but with V6 POWAH. Pre-facelift too, which is betterer imho. 195k lots of history, £2795 Market harborough. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/126049673272?hash=item1d59256038:g:O70AAOSwGStk15Yb

Anything else you want to know?

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ROOF LINER SHAGGING,

Whatever floats your boat M9

[Wack]

Ad says they'll take swaps so if anyone has one of those banana cars or that orange that was about in the 70s this is your chance 

[High Jetter]

4 hours ago, LightBulbFun said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/134691774231

 

He does admit to the idiot being himself, and his ebay name checks out! Maybe you know him, LBF?

[grogee]

[UltraWomble]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/285433013569

£500 with new MOT

[D.E]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/285434858547?_trkparms=amclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D777008%26algo%3DPERSONAL.TOPIC%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20221115143614%26meid%3D9897c6ce4d514fb8a0a611e8990dbc0a%26pid%3D101616%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D276002320716%26itm%3D285434858547%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D4375194%26algv%3DRecentlyViewedItemsV2SignedOut&_trksid=p4375194.c101616.m5481&_trkparms=parentrq%3A052abfa618a0ab9617c51649ffff4a76|pageci%3Ae979c363-3d3b-11ee-96ac-6e974495c736|iid%3A1|vlpname%3Avlp_homepage

[D.E]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/toyota/toyota-yaris-verso-mpv-2003-manual-1299-cc-5-doors/1464100793

[Dick Cheeseburger]

51 minutes ago, D.E said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/285434858547?_trkparms=amclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D777008%26algo%3DPERSONAL.TOPIC%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20221115143614%26meid%3D9897c6ce4d514fb8a0a611e8990dbc0a%26pid%3D101616%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D276002320716%26itm%3D285434858547%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D4375194%26algv%3DRecentlyViewedItemsV2SignedOut&_trksid=p4375194.c101616.m5481&_trkparms=parentrq%3A052abfa618a0ab9617c51649ffff4a76|pageci%3Ae979c363-3d3b-11ee-96ac-6e974495c736|iid%3A1|vlpname%3Avlp_homepage

Eleven thousand  pounds... for a Derby sporting an orange peely quick blow-over... 

4k on a good day I reckon. 

[Metal Guru]

8 hours ago, cort16 said:

does.it .fuck

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/710999447524188

I think they missed the decimal point out.

[Cavcraft]

AUSTIN METRO GS SILVER AUTOMATIC 41.5K 1989, BARNFIND, CLASSIC | eBay

Funky little Metro auto (Metrauto?) in Wigan. Those seats look bloody massive...

[Cavcraft]

Sunbeam Rapier 1964 | eBay

 

[Cavcraft]

Partially ruined GT250, anyone?

cars motorcycles vehicles for sale | eBay

Anyone who  thinks chopping the back of the frame off a motorbike and putting a stupid seat on looks good should have their licence revoked.

[somewhatfoolish]

12 hours ago, cort16 said:

does.it .fuck

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/710999447524188

Typo; it's really 1.8mpg. 🤣

[wesacosa]

[grogee]

16 minutes ago, wesacosa said:

Phwoar! What a beauty. 

[TheOtherStu]

16 hours ago, cort16 said:

does.it .fuck

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/710999447524188

IGnore: Just spotted he wants £8k.
It's horrid inside. Looks like Stevie Wonder did the interior design.

Frankly, it's not worth £5k. Would take at least £5k to make it look like a decent motorhome again.  There are much better motorhomes out there for £10k.
 

[grogee]

MaestroWatch: Dusty Turbo being bid up to £8900 so far. Seems un-rusty, but it will be rusty.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/285434468142?hash=item427538572e:g:hoUAAOSwdRFk3h~W&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAA4P2j5y2lD%2B%2FWIeqnuxVBg70hMBDCwT5bkettxfxSa5M8U8XZVb0NNOV2KRuTK2lcPhC6Bo%2B6y8MKnk38PpuY8zY3LNdFNDawcWc8q6LYCwF184JLDK7MtTLtbHegMUmywe0GgTq1eOgZ7YNV2cuA3Bsh0Xs6JSLFeCjyR68mENrCr5GvjhRMNXa4pyKoeAjUiBETkpNh989KvP7KSEbw7yeFkIz2aqfLzVvOuWAoo7Ip1O2h29gq5wOlKvmb39B4U4%2BdeZL%2F4dfZFnAU7KiIoy40thj26IFAPAOpu6bUPEpC|tkp%3ABk9SR-67zfzAYg

[grogee]

Have I woken up in a parallel universe?

Beige Maestro van, £7k. Seems un-rusty, but will be rusty.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/195936550177?hash=item2d9eba7d21:g:deYAAOSwNupk23-d&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAA4DPIMseutcI4BaGyW6RP0lIYwx3mps4zh3KsrWc6n1s1oWEdd6DKBP5%2B0hRL%2FxIaXZxxDSXWGK%2Bqo1H9cV4xYw5sr%2F7v7%2FA6Fwpt3pYfz6rP4sw%2BkNTQrXdx60LmVCKQJWGQ9KaStCk8ZZNScjjafoyofRkWcgWnmOqZM0pTJ%2BECX11ZewP9CRRb91W6L7bzrfnn1fyBJUAL8YFrtLxKeEUVvbcRM67dbJB2BpLwYoChqkRsURyoNsnUot0lMwkv08WHSveDmEX12CLpiKSWSIRRoiJE2x2v6p9aeH9EehkZ|tkp%3ABk9SR-67zfzAYg

[UltraWomble]

Oooof

Beigness overload

[grogee]

Moar Maestro Misery. £1300 and £1800 respectively. Between them there's about half a good van.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/266362910593?hash=item3e04777781:g:t5MAAOSwCvNk22kv&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAA4LKng8%2Ba0HVoxgwpDoXTPrhA1Xf5PykiJnAPGmQR%2FtyKFCf%2FWXjCZM9BG2J0qXqgikm6xKWtXht1rZISwreZeQIBMC5UcZ%2FJEfVm6q%2F5HRBj3MiE7DGiIWnTuKnzQ9Hm%2FyAGP98ZpQPKxp1cmMI8zJYGOb0fkTULH3ZexqezzLsK%2FnXZ0918Ark9%2BemZvj2ZCbLnXmfuDYdSV8X3DNb3MrEz49f5q6fRKqz6YcqkEI923QC6wiwiuftLXEXilr0Iewf3PXSiQZAcfs1UxbvdHFm5C3ud0qlkyTfUT%2Fj%2FgjrY|tkp%3ABk9SR5qHif3AYg

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/364371266847?hash=item54d6384d1f:g:dq4AAOSwsOVkvn8X&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAAwFn3xx2dD%2FCyvakpv8LHxG%2F871QYhEHqwIxVegMT6kfu1hBsDiKEpItse3zFtkbaiqJdjMKvZeuwLL1TgQPkd67Zc7tmdi1CNO4xxh%2F%2FgXndo4r5FcbuWBr2rc9XHBi5eszx70uYDf4YVqJk0tzGbNdL9x1%2FJIzm317tuLJ7eERg7zJcplemAdwrH23%2BOH2ffC1Gc%2BEL%2FWAAyxOV%2BiW3ZSOWZ8wBG2n54hWDw%2Bba72nqmGXmbJKz7F%2F2cDLiUputHQ%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR-S4lP3AYg

[Sunny Jim]

I find myself quite drawn to this Peugeot Rcz 1.6 thp sport 156bhp 11 months mot but

⏰it's in Rhyl (NBZ?)
⏰it's re-listed
⏰it has a colourful* MOT history

That's enough alarm bells that I should wake up but it's nearby so I might go and have a look anyway. 

@iainrcz can you tell my why I shouldn't?

[grogee]

7 minutes ago, Sunny Jim said:

can you tell my why I shouldn't?

 

[TheOtherStu]

29 minutes ago, Sunny Jim said:

I find myself quite drawn to this Peugeot Rcz 1.6 thp sport 156bhp 11 months mot but

⏰it's in Rhyl (NBZ?)
⏰it's re-listed
⏰it has a colourful* MOT history

That's enough alarm bells that I should wake up but it's nearby so I might go and have a look anyway. 

@iainrcz can you tell my why I shouldn't?

I'll give you a number of reasons.

These are money pits (I'm sure Ian will tell you)
This is the wrong one. Why get an RCZ with 156bhp when you can have an RCZ-R with the same engine that has 270bhp.

I really want one of the latter ones though. Soooooo much fun to drive. You can keep your Audi S3s. These are much more fun. And can be tooned to around 315bhp without any hassle.
 

[iainrcz]

33 minutes ago, Sunny Jim said:

I find myself quite drawn to this Peugeot Rcz 1.6 thp sport 156bhp 11 months mot but

⏰it's in Rhyl (NBZ?)
⏰it's re-listed
⏰it has a colourful* MOT history

That's enough alarm bells that I should wake up but it's nearby so I might go and have a look anyway. 

@iainrcz can you tell my why I shouldn't?

Chain and tensioners, carbon build up, high pressure fuel pumps.

If you do go look at it, check the jacking points. They're made of runny dog shit.